Older anons, 40+

Most women under 30 are vapid, narcissistic morons. The prettier they are, the more likely this is to be the case. Your dick is going to insist you chase pretty. This is why the divorce rate is so high.

Pretty much this. And Tits are awesome. And the fact that politics and tits are deeply related. This is the wisdom of Yea Forums.

wisdom and the liberation from ignorance is the key. goodness is good. righteousness in its most intimate meaning and beingness is true coolness

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If your in school DON'T FUCK AROUND , also don't take a year break in your last year to get some extra cash in your bank just push through that shit.

Try socialize outside of the house, join a club or whatever. Try maintain reallife connections and learn how to socialize. Also don't expect anything from women, just take care of yourself. Women can leave you whenever.

> Posting Bernie
> Holyfuck.jpg even I felt that cringe across the ocean.

Your opinion does not matter old commie dick sucker.

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There are sane, pretty, women. Just, it takes years to figure out the difference.

Just calm the fuck down. Not everything sucks, you're just an emotional retard. Most normal brains still don't have a fully developed frontal lobe until your mid to late twenties.

Your opinions will change, you will probably be a different person. Stop fucking being afraid of change - learning isn't hard if you gain even a minute amount of critical thinking skills.

Don't give someone in their early 30s just because they aren't 40. Most are just learning their adult selves.

Fuck school. Be good at something. If you have to school to be good at something, whatever, but be good at something. School, itself, is meaningless.

only 34, but I'll take a crack
> Women don't want you to solve their problems, they just want you to tell them they are right or have it rough
Of course, if it's something like "my car is broke" or "I'm hungry", that's different. But if they're bitching about work or something, just nod your head and say "Damn" once in a while
> Your hs friends are usually temporary
When you're confined to a suck ass place 8/hours a day 5 days a week, you'll make friends just to socialize. Once you get out of school and start working, it's a different story. Generally speaking, the friends you have at 18 won't be the friends you have at 28.
>Everybody has their own problems, no one really knows what they are doing
>Every generation bitches about younger ones
I find myself making fun of younger generations, and guess what: you'll think kids are fucking stupid in 15 years. The truth is, you are an idiot. It just takes 10 years to realize that you are.
Anyway, that's enough from me. Accept my advice, denounce it, whatever. At the end of the day, this is just text on a screen that disappears after you close the tab.

> Reacting without reading the caption.

file name lol

What you see as "old guy wisdom" is merely the results of having lived long enough to see the cyclical nature of things, and the long-term consequences of decisions.

When you're young you have a lot of conviction on how things "are" because that's how you believe they ought to be. That experience I just mentioned is going to disabuse you of quite a bit, and make you realize you didn't know shit when you were younger.

>dont vote republican.
>Don't vote Democrat
I'm sure you both think you're right.
But most people will advise you to vote Dem, simply because most people vote Dem, despite our retarded system that keeps putting the minority party in power.
And now for actual life advice:
1) Never have just a mustache. Beard good, goatee good, etc. but NEVER have just a mustache.
2) Liquor has almost as man calories as beer.
3) Never mind who you want to love, find someone that wants to love you.

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Most women are average. The older women get, the more desperate they get. Women want more than anything to not be alone.

Better to make friends with younger generations, then you can fuck them.

i post a ridiculous pic of that guy portraiting him as an old douche and you infere that i endorse him?
so you must like fat smoking chinese boys....

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Yeah, sure dude.

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> Women don't want you to solve their problems, they just want you to tell them they are right or have it rough
Of course, if it's something like "my car is broke" or "I'm hungry", that's different. But if they're bitching about work or something, just nod your head and say "Damn" once in a while

This, but its true for all genders. Most people dont REALLY want help, and wont really accept the help you try to provide

Disgustingly horrible advice on all counts. How to fail at life fast.

>you will get more pussy in your 30s and 40s than your youth
Absolutely correct.
Just stay in decent shape, don't get brain dead and too bogged down in life and all those cute teens that rolled their eyes at you 20 years ago will suddenly flock to their new daddy.
It's totally a thing.

I dunno, I thought it made Bernie look bad. He's a grumpy old piece of shit who wants to steal everything you own. Clint Eastwood is awesome, he just wants to kill you if you take his shit.

Maybe you're just a piece of shit who really sucks at helping. Most people who want to 'help' are just egotistical fucked up versions of people who always want 'help'.

The most important thing in a partner is kindness. If you end up with someone who isn't a kind person at heart, you made a serious mistake.

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Yeah, Harrison Ford is a piece of shit, we get it.

Spot-on.

One more thing of importance: you, too have to be kind at heart.

Brad Pitt is a piece of shit, but at least he can pull that look off.

Try to save at least 10-20% of your income. Have it automatically deposited into an IRA or an index tracking fund.
When you purchase a home, get the 15 year loan plan. The monthly cost will be marginally higher, but the money you save in interest over a 30 year loan plan more than makes up for it.

>wants to steal everything you own
i'm far from being leftist, not even a democrat, but the level of simplification of your rant is so stupid that hurts.

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Pluto is a planet.

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>we get it.
No, apparently not.

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I'm only 20 but let me share some wisdoms in regard to women:

>Spend 16-20 looking for a woman of the same age you want to get with as these years are the most iconic in terms of symbolism behind love. Teenage love is the most passionate.

>If you fall for a girl, DO NOT tell her! Make her fall in love and admit her feelings first. A guy proclaiming love is the biggest turn off for a girl and ruins all suspense of courtship

>Travel and have experience with with your dream girls before you put a ring on that girls finger, better to explore what you like before starting a family and putting that all in jeopardy getting your dick wet.

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>at least he can pull that look off.
No, he clearly can't.

Saving sucks, spending money is fun. I didn't give any of that advice any notice at all when I was younger. I'll be ok. You have second and third chances if you don't fuck up when it comes to having a good job and career. Better to have fun when you're young, but be good at something. Buying a house with a 15 year mortgage when you're 40 will seriously bail your ass out when it comes to retirement.

It's accurate, though. Very accurate.

