Murricurn Foosball in a nutshell

Murricurn Foosball in a nutshell.

>rummage rummage rummage
>thirty nine sixty three forty two, HUT
>[some stuff happens for ten seconds]

>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]
>"this play was brought to you by"
>stupid marching band because MUH MURRICAN PAAAATRIOTISM OHHHH SAYYYY CANNNN YOUUUU SEEEEEEE

>rummage rummage rummage
>forty nine thirty three six gorillion, HUT
>[some stuff happens for ten seconds]

>[GATORADE INTENSIFIES]
>fat fuck blockers stuff their faces with hamburger for MUH PROTEEEEIN
>ad for some schuyster lawyer appears because murrifats love their insurance

>rummage rummage rummage
>forty five twenty seven schfifty five, HUT
>[some stuff happens for ten seconds]

>[JOHN MADDEN EXCITEMENT OVER LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENING INTENSIFIES]
>ad for Burger King
>the ad is soft-lit so as to not trigger fat fucks and their precious sensibilities

>rummage rummage rummage
>threeve, HUT
>[some stuff happens for ten seconds]
>fighter jets blast overhead, wasting precious non-recyclable fuel
>ad for U.S. Army - it's like your favourite video game, only you DIE!

>three hours and five gallons of Mountain Dew consumed per viewer, later
>there's something resembling a "result"
>fat fucks supporting one side will celebrate
>fat fucks supporting the other side will beat their wives
>see ya next Sunday!
>land of duh fre
>everyone gets shot

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I didn’t even read this.

Who cares what some girly man who doesn’t like football thinks?

Who is the dick nose blue hair holding the pig skin?

Announcer from the 90s.
Your life:
>be born from your mom's cunt covered in a mix of blood and shit, hers and yours
>desperately try to recapture the moment by posting bicker bait on Yea Forums
Nobody cares about sports, norman

hahaha, this i hilarious.
and definitely true to