I fucking did it i fucking finally did what no one could do before me, i have mamaged to rape a skinwalker. You heard that right i fucked a skinwalker and camed three times inside the fucking thing while it still was in it's deer form.
Fuck it felt amazing but had to burn the thing since you can only kill it with fire and it tried to play dead on me so i played it safe. My ears are still ringing from that night but goddamn it felt fucking amazing.
Anywah shall we have a hunting thread /k/?
low effort E-larp
Goddamnit Arkansas stop raping the deers you fucking freak
I'm not making this up for fuck sakes. I made sure to get myself a beartrap and got firewood ash on the beartrap and even hollowed out one of my mosin bullets to fill it with firewood ash and brought a hatchet to remove the limbs so it would not hurt me. I fucked a skinwalker in the Ozark forest and surprisingly it was weak but it was a nice fuck.
And yes i made sure to bring my molotov that i made myself to burn the beast afterwards (it was mostly just homemade napalm but good enough)
Actually one of the worst larps on /k/ in a good while congratulations faggot
You raped and burned a deer, not a skinwalker. You are beyond fucked up but that is probably why the real skinwalkers fled to Oklahoma to get away from Arkansas because of freaks like you
Look everyone i will just greentext it out so you can understand what i went through to fuck a skinwalker.
>get beartrap from pawnshop
>go buy myself a used hatchet
>buy hunting mosin ammo
>get gallon of gasoline and shit to make it into napalm
>go home and go burn wood and go hollow out the lead from the hunting ammo
>wait for the wood to turn into ash
>cram the ash into the hollow out ammo and capped it with hot glue
>back up the firewood ash and get some deer bait along with my pants, boots, tank too and nature scent
>get my gasoline and make it into napalm and fill my beer bottle with it and stick a rag on it
>go out into the ozark woods and make myself a madeshift hidden shelter and go out and plant the bait and lay out the bear trap and cover it with ash
>go back and hide in my shelter with my mosin nagant
>four hours later into the night i hear a loud animal shreak
>run out and see this huge deer got it's back right leg on the bear trap
>obviously it is a skinwalker so first thing i do is aim and shoot it in the gut
>fucking ears ring but i don't have enough time before it starts to attack me
>i pull my hatchet out and cover it with ash before i start hacking off the three limbs so it don't try to scratch me while i let the right back leg be caught on the bear trap
>some reason it doesn't change but it's probably too hurt from the ash effects so i don't waste time and pull my dick out
>find it's vagina and i immediately push it in and start thrusting
>the skinwalker is obviously making the deer noise loudly but i just keep fucking til i cum inside
>adrenaline running so i keep on fucking for twenty minutes and cum again
>by this time the monster isn't making much noise but the fact I'm raping a skinwalker gets me hard and i fuck again
>cum hard but my dick hurts like hell now
>out of breath and ears hurting from the lack of hearing protection i pull out and see some blood
>it isn't mine thank god
>pull my molotov and soak the rag with kerosene and then light it and throw it at the "dead" skinwalker
>it breaks on it's head and it flushes up in flames as it starts to cry out in pain bit before nothing else is heard
>i leave the area after i stayed to make sure it burnt to safe levels for me to leave it
>pack up and head back home
It has been three days and I'm planning on going back to get the bear trap back and maybe break the skull to make sure it is dead.
You need to get help.
Again that was not a skinwalker but a fucking doe you just raped and burnt alive. You are beyond fucked to be even saved OP and may god have mercy on your soul if you have any left.
So your telling me i just fucked a normal doe?
I don't believe you i know what i fucked and it was a skinwalker because i fucjed a doe before in my last hunt and it was a real deer while this one i raped was obviously a fucking skinwalker since they don't reach to pain like that unless it waa firewood ash!
Well, I'd say the man knows his animal pussy. Maybe it was a skin Walker
can someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with Arkansas?
Kek
>Caught deer in beartrap
>Shot with Mosin
>Hacked off it's fucking limbs
>Obviously, the only reason it's crying out in pain is because it's a skinwalker and it touched white ash.
Dear fuck, every time I start to think some of you would be okay to go outside without your window-licking helmets you do something like this.
It's Arkansas. It's all niggers or deer fuckers.
These faggots just stole our basketball coach so I hope he caught super vd from the deer and gives it to his sister.
>get gallon of gasoline and shit in it to make napalm
ozarks... not even once.
As a skinwalker this makes me extremely uncomfortable...
Is this the same guy that fucked that doe by the lake twice before cooking the anial into stew and sharing it with the local church? Is this the ssme guy that asked on here about how to catch and fuck a skinwalker?
The fuck is going on in Arkansas?
To anybody who thinks OP actually did anything he said in this thread; It's a school night and your grades are slipping, please, your mother and I are begging you, go to bed.
>Oklahoma has skin walkers now
time to ready my lube and innawoods rifle
>The fuck is going on in Arkansas?
Considering the lack of photos? I'm gonna go with larping.
I doubt serial deer rapists would bring a camera to take pictures of their crimes being committed.
THE NATURAL STATE
And somehow Arkansas owns more guns and has more gun rights than Texas...
And the Confederate state that nobody remembers.
Someone had better add this shitshow to the next State Constitution thread
It's okay skinny, we'll keep you away from the bad man.
Welcome to arkansas
[Picture of man fucking deer]
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Was originally posted in /k/
Also arkansas is land of deer fuckers
And /k/ is board of deer fuckers, there is just way too many stories about it in there for it to be shitposting.
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If that true, kill yourself, u destroyed a life.
Wtf