You’re visited by a genie what 3 things do you ask for

You’re visited by a genie what 3 things do you ask for

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For no-one else to get any wishes three times really fast.

1)money
2) get laid
3) 1free- kill

It's done already it can't be fixed.

1. Money
2. Kill off Justin Bieber, The Paul family.
3. Kill off feminists etc..

a subway card would be nice really there is not much I really want lol a time machine would be nice I guess

>kill all faggots
>kill all Muslim niggers
>creampie in Brittny Venti

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1.- To man the fuck up and quit being an immature slimeball
2.- My gf being loyal to me forever
3.- Shit ton of money (or to at least get the money from people who owe me')

1 and 3 are a blatant contradiction.

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Forany women I choose, to be completely in love and devoted to me and anything I say.

And endless bank card of money

Giant dong

Another genie and whatever I want because infinite wishes with it

Yeah that’s pretty much every mans top 3 wishes

That night, i fucked 3 fat bitches.

1)Wish whoever gets the lamp next dies.
2) A tuna melt from subway with chips
3)To be dead after my meal

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1) To always profit in the stock market
2) have a 3 way relationship with Gf and girl best friend, ffm's for life
3) Farts smell like cinnamon

- get the chance to fuck my teacher, but also cuddle together afterwards
- some fries
- die

Everybody knows wishing for another genie or infinite wishes are banned. Stop nigger larping and play by the rules, faggot.

1) want my gf to leave me so i can fuck hoes
2) be rich to impress hoes
3) not get allegation rape charges from hoes

>500m dollars
>health
>knowledge

I'll sort out my family for life and then I'll move into a massive mansion in LA, and invest in real estate to get even richer

1) Money
2) Learn all the language in this world (both oral and written)
3) Set you free and be my friend

Eternal life, teen girls and coke

>infinite monetary wealth
>infinite health
>the ability to speak/understand/read/write every languange in the universe

1) I want a horse's body from the waist down
2) Legal immunity from wearing clothes in public
3) Some land somewhere; a forest perhaps or a quarry

Death

1) Infinite Money
2) All muslim niggers fuck off back home
3) Free speech is a thing again

1. The power of brainwashing
2. The power of mind reading
3. Consciousness Transferal

1. Job
2. successful at said job
3. MONEYYYYYYYYYYY

1. I want all spics in America to be happy and free in Mexico
2. I want all niggers in America to be back in Africa and happy and everything
3. I'll have a Coke then

1) granted but it’s South American currency
2) granted a cow (probably your mother) will lay on top of you for an undetermined amount of time
3) granted but it’s an NPC in a game you like

1.A fully functional without any mistakes or failures timeline jumping/time machine; I'd just observe and chill in the background

2. A glass pipe with a regenerating piece of cannabis that will regrow back into the bowl everytime it's toked

3.free the genie for being a cool bro

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1. I want to meet my long distance gf this summer
2. I want to get my drivers lisence and car this summer
3. I want some pussy i'm horny.

Thanks

1. inexhaustible sources of energy
2. Abolish money
3. Create new society

You might think thats liberal bullshit, but imagine what humankind could be

No nogs, no mudslimes, no /b

No Yea Forums? You monster! NUUU!

1. everyone i like likes me back
2. i get all the money i want
3. it’s impossible for me to get addicted to anything

1. genie r34
2. remove everyone's ability to lie
3. die in my sleep

>meet

You're in a relationship with someone you've never physically met?! Holy fucking kek, you're such a typical basement-dwelling in his moms house loser hahaha!

Give me a random superpower
Give me a few thousand dollars
Make the fucking surveillance society we're getting into regress back into a government-era which has more trust in its populace

1)a good pc.
2)some friends.
3) 1000000000000000000000000000000000$

1: I wish for an infinitely useful superpower that allows me to remotely refill objects with their typical contents. 2: I wish for immortality at the peak of human physical health with regeneration that I can terminate from and hibernate within. 3: bank this one forever.

Hold on, if your third wish is to keep your third wish forever; is it used up?

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sounds gay but
1. immortality
2. invincibility
3. jumper power

jumper power?

a sandwich
world power
to have never have found you genie

1. Ban liberalism
2. Ban Islam
3. Ban Feminists

1. Japanese sex "slave"
2. Enough money to live off of for the rest of my life.
3. Jackie Chan

1. Become a prince
2. Save my life
3. I wish for your freedom, Genie

what do you want with jackie chan