>a society grows great when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they'll never sit in
Nice.

none of your social interactions between 16 and 22 that are you willing to kill yourself over matter even slightly, and by 40 you won't even remember anyone's name and will have completely new friends/gf's/wives

take better care of your teeth. flossing is actually more important than brushing and if you are only going to one at night, floss

go to a trade school instead of college and learn something useful, it doesn't mean your dumb. most programs are only a year maybe 2 long and there is a direct path to self employment as a smart tradesperson while "professionals" languish in shit office jobs they hate with crushing student debt

don't jerk off so much

good luck user, and godspeed

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I have to agree with this dude. As much as I hate Bernie, he doesn't have some bad plans at all. He just brings in an awkward manner. And some of his plans are close to utopia.

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I think he can. Looks awesome. If I was gay, I'd so fuck his asshole, it would bleed for days.

I'd really like to know what porn do oldfags enjoy. have you developed any kinks that you never thought you'd have when you were young?

Most women don't care about 6 pack abs, or how much you can lift. A woman is impressed by a man who can bring a smile to her face, and make her laugh uncontrollably that she snorts.

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Always be prepared, for work and life in general. It take work to stay prepared but it will take you far in life.

>The monthly cost will be marginally higher
and by marginally higher you mean literally twice as much as a 30 year mortgage which most people can't afford anyway

stop regurgitating advice you read in forbes

Trying to make things 100% perfect will age your face terribly.

Most relationships are doomed to fail, but every single one is a learning experience for your story.

You'll probably hurt and push away the ones you really love, but with lots of self-reflection, you will be better, kinder, and more respectful to your future relationships and friends.

You usually cannot make it up to the person you've hurt the most. That's why you make it up to the future partners.

Wrap your ding-dong every time, and use SPF 50 religiously.

Brush and floss your teeth EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BEDTIME.

drink more water and less soda

Always wear your seatbelt

Be kind to all animals, you don't really know if Karma will get you in the end and reincarnate you to a dog living in China.

Yeah, your 40's are all about learning to control bacteria and pooping well. Though I prefer a water pic connected to the shower. Floss is annoying and gets stuck in the teeth, I hate it.

Life sucks and then you die. All women grow old. Make sure you die before you can't kill yourself anymore.

Oh, and I've never seen any drawbacks to fapping my brains out.

Hate fucking your wifes ass after a fight doesn’t solve as much as you would think it would

Don't settle for bad relationships. The tables are completely turned in your favour around 30 when it comes to dating.

>Spend 16-20 looking for a woman of the same age you want to get with as these years are the most iconic in terms of symbolism behind love. Teenage love is the most passionate.
Literally only a meme incels spread to make those who went through highschool as virgins feel inadequate

>If you fall for a girl, DO NOT tell her! Make her fall in love and admit her feelings first. A guy proclaiming love is the biggest turn off for a girl and ruins all suspense of courtship
Dumb, fake try hard alpha shit. I'm not a big fan of telling everyone I love them, honestly dont like word, but not using it becuase your a big man and its a turn off to women is literally retarded.

weak advice user.

>close to utopia

Good sign that they're not really achievable. I agree, he does have SOME good ideas. Like closing tax loopholes. But all the ridiculous "free everything" stuff makes him impossible for me to consider.

Don’t get married. Make some real money. Travel. Do these things or you WILL regret it.

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>and by marginally higher you mean literally twice
No it's not lol. You can calculate the monthly cost with your bank kiddo.

best line in that show

>some of his plans are close to utopia
exactly, but much of the same we can say about libertarian utopias, free market utopias, uncontrolled capitalism utopias, etc.
anyway, OP, the system is going to rip your asshole as soon as it can, so keep your butcheeks tight.

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>trade work

Sage advice. Listen to this. Specifically, try to find work that they can't automate. I was a toolmaker for years, and it's so much better than the shit desk job I have now.

fuck off young man

Yeah, that's... What I said user.

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If your a chick like 18-20 and have a bf in his thirtys don't tell your friends how good you think he is in bed. My ex did this and I fucked her 17 yo best friend left her for her other best friend. Months later I fucked the ex and her cousin in a threesome. God it was great teenage girls are dumb as shit.

Mortgage term 240k 360 months
Your estimated monthly payment:
$ 1,173.64
Total principal paid
$240,000.00
Total interest paid
$182,510.

240k 180 months
Your estimated monthly payment:
$ 1,799.40
Total principal paid
$240,000.00
Total interest paid
$83,892.15

Start your own business.

Trade schools are for chumps. You are going to work your ass off for a wage slightly above median income

This is true

The biggest joy I ever had in life, was becoming a dad. I didn't really want children, but when my "then girlfriend, now wife", convinced me and we had our daughter, I experienced true happiness. Can explain how much a love her.

Also, when you see your partner pregnant, you realise how hot she is.

And I was agreeing. Hence why I said I agree.

Easier said than done.

You need a business plan
You need to know how to run a business
You need to know something about the business you are starting

Most businesses fail and put the owner in debt

Teenage love is the most passionate. The relationships just don't tend to last, but they're still thought of for your rest of your life. It's where you & her started to define love in relation to likes/dislikes.

You're retarded. I'm not saying that you shouldn't tell people if you love them, but in regards to courtship; showing your cards won't work out in your favor a vast majority of times. I bet you don't get many women in intimate relations eh?

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lol

Depends who you're working for, and what kind of trade work you're doing. I was taking home about 56 grand a year, and I only did it for a few years. The old-timers were making close to six figures. High speed milling tools ain't cheap, nor are they easy to make. We got paid well.

Can confirm. As soon as you stop school you never want to go back

in life, big fucks small (unless big is stupid enough)
but remember that small can piggyback bigger to fuck big

>teenage love is the most passionate
>is 2 years away from being a teenager
Yea bro, sounds like solid advice you know alot about. Keep eating your incel memes like a good goy

no matter what you think your life path will or should be, it will definitely not turn out that way. At best, you're not gonna fuck up too bad. At worst, you'll neet thru life like a miserable cunt.

Do your best not to dwell the worst of life. Get a university degree at a minimum or go into a certified labour trade.

Fall in love, and fuck as many people as you can when you are young. Cheat and lie as much as you want, because really, you're not going to marry or stay with your partner from school for long. Just don't do that when you grow up past 30s, as by that time you'd want to be in a committed relationship. Basically, get it out of your system early on in life. Always wear a helmet.

56k a year is not a good salary.

“Almost six figures” is the best you can do and working your ass off for years to never hit 100k is not a good career path. You can make 100k before you are 30 if you go to collage for the right thing

Start saving and investing as early as you fucking can.

Seriously. Every dollar you get put 10-15% in savings. Be smart. Better to be a millionaire at 35-40 than strugglin.

