>rummage rummage rummage >thirty nine sixty three forty two, HUT >[some stuff happens for ten seconds]
>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES] >"this play was brought to you by" >stupid marching band because MUH MURRICAN PAAAATRIOTISM OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUUU SEEEEEEE
>rummage rummage rummage >forty nine thirty three six gorillion, HUT >[some stuff happens for ten seconds]
>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES] >fat fuck blockers stuff their faces with hamburger for MUH PROTEEEEIN >ad for some schuyster lawyer appears because murrifats love their insurance
>rummage rummage rummage >forty five twenty seven schfifty five, HUT >[some stuff happens for ten seconds]
>[JOHN MADDEN EXCITEMENT OVER LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING INTENSIFIES] >ad for Burger King >the ad is soft-lit so as to not trigger fat fucks and their precious sensibilities
>rummage rummage rummage >threeve, HUT >[some stuff happens for ten seconds] >fighter jets blast overhead, wasting precious non-recyclable fuel >ad for U.S. Army - it's like your favourite video game, only you DIE!
>three hours and five gallons of Mountain Dew consumed per viewer, later >there's something resembling a "result" >fat fucks supporting one side will celebrate >fat fucks supporting the other side will beat their wives >see ya next Sunday! >land of duh fre >everyone gets shot
Who cares what some girly man who doesn’t like football thinks?
Jackson Cruz
Who is the dick nose blue hair holding the pig skin?
Lincoln Williams
Announcer from the 90s. Your life: >be born from your mom's cunt covered in a mix of blood and shit, hers and yours >desperately try to recapture the moment by posting bicker bait on Yea Forums Nobody cares about sports, norman
Jack Jenkins
hahaha, this i hilarious. and definitely true to some extent, although i love watching the nfl myself.
Colton Cook
OP isn’t wrong tbh
Dylan Kelly
Actually I’m pretty sure nobody cares about video games.
Hunter Lewis
Imagine being such a jealous foreigner trhat you post this
Nigga Princeton (Ivy League) and Rutgers had the first intercollegiate game in 1896. Everyone loved the damn sport, EVERYONE. The NFL didnt exist until 1922. Every retard watched it and participated in it, including you english types.
Angel Sullivan
Watching soccer is like watching op's mom at gang bang, she gets passed around by a bunch of random men for 3 hours and maybe two actually score.
Parker Jones
You cared enough to reply, moron.
Gavin Robinson
>unironically calls a sport that isnt even measured in feet "football" >calls others "moron"
Carson Cox
>schfifty five
My nigga
Landon Martinez
>yardball still imperial but i hope you arent offended by this version