Hey Yea Forumsros. Greentext the story of how you lost your v card

Hey Yea Forumsros. Greentext the story of how you lost your v card.

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>inb4 lies from virgins

>put my dick in a girl

>be me 14
>had been going out with bf for like 5 months
>i found my parents condoms once so i stole one
>we waited til my parents went out for the day and we fucked
>it hurt a lot

>not posting tits

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>be me 16
>first gf's birthday
>school party sucks
>see gf hanging out with her ex
>be sad in a corner, spaghetti everywhere
>we find each other and agree to go back to her room
>make out
>start undressing
>she asks if I have my v-card
>lie
>fuck
>I was so awful at it I coped out
>spillbeans.gif
"I can't believe you lied about not having your v-card. I wouldn't have fucked you if you did"
>not a virgin
>feels good man

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>am not 18 yet

>i haven't lulz

>highschool bf is virgin
>welp, can't fuck him then

What kind of logic is that? I hope you got her pregnant to teach her a lesson

UNDERAGE BAN

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Where are the mods when you need them.

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Her reasoning was that she didn't want to take any more v-cards. I did impregnate her a few times, but she always took plan-c. In the end, she won a lot of money and broke up with me.

pls post em

>won a lot of money
You should take her to court for palimony

Lol oops im 17 though i guess thats close enough

Are you into child porn

yes

hmm to old nevermind dont post em

>too old

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hivepedos

>at girlfriend's house
>she's 16
>I'm 18
>britfag so legal
>snuggling under blanket on sofa
>Whole family watching TV
>Spooning, laying on our left side
>Hand under top
>No bra
>playing with nip
>She's squirming
>Reaches behind her
>Puts hand down my sweatpants
>Grabs cock
>Clumsily starts to wank me
>Move my hand down her pants
>Lush thicket
>Early 90's bush
>Start playing wih her clit
>Slip a finger in
>Mum asks if we want a cup of tea
>No thanks
>Goes out to kitchen
>GF lets go of me
>Feel her pulling her trousers down
>Scrabbles at mine
>Get the hint
>Pull trousers down
>boinggggg

>She grabs me again
>Positions and pushes down
>mum comes back in with cup of tea. Sits down watching TV again
>I slip inside GF's tight pussy with a pop.
>She jumps
>no-one notices
>except the dog
>GF starts to grind & Squeeze
>Back on the tit
>Sister keeps looking over, freeze when she does
>GF is vibrating aryher than fucking
>Hard to stop myself from banging her brains out
>Get the twinge
>Move back to clit
>She comes hard, gripping my cock with her pussy
>Explode inside her
>Bite cushion
>Give it a few minues
>Pull out, and pull up her sweats to catch any spillages
>Settle down
>No-one noticed
>except the dog

So you cucked a dog? Why would you let him watch?

It was a pre-ban pit bull. YOU tell him not to watch

>never lost it cause im a winner

>Be me 19m, GF 18f (slender, tall, freckles, pert breasts with pink nipples).
>Visiting me the first summer after college. Together four months, both virgins.
>Have been sneaking around house, one day everyone is gone in the morning.
>Making out naked on my bed. Fingering her and she orgasms.
>Kneeling over her with my cock out, ask "What do you think?" and she nods her head.
>Difficult to go at first, but once penis is inside it feels great.
>Missionary sex for maybe 5 minutes.
>Ejaculate inside her.
>Laying on top of her, penis softening inside. She starts giggling/laughing/crying all that same time.
>Ask if she's ok
>"I love you user"
>Spend the rest of the day at the beach.

TFW when left at the drop of a hat 5 years later.

Should have let him join in

its a guy

>lost my wallet
>get a phone call
>girl has found my wallet
>meet in public location to get it back
>she hands back precious v card
>psych, she waved it in my face and ran away giggling
>forcibly lost it

Was I raped Yea Forums?

absolutley this

>>Lush thicket
sides, oh my sides
>except the dog
stop, i can't even
>suffocation

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