52 here.

I'm 35 but I count.
Never take for granted time. When you pick your career when you're in highschool/chollege/uni... you may be stuck doing it for 30 years. Always keep in mind that even 15 years in... you can change your career to be happier.
Think of it like this... if you were 40 years old... what would you give to be 25 again?
You'll realize how fast life goes when you are simply going through the routine of it.

Do something to snap yourself out of the routine of life and you will live happier. For me, it was switching careers at the 15 year mark.

Trust your gut and your heart and it'll always lead you in the right direction.

I know

Start trying now, you’ll fail a few times.

Eventually it will pay off. Otherwise you’ll be making money for someone else the rest of your life.

Confirmed, take the shorter mortgage with higher payments

>that pic

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>if you go to collage
It's evident you never made it that far.

can confirm. started making 125k a year immediately after graduating from college with a CS degree.
Was very smart with my money and worked hard so didnt have more than a months worth a debt to pay back

Its pretty crazy actually, I came from a poor family, so it feels really good to be in a position of moderate wealth so quickly after having nearly nothing

Well to be fair, I didn't go to school at all to get that kind of money. And it was enough to buy a house with no mortgage at 24, so I feel like I'm doing okay. Did have support from my parents, but fuck it. I'm not here to impress you. And college CAN pay off big, or you could misread the market, and end up doing average paying work with a shitload of student debt.

>collage
Better off moving to another state temporarily that has no state income tax, joining the military for a couple years, getting a security clearance, and working overseas. Don't have to pay any income tax at all until you are over $106k.

The better you get at life the better the bitches are. Think hard and work hard, playing hard is natural.

Almost everything Yea Forums tells you about women is wrong.
The way you choose to speak to your children, will be the voice inside their heads when they grow up.
Don't waste time chasing that girl, if it was going to happen it would have by now.
Don't try to pick up chick in night clubs, bars are only slightly better. Best place is at a joint that hold a common interest, book store for example.Just don't be creepy.
Men are driven by logic, women by emotion. When she vents, she's not looking for a solution, she's looking for empathy.
Don't fuck your friends, it always end up weird.
Work hard to maintain relationships with real friends. Even if they drop off the radar for a bit.
Everything comes back to you in the end, so treat the people you care about with love.
Don't be afriad to cut toxic people out of you life, even if they are blood relatives.
Learn to cook and learn at least one 'handy' skill.
Looks after your teeth, you feet and you knees.
Travel before you have kids.

"none of your social interactions between 16 and 22 that are you willing to kill yourself over matter even slightly" - Repeating this.

Everyones a cunt

Yes because everyone who goes to college doesn’t use spell check so much that they are dependent on it

>You can make 100k before you are 30 if you go to collage for the right thing

Like learning to spell.

>Almost everything Yea Forums tells you about women is wrong.
best advice in the thread

(^: I'm saying this from personal experience. I'm happy with my highschool sweetheart, she's a model

Actually spelling isn’t a skill that gets you money in the real world. Spell check is so prevalent that it’s not necessary anymore.

nobody really cares about the problems you have,except for your close ones (brother,sister,father,mother)

but you can´t deny they have boobs...true fact!

>only 20

No one should give a shit what you have to say

Don't let your possessions own you.

I wish more people could see things as clearly as you, wise user

Solid advice except the teenage iconic shit. Like yeah it looks good and feels strong, but godamnit everyone knows love makes you tarded

Stop wanting 10/10 girls learn to take a chance on ugly and fat girls we age shit happens we change at the end of the day it's all about where her mind and heart are set.
I may not have a hot girlfriend to any of you but she makes me happy she's very smart and she is a alpha female she has the ability to lose weight and change her life if she wants plus she has money and a nice car. And she takes care of her female sex parts.
I'd rather be with her then alone.

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Always have cash in your pocket, even if its only enough to get a bus home.
You will get cheated on, you may not find out but it will happen.
Never completely trust anyone, always keep a little bit of mistrust in the back ground, that way when you do get fucked over you were expecting it.
Be nice. Shouting never sorts anything.
Learn how to argue intelligently, never argue a point you don't know enough about, if you don't believe something go study to find out.
School is shit and pointless, get out as soon as possible, unless your a retard then stay in school forever and don't blight yourself upon the world.
Don't have children, it's not fair on them as this world sucks

Virgin in his 30s here. Can't confirm.

To get ahead financially, save but also watch your spending. The spending part is what most people don't get. Look for a good deal and jump on it right away. Almost never pay full price for anything. Buy only what you really need.

how do you get started investing? Are we talking stocks?

>Trust your gut and your heart and it'll always lead you in the right direction.

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You are a lucky man indeed.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Ok, here have another chick.

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Google is your friend.

Fuck all the under 23yo fat girls you can, before they get really fat.

except for some posts when anons really feel like being bros

Have you actually read any of the posts here?

>Are we talking stocks?
Not individual stocks. Either an IRA or Index Fund. Go to your local Credit Union and inquire with them.

46 here,
Save 5-10%of every check
High school is an insignificant distant memory
Travel as much as you can
Never buy expensive furniture, it is never worth it.
Avoid debt but manage it well if you need it
Learn how to fix things, cars, home repairs, etc. It saves tons and it makes you more interesting.
Use your hands and tongue more with sex.
Don't sleep in on weekends. U got shit to do.

Damn user, made me realize I'm shallow as fuck. I've never had feelings for someone I'm not physically attracted to. Never had a 10, never even tried. But all the girls I've been with were at least 6s. Maybe 7s. And when I have real feelings, they end up looking like 10s to me. I don't know if I could do that for someone I found really unattractive. Did you ever have that feeling before?

trust me man I've been googling this shit, and just the beginning gets me depressed enough to make me stop

Holy trips of truth.

They all get fat eventually. And those that don’t look like crack heads. Skinny doesn’t age well.

there might not be such shit in romania lmao

Do you have a stock market?

QT

But possibly bait. Might be worth the risk though

More pussy times no pussy is still no pussy so your opinion doesn't matter.

How are the wizard powers treating you?

Figure out who your life long friends really will be, and do not cut off a friend and be toxic to them without a really good reason. Be flexible in your friends over the long haul because shit changes a lot in 2 decades.

