Confess

>only negroes say that

Go be a boomer somewhere else.

I'm 42 and I'm on Yea Forums.

Sucked a cock and I didn't like it am I gay?

Only if you keep doing it again despite "not liking it". Otherwise, nah.

>finna

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Yes.

When I was much, much younger I had a female friend who liked to string guys along but never put out. One time it was just her, me and another friend at her house drinking. I made their drinks 2-3 times stronger than mine and after they passed out I fucked the friend and saw the tits and pussy of her other friend. Thought about fucking her too but didn’t know if she was on the pill.

They complained about hangovers the next day but otherwise our friendship stayed basically the same until I moved away 10 years ago.

Theres this girl that i like and likes someone else and asked me for advice. She asked me if there was a way to tell if he liked her and she told me the situation and i basically made it seem like he just wants to pump and dump.

I made a girl get arrested and that got her fucked up mentally, spiraling to doing heroin at 15 while whoring herself out at some crackhome her 30 yo bf/pimp lived

If you are a sociopath you dont come to terms and accept you are a sociopath. So congrats, you arent.

I ran out of toilet paper so i decided to use the craft paper i had in my bathroom. I did a squat run from the toilet to my bedroom with shit dangling out of my ass wiped my ass with it and it wouldn't flush down the toilet so i took it out of the toilet all soggy wet and covered in shit and threw it in next doors garden.

Details?

Also good move, user.

No they can they just won’t fret over it. It won’t be some big thing like finding out your gay or schizo. It’s more like someone telling you the time it makes sense but other than that it is merely a label which does for you nothing

I have never thought to or did touch a child in a sexual way. Please no excommunication

To beat depression you must beat your meat.

How long ago was this? How did you fuck her up?

Nah it's in my DNA. My dad gave me toxic fucking genes. Depression is probably why he got cancer and died according to science

lmao nibber

I set up an elaborate plan to get her to cheat on her husband and have her think he was behind it all. Now they're getting a divorce and I intend to use our friendship and her vulnerability to get her in bed.

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I touched up little girls when I was a gymnastics coach and I feel terrible about it. It will probably come back to haunt me in 10 years or so.

Just stay in church user, you'll be among equals.

Me and my brother experimented with each other at a young age and kept doing stuff together until around 16

She has a tattooed tit. Divorce was inevitable

Wrong

I deliberately shouted Lydia off High Hrothgar. See you in Sovngarde, bitch.

I don't see the correlation. I try and all I can think of is that you're a low browed troglodyte for making that statement. But whatever floats your boat user.

Bump

I get turned on by rape porn more than normal porn. It just feels right. I have vivid fantasies of raping a cheating ex. Almost got too it but her friends walked in.

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Sometimes I put ketchup on my steak

How far did your experimenting go? Did you jizz on/in each other often?

My cousin and I have been sleeping together

I hate you

There's a group of 3 or 4 old women that I slept with regularly in college. They were all either divorced or widowed and I'd go over and spend the night so they'd have someone to cuddle with at night and not be lonely. Sometimes we even fucked.

Bump

da fuk is finna?

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No.

Mortal sin. For your penance, go to Vatican City and blow a Cardinal. Shouldn't be too hard to arrange.

lmao that's an excellent story
it's rape though, better make sure no one finds out

... shit that's cruel

Delightfully devilish Seymour

I still love my ex

Are you a girl or a boy?
If it's the first then...
shrug
If it's the second
you've got the big gay.

I left a lot of true friends behind when I was a teenager, abandoning them all trying to run from my own problems. I regret that immensely.