>had a dozen really good friends growing up
>was going to be best buds for life as teenagers
>everyone started changing into their late 20's
>some of them strait up died, or their personality died/turned toxic for different reasons like drugs/religion
>me and 2 others actually had families, could not even relate to the ones who didnt over time as they either partied themselves into angry old men or became crazy hermits

What were my best friends are dead or completely incapable of holding a conversation. Some actually turned into horrible losers who leeched off all their friends, making the rounds and getting kicked out of household after house. Today I have a family, a real one. My best friends are 2 people I met when I was in my 20's and an old "friend" (and I mean QUOTES) I actually used to pick on and bully mercillessly growing up. You know why he's my best friend now and it blows our minds? He didnt fuck his life up and he started a family the same time I did, so our kids hanged out. That's it. So we had to hang out, and get along. After a while we started hanging out more. Now we talk to each other every fucking day now that we are nearing 50.

None of you, none of you have a fucking clue whats coming, neither does anybody else. Those of you who do not bend and adapt will be trashed by life. It may happen to you, or you may see it happen to your friends and it will break your heart.

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Ira isn’t a type of investment. It’s an umbrella that you shelter your investment from taxes under(either at withdrawal for a Roth or at deposit for a traditional). You can have almost any type of account within an IRA

FUCK AS MANY GRILLS AS POSSIBLE

I left at least 50 "sure thing" fucks I passed on and seriously regret it. Should have fucked ever last possible girl I could have in my 20s.

Relationshits come and go, but the spank bank lasts your entire life.

I disagree with the high school stuff. It honestly depends on what country you come from. In Romania, High school is some of the most memorable time you spend in your life. Especially if you spend it with the right people

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In Romania? I guess. In Bucharest, the other side of the country

This one is cute as well

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College is not for everyone. There are plenty of trades that are comparable, if not pays more than a college educated individual.

Start saving money early on. I don't care if it's $5 or $100 per paycheck. Put it in a savings account and don't touch that shit unless absolutely necessary. Wanting to buy the latest game/phone/etc. does not count as an emergency.

Take some classes/courses in public speaking and technical writing. If you are able to present yourself in a professional light, the more people will be attracted to you or more willing to hire you.

Women are a dime a dozen. Don't stress over getting into a relationship so quickly. It will come in time. On the same vein, losing your virginity is overrated. Again, it will come in time and you will find the right one.

Ok fair enough. Mutual funds rather than individual stocks (like the other guy said). Often through your workplace with an employer match.

Jews are evil. Yes, really. NEVER trust a Jew. Never.

They are mutual funds with tax benefits. They track sectors or indexes.

>I'd rather be with her then alone.

AAHAHHAHAAAA. They may be laughing at you, but man those words will come back to haunt some of these fuckers some day.

Sell your gaming console, always be reading a biography, history or classics book, no drugs, no weed, learn to be proficient with Excel, stay out of the fucking clubs, home by midnight, have multiple streams of income, drive politely, volunteer weekly, get yo ass to church, get to the gym, no smoking or vaping you douche. In short, act like a fucking adult.

Spell check? Oh sweet lawd!!

I would've never date any overweight girls when I was with friends but now I learned to take a chance she's amazing and she helps get motivated to make changes in my life and that's what I needed I will soon get to move out and live with her and leave my parents maybe finally have a kid even if we break up I'd still like to have one hopefully it's not fucked in the head like me.

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No they aren’t. Index funds can be in an IRA or not. A CD can be in an IRA. Straight up stocks can be in an IRA. Standard savings accounts. ETFs, bonds, annuities. All of these can be in an IRA. You can mix and match as you see fit.

Can't argue with that.

My powers are beyond your comprehension.

Don't smoke

Id rather be a department director who can’t spell than an electrician who can

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Gain insight by trying to look at things through the eyes of others (it isn't easy).

i was a real dick until I went to the Congo when I was 30 and it changed my life

Was like my first LSD trip- blew my mind open, as to what this world is really about.

People don't need 'things' to be happy, or serene, or balanced. And most of the world lives in the shit shadow of our overconsumption.

Come back to my overmedicated friends all stressed out, freaked about their futures. Decided, fuck it, moved back to Africa and never left.

> tldr , The world is much bigger than your bedroom

You have to see a girl for who she is, not what you want her to be. Too many guys put the pussy on a pedestal, and the pussy doesn't really want to be there. You treat a girl like she's too good for you, she will think she is.

Approach everyone, not even just girls you want to date, as equal or maybe even less than you. Everyone wants someone they can't quite have, so be that to everyone. If you don't get a signal that they are interested, then the just aren't. Go work out or make some money until now girls are.

Of course this is bad advice if you just want to get your dick wet. If that's the case, just go find lots of cocaine and be at clubs. You'll be swimming in broken angels.

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Don't fight every battle, just the ones that really do matter.

Start a retirement plan as soon as possible. If your employer offers it, take it and invest into it as much as possible.

Do not get a credit card until you are financially secure. Learn to live within your means. Credit cards are an easy way to get stuck in the debt trap. If you do get a credit card, pay it off quickly and do not pay the minimum. Do your research on interest rates.

Learn how to to do basic household chores. Know how to clean your home, learn how to do your laundry and learn how to cook.

Basic hygiene is paramount. Who the fuck wants to hang out with someone who doesn't know how to clean themselves properly or wipe their ass?

Get you prostate checked once a year by a Urologist. Mine has a young blonde PA who does it. Very pleasant. My Urologist says every man will get prostate cancer eventually. The idea is to die with it not because of it.

Fucking breeders.

Well shit, I'm happy for you. I've been in a dry spell for about 4 years now, so I know what you mean about not wanting to be alone and needing some kind of motivation. If you do have that kid, make sure you stick around. Kids need a father.

It is wrong to believe that a girl you date who has imperfections can be "fixed" once you marry her.

But can you conjure up some pussy? That's the real question

this is the high-quality advice for everyone
thanks user

I believe you can fix a whore who's still stung up about her ex by dating her. then again, I am a retard

If you live to 100 you have a 100% chance of getting it. Where's are ribbon?

No if she’s hung up then she will leave you

great advice user
went through a similiar experience myself

Ewe our knot write. MS spell check works. I verified it with this message.

Be willing to sacrifice the present to be happy in the future not the other way around. You will always be happy in the past.

Find a chick who shares what you want sexual. Not just most stuff, but the dirtiest stuff you crave. Incest, watersports, pedo, beast....anything. she is a diamond in the rough, but if you find her, you will never need anything else.

This, and dont hesitate to have a chubby side piece if you have a pretty girl too.

Ummm.....don’t find a girl who is into incest. It won’t end well.

Yeah right? If we had one, I always thought camo would be nice.

>figure out who your life long friends really will be

Easier said than done. My closest friend for 10 years had his grandma die. It wrecked him emotionally, and turned him into a piece of shit. Ended up living in the ghetto, slinging meth, and drinking himself into oblivion despite everyone trying their best to help him. Last straw was when he stole money from my dad. I told him if he showed his face around my house again, I'd fuck him up. Never will let another man that close to me again.

Also it means you have survived long enough to talk about it.

Damn you're right.

You have that backwards. Marry the fat chick and have a hot side piece. The fat chick will take care of your needs and not leave you if she finds out you are cheating.

the older you get the less you think you know

Yew art write. Eye be sari. Their bee worst weighs of learned how two spelt then f7.

Don't be afraid to change jobs if you don't like the one you have

Don't be afraid to move to a big city, if you're not already in one. Move far away, if only for a few years, see what it's like living somewhere else

Be nice to your parents, even if you have some pent-up sense of indignity or anger from instances where they wronged you, or you felt the way they raised you was flawed in some way. Look at adulthood as a clean slate, respect them as people, not parents, and be patient and forgiving, let the little shit slide, even if you still get nit-picked about things.

>my GF has the *potential* to lose weight
Fucking Yea Forums lol

I’m sure you impress your janitor friends with your spelling bee trophies

42 here.

Marriage and having children is way overrated. Make money, keep your money to yourself, and enjoy life. You're welcome.

This dude's gonna be alone when she dies of a coronary at 33, let't be real here.

good job user

What about hate fucking the girl you cheat with's ass because you got into a fight with your wife.

whether it's career or relationship or hobbies,
if you never change you will wind up exactly where you are heading.
Most people will have these crazy dreams and do jackshit to get them.
Try something new, fuck up, and make sure everyday you are doing something

Story?

"Unless your a retard" lmao

Can confirm as well
38 and finishing my degree next year, most of those years between were wasted on alcohol shit jobs and unemployment, a stellar IQ of 155 means very little in the real world without motivation to put it to use

Fuck both. BE SOCIAL. Everything is still social based to get a job. It doesn't matter if you have no degree or a doctor's degree, it's all about who you know, even in now times.

I see the not leaving for cheating...I like having the attractive girl and the shameless slampig in the side. To each their own.

College degrees are overrated, learn a trade or skill that is fun and $$$

You’ll NEVER meet quality women at a bar

Don’t drink more than like one night a week. It makes you fat, slow and dumb.

401k/IRAs are for beta faggots. These are great ways to avoid tax if you actually make a fuckton of money. If you are just looking for solid investments, buy real estate.

Ignore this user. Don't settle for less. Aim high. Do better. Try harder. Learn from your mistakes. Never give up. Aiming low or settling for something you don't really want will make you miserable and lead you to a life of despair and pain. Aim high and have a chance at your dreams or aim low and have no chance at all. The worst thing that can possibly happen to a a man is to look back on his life and feel regret. Don't do that to yourselves. You want better. You need better. You deserve better. Try. Really, really try. It's no guarantee of success. There's too much luck involved in life, but it's infinitely better than the alternative. Stand strong faggots. Never feel shame for your desires. Never feel shame for pursuing them. If you fail at something and feel any shame about it then you didn't try hard enough. Try harder.
rant end.

and risk a sad life alone

Quit drinking alcohol now, before you realize it you’ll be an alcoholic.

Kill yourself faggot

More?

You are half right. Just settling for the sake of getting laid or just having someone is bad. But aiming too fucking high will cost you that someone that you would really want. I missed out on a couple of good girls that I would love to be with now days, but at the time didn't want since I was chasing fucking porn style women. Aim high, but give many a try.

This is good

Are one of those a girl?

It's obvious you've never truly tried anything in your life.
Never. No matter how bad things get. For most of us, suicide will always be an option. I'll try just about anything else before that.

>sex parts

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Go do some volunteer work, I do Habitat for Humanity. Put that shit on your resume and watch how fast you are hired at your next interview. People don’t want to hire basement dwelling selfish dishonest ass holes.

39, almost 40 oldfag here:

1.- Learn to save money. Learn to control your impulses. Life have some of the most terrible plot twist ever. You never have enough money when you must face these scenarios. Saving money can help you to go trough these situations more easily.

2.- Never, EVER, NEVER live a life you can not pay off by your own salary. Credit card and banks will suck your life to the very end. They're a cancer. Avoid them unless you're pretty sure about your ability to pay back.

3.- Everyone can have a bad day. Maybe today you're not in the mood. Ok, we will understand it, but being polite is always a thing. Learn to be polite even when you feel like shit. People will appreciate the effort.

4.- By the way, always be nice to people. Remember the "the terrible plot twist argument"? You never know when that person you bullied at school can end being your own boss later. The world is pretty small, and good friends can open more doors than a master key. Always be nice and polite.

5.- Women don't a man. They don't need a dude to solve their problems. They need a father that support them trough their tantrums and a companion along the way of their own mistakes. When a woman ask for advice what she is looking for is for empathy and someone to listen them. They want to feel secure about themselves and their decisions. If you want a relationship with a woman, learn to be a father, a companion and a friend.

6.- By the way, NEVER try to be a friend on the first place with a woman, you're just friendzoning yourself. Be nice, be funny, but be clear about your intentions.

7.- Actually, a woman always looks for a good looking guy, but women loves a man capable of making them laugh and have a positive attitude.

8.- Always listen to your guts. Guts feeling is how your mind warn you about a incoming treat, something can harm your body or mind. Always expect the best, but always be prepare for the worst.

When I was in gradeschool, was rambling one night to my grandfather about all my friends from school. He said, "Boy, when you're my age, you'll be lucky if you can count all of them 'friends' of yours on one hand."

IGNORE POLITICAL ADVICE, ALL OF IT, if you are going to vote read about the persons that are in the race, see what sounds good to you, also check if they lie, see what people are they associated with, look if you think they would betray your conviction. MAKE YOUR OWN IDEAS BASED ON REALITY. young people are inexperienced and want money, old people are hypocrites and want money, and people your own age just as stupid as you or even more stupid, MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS.

Yikes, this isn't true.

Snakes will not refrain from biting you just because you shout at them.

Or just put on your resume and never actually do it. It's not like they are going to check.

alright there, Socrates. Fuckin Socrates ass motherfucker. Fucking GODDAMN STUPID ASS SOCRATES ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
And you can't argue that you're not stupid or you won't be Socrates anymore.
Motherfucker.

>Most women under 30 are vapid, narcissistic morons.

To be fair, so are most men under 30.

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8 steps on how to live and die alone right there.

Be comfortable in Your own skin. Don't pine to be bigger, smaller, whatever. Accept and love yourself, and carry on with life. Don't waste time trying to fit your body into someone's ideal.

Yep. Went back to college in my 30s and attacked more pussy then chlamydia. Thank God for daddy issues!

>Women don't a man.
yeah, that's some solid advice right there.

Fire the first shots and start a bloodbath while you still have your strength. Slowly but surely your strengths will fail you and you'll wish you had done it when you where younger.

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An alternative -- here's a method to vote responsibly without going to all the effort of becoming informed:

Find a very stupid person who plans to vote. Ask for their advice on who to vote for. Vote the opposite. You will have thus canceled out the vote of one very stupid person, increasing the average effective intelligence of the electorate by a tiny amount. Good job, citizen!

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Ha,he can't argue probably because that user has no life experience beside reading a book,in another words (nerd),just don't be trigered by those type of woossies

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The most simple, and silly shit that you are CONSTANTLY told, but never listen to -- Wear a fucking condom. It sucks, I know, but it's repeated for a reason...

The most innocent looking bitch can, and will, lie to you and give you an STD.

It happened to me.

Yeah bro every other useless fucking niggerish cuban or wop or worse kid my age has already tried that and you’ll be hard pressed to get far if you aint planning on doing anymore than web dev

damn user, i'm 32 and i have already worked for 11 years in computer graphics. I realise i want now to change my life. I wanted to go to the army, but it's too late now, looking atm for a career as a cop. Already pass the physical part.

I can't wait for a new life already.

This is pretty much it, kind of. you must come to understand that your self worth is determined and defined by YOU, not your associates. Live to make yourself happy, not your parents or boss or buddies or ANYBODY else. You are all you need.

Also, know that the world is a wonderful fascinating place. Just look around and be amazed. Go ponder an ant hill for a few hours. Spend a lot of time alone. If you are not happy in your role or your place, change it, (That's why suicide is never the answer. If you can't stand your life, stop right where you are, choose to ignore the past and start over, live a different one!)

You can get AIDS from dried blood.

Baz Luhrmann might have given some of the best advice in that category ... back 1997. Still worth to listen to:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5giWfpANMac

story ?

The secret of life is: 'This is not a drill'

>Pls share some wise shit you've learned in your lifetime for us yungins.
Most of the stuff ITT is total shit and you should ignore it
>I know this without even reading the thread

You have 4 years in college but a lifetime using you education to support yourself.....Chose your field of study wisely.

Buy the best you can afford and maintain the hell out of it.

Know the difference between what you're seeing and what people tell you you're seeing.

Don't let fear of failure cause you to freeze up. The most successful people have had the most failures in their life and learned from them.

"Friends are the great thieves of time" Voltaire

Learn how to work with basic math. You'll be as close to being a wizard as a human can be.

Nothing kills a relationship quicker than boredom.

Don't hand over any control of your life to anyone. Especially politicians and gvt. bureaucrats.

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lmao in a few years electricians will be making more than electrical engineers. Zoomers fucking flock to go sell their souls to the highest paying degree option possible. Not to mention society needs way more electricians than it needs engineers. The only reason there’s a demand now is because of the boomers retiring but when those fields are filled with women and young people competing for jobs that require a lot of work it’ll just end up leaving you with less hourly than decently active starting grunt work. Like waiting tables (if you’re cute)

This. Staying out of debt is one of the areas of my life that isn't a wreck.

I’d much rather have a skill I can carry over and specialise in that be a drone in an office, pretending to know what they’re doing. Installing cable for a living has taught me just how much better it is to be in the sun and exercise than to sit at a desk and count my calories like a useless fuck.

>yungins
young 'uns
This is because it is a colloquial pronunciation of "young ones", dropping the "w" sound from the word "ones".
It is spelled phonetically, as in "wuns" and then the apostrophe denotes the dropping of the "w" sound, as when a "g" is dropped from an "-ing" word. For example, "running" becomes "runnin'".
These are the kinds of things you learn if you pay attention in school or, indeed, go to school at all. Or maybe they just don't each shit anymore.

im 22 is a relationship with a 30yo possible?

When you are young it seems like you have all the time in the world. u don't .. do as much as u can and make sure to get married before you look too old. Get married after 30 .. do it before 30 and you will most likely be divorced.

what's your question?

Yes.

If both of you are mature and honest with each other. Be prepared for differing experiences coloring your world view.

how do i explain that to her, she's too scared

Never. Cum. Inside.
No matter what she's telling you, no matter what she's showing you, no matter what you see her doing, never cum inside a girl without a condom. Period.

What is she scared about? Social stigma? Don't worry about it. My wife looks like a teenager, and I'm 10 years older than her as it is, so people think that she's my daughter lol.

Disregard females, acquire currency......

JK

Christianity is the red pill...spiritually grounds you through the shit show called life....

Learn to go the extra mile....really, just be different than the herd....

try not to value materials too much....

find things that make you happy in meaningful ways, not instant gratification .

avoid addictions and addictive behaviors....

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>Social stigma
this pretty much
it is not big deal if a guy is older here
she also said she had too many heartbreaks
idk, haven't chatted with her in 4 days, I don't know if I should hit her up again, but every time i saw her I felt wonderful

Is she Asian? Social stigmas are very prevalent there, and they hold a lot more weight than in the west. There is also the 'shame' it would bring to the family.

no i'm from east europe
yeah everyone would think it's weird

this. this is good advice.

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>dry spell
>4 years

Nigga, you in the desert.

Is it very obvious how old you both are based on your looks? Maybe try to look older, and have her do her hair/makeup/clothes like a younger girl?

nice chunk of wig on that thing

yeah lol I'd do that if it necessary, she looks much younger for her age, that's the reason I started hitting on her in first place

I look much older when I grow my hair out and don't shave. Give that a try. Is it common for people to ask each other their ages there?

well yeah I don't know anyone together with this difference except one friend but he made her a baby so he kinda had to stay together

it is not problem for me it is about her, if she don't want it then fuck it

i don't know what to do, should i just persist or let it go

>dubs of absolute truth.

Don't know man, it's possible she's just using it as an excuse to not be in a relationship with you.

maybe, but she openly said it is the main reason against it

LMAO this is coming from user that doesn't have a girlfriend or a wife and sit's in his parents house depressed and sad and lonely.
Before you even try to claim you've a girlfriend or a wife you could prove you do by not being a pussy and post a picture of you and her together and not you and your sister in a picture.

Ohhh right
>I am anonymous I don't wants people to see how sad I look and how ugly my girlfriend is.

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i mean i actually love computer science, programming, and am both skilled and passionate about my area of study

I didnt take the degree to make quick $$$, i took it because i find it interesting and enjoyable.
If you dont enjoy it, and you arent willing to put in the work, then you wont make it far. Id say around 90% of people who started in CS dropped out during my degree. By my senior year I could recognize every in my graduating class.
Everyone thinks "I like video games, and i want money" thought process, and then drops out 2 years in and 10k worth of debt
engineering has a similar problem.

So yea what im saying is if you passionless and not that smart, dont go to college and take a degree just to make money. Go to a trade school and be set making 50k a year.
If you really care about something, really want to learn something, go ahead and go to college. It will probably be worth it

Always do what is necessary, always do what is possible.

I disagree.
Old fag here....
Desperate girls will do all kinds of stuff.
Also, girls want it just as much as men.

>Christianity is the red pill...spiritually grounds you through the shit show called life....
Christianity is the biggest cope of all. Grounds you? More like shields you from the harsh truths of the universe, and gives you a basic set of morals and philosophies to set you on some sort of path created by the church

>Florida Astronomical Society
it's fine to love celestial bodies user but that doesn't mean you had to literally fuck a woman with her own gravitational pull

You sex outlook sucks. That's the best part

actually rekt

>by the church
If anything the church bastardises and censors the Bible and its message. Christianity is the ultimate red pill - people are flawed and there's no way of going around it. Following the Bible's rules and moral code will only make you happier in life.

Never EVER turn down or fail to hit on decent looking pussy. You will never regret fucking, only the sex you left on the table.

Save your money.
Wear a fucking condom.
Your high school friends will go away and you will keep in touch with a few.
Move out of your hometown and see the world.
Get a trade or skill.
Fuck as many woman as you can when you're young.
Don't rush marriage.
Kids are a lot of work and a pain in the ass and change your life so be ready for that or you'll fuck them up.
Pick and choose your battles.
Listen to your woman when she's upset.
Stay away from drugs and alcohol if you can't handle it, also if you're going to party hard do it as a young adult and don't carry it over when it's time to grow up.
Wear your fucking seatbelt
If it's too good to be true then it's probably bullshit
Debt can ruin your life so if you acquire some have a plan to pay it off as soon as you can
Don't ignore the red flags when it comes to relationships, you can't fix her and she won't change
Divorce can and will fuck your life up so be sure who you marry
Work out and keep fit as best you can. Eating like shit will catch up to you.
Strive to be better then the day before

He said stay in decent shape you fuming neckbeard

All objects with a mass have a gravitational pull, user.

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Top kek

don´t pee against the wind!

This. $50+k in student loans generally don't get paid off quickly once real life, family, kids, house, etc start happening. 4 years learning a trade or gaining experience usually will win in the end. If you can school without student loans, do it. If you can't, don't.

>Always take care of yourself first.
>Always use a condom.
>Never marry unless you want to procreate. And then, have a long engagement.
>Go to fucking college and get a degree in something that matters. If you want the easy way get a business degree. Always take a business class as an elective.
>Stand up for when you know is right until you are proven wrong.
>The loudest people are the ones with the weakest arguments.
>Use common sense. Stop and think about your actions.
>All religion is not bad. All politicians are not bad. But both want your money.

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that cocksucker's childish grin just pisses me off.

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>Also, girls want it just as much as men.
Even older fag here. This is the fundamental truth of mankind.

Which virtually on one on this site, or younger than late middle age will normally consider as even possibly true.

The difference between the libidos and drives of healthy (mentally healthy) men and women is very little, if any. As a species, we are really randy. I am ancient, have several marriages and children in my past, and lots of sport fucking in between, and I have literally never known a woman who wasn't lustful. Mankind would not even exist if this were not true.

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Do what you're good at, not what you love. It really makes life better.

Save the thing you love for your free time. That way you can still actually enjoy it instead of turning it into a job.

There is presently a war on white people in Europe and the West in general. Be aware of this and understand that the technocrats want to create their own utopia and the whites that aren't in their social circles don't get to join them. They will attempt to feed us to the savages that they import to destroy the western countries.

I'd recommend moving to somewhere in Asia, which is what I am doing.

Also, don't have female friends unless you are fucking them or using this said 'friend' in order to get another girl you are fucking. If the girl you are fucking turns into your best friend, then that's the one you marry.

If you date a girl and she looks at her phone for any reason, walk away. You don't even have to give an explaination. If she wanted to talk to you in the first place she will chace and then scold her for being a phone face.

If your girlfriend still has contact with her ex. Dump her ass and walk. She is a child and you'll get cucked in no time

If you're not a military fag, I'd recommend to at least join the guards or something. The tuition benefits alone are worth the part time bullshit you have to do

If you're fat, stop it. If you are fat and have the confidence to take your shirt off when your'e outside, stop it. Fat shame yourself into oblivion and stop being such a piece of shit.

If you're in shape, have some muscle, don't smell and cat at least talk without studdering you will have a mountain of an advantage to the fat disgusting you that presently exists.

If you have a girl that you've been off and on with for years (not even dating, but purely emotional) just bang her already and walk away. The girl's a psycho.

If you decide to get a dog, make sure you train it well. I'm talking at least IPO or shutzhund (not the attacking, tracking, or obstacle). You will be amazed on how bringing your dog in public will get folks talking to you and respecting you for not being one of those dog fags that just spazz.

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This. I've seen a lot of people 'pursue their love into a career' only to end up hating it.

>41
Travel while you are young. I see too many people waiting for retirement, and while it is a lot easier financially they are limited the older they get. Even if you go broke for a bit to make it happen - see the the world.
- Leave your home town. Even if you grew up in a major City... you need perspective, and you do not get this just from travel alone - you need to live and work out side of your element. Do not become one of those people who never leaves their home town... Those are the most boring people on earth.
- Invest wisely - understand that yes you need to save... but understand that the US dollar is in trouble, and the whole market is a distorted mess waiting to crash. It may happen next year - it may happen in 10 years - but the dollar is in trouble so put some of your investments into either gold / silver or some good cryptos that make sense. This next financial crash is going to floor American society, and you want to hold things outside of the normal dollar / market.
- IF you are not going to take school seriously.. do not go. IF you have a vision and a passion - then by all means go... But there is no reason to get a degree that means jack shit if it is going to put you 100K in debt off the bat. If you don't know what to do - go to a trade school for a year or 2 and just start working. The normal university life is not worth it unless you are going to get your PHD.

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39 yo here.

All that social justice warrior BS doesnt work for shit.
Work hard and be honest but dont let employers take advantage of you, most will make you feel like leaving them will be your last job. If you work away at your profesional life, you will be employable and improve your situation and wage easily.

All women are crazy, just make sure you find the one that is YOUR kind of crazy, dont fool yourself that you like a girl just because she lets you wet your tip in her vag.
Other girls are easy to find.
Dont get too possessive over girls the ones who will cheat, will always find a way or a moment to cheat so its best you find out early and move on. The ones who wont, wont so you dont need to worry about them.

Post a porn movie poster from the year you graduated.
Here's mine.

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>- IF you are not going to take school seriously.. do not go. IF you have a vision and a passion - then by all means go... But there is no reason to get a degree that means jack shit if it is going to put you 100K in debt off the bat. If you don't know what to do - go to a trade school for a year or 2 and just start working. The normal university life is not worth it unless you are going to get your PHD.

This. I wasted 6 years at uni, heart wasnt in it and I got shit grades
Really I dont use what I studied in my daily profession. I would have been far better off just getting my head down and "studying" on the job as at the time there were no university courses in my career subject.

I was completely on board until you said "If you're not a military fag, I'd recommend to at least join the guards or something."

Career: You'll never be good at something that doesn't interest you. You have the best chance to be successful (not to mention happy) at something you really enjoy.

Love/Marriage: Marriage is for companionship/partnership, NOT for sex (except early). The sex will become routine no matter what. Worst possible arrangement except for all the other options, lol. Don't expect to be compatible. Everyone has serious, significant differences. Good relationship is about managing your differences without generating to much negative feeling. Attraction fades. Sex stales. Live with it or make an arrangement or cheat. It's nobody's fault, none of it. Just how life is. Just be sure to be realistic going in. Don't blame each other for the inevitable challenges.

baby powder boys
youtube_com/watch?v=ZtzNEE2Esbc

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Sex and anxiety: et over your inhibitions and anxiety: If you're attracted to her, ask her to hang out. (All she can do is turn you down. Her loss.)
If she's hanging out with you, chances are that she'd like to fuck you. Women want it just like you do and most will take what they can get. So make a move: Put your hand on her, your arm around her, look her in the eyes and kiss her. Then keep going until your cock is inside her pussy.
Blow jobs are just foreplay. Fuck her and cum inside her pussy.
Ass fucking is just for dominance.

you really should quit using baby powder. the talc in it is usually contaminated with asbestos, because the mines are very close geologically

Solid advice. Other user is a chump.

cont

College is overrated. Automation will be the next thing so if you're going to do anything, get a skill that robots won't be able to do decades from now.

The only useful thing about getting a bachelors degree is the ability to get work visas in 1st world countries. Unlike the dumbass US, you need to have a bachelors to even work there. Otherwise you can get a student visa and study there until they can accept you.

Travel. I don't mean that cliche facebook shit, but literally move. It's like hitting the reset button on your life. You show up somewhere new and you can fix all the problems you've made in the previous spot. You'll have more charm to the females and wisdom to not repeat previous mistakes. It is seriously my favorite thing to do.

Don't use social media. No facebook, twitter, instafag or whatever it is you use. Why? Because you can't hit the reset button when you move if other people are trying to track you down. You have a phone, right? So just keep the numbers of people you want to keep in touch with.

Also, don't keep in touch with everyone. Consider portions of your life "chapters" and you have to close the book on it. You can be a fat piece of shit with bad willpower in one chapter, but the next you can be the you that got into great shape and cares about people.

I have so much dating advice it's borderline book worthy. You remember that feeling you got in high school when you saw the crush of your life walk by? That should be the feeling you have for whomever you decide to date. Everyone else is just a fuck toy. Trust me, I've lost that feeling for years and then one day it just hits me. Don't go out looking for your 'love'. It will happen naturally without you even trying.

Also, I'm avoiding politics for a good reason. Everyone is a retard in their own way. If you want to live in a world where men are beat down, women more focused on working than having a family etc then that's you. cont

Work hard, SAVE YOUR MONEY, dont be a fucking pussy, nobody cares about your feelings

I know that that's a tough one for some people. Mainly because of that commitment. but the health care/tuition help is an outrageous perk. To a degree in which I feel that it is ludicrous.

Not being political at all when I have said that. Just as a means of getting your feet grounded for whatever you have planned.

>This guy again
>On Love / Relationships

- You may fall in love and feel like this is the whole world, and maybe it is. But know that after the honeymoon phase - we are just people. People can either grow together or grow apart... It is ok to fall out of love - but be honest about it. It is also ok to try and work at it depending on the person.
- Don't let the possibility of failure scare you into not even trying to love though. Life is short so you will want to have fun with it... Enjoy your early 20s - but by your late 20s you need to be serious about how you want to chart out the rest of your life. Sure you can wait to have a kid until your 30s or 40s .. or later - but you need to be honest about what kind of parent you want to be.
>I Don't want kids!
Everyone says this in their late teens and early 20s... but we are biological beings who have a limited window to have kids. Know that if you choose *not* to have kids - the older you get your life will be filled with nothing but death... Where if you choose to have kids the older you get you will see the fruits of your kids expand... and you will be met with a lot of life. It is your choice - but be honest about what that means.

Damnit, didn't put a picture up.

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fuck every girl possible

Someone archiv this thread. It is awesome.

Crush your enemies

See them driven before you

And to hear the lamentation of the women.

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Every post on this site is archived, newfag.

there is no archive for Yea Forums

enjoy child support while she bangs a nigger. This is Murica.

Yes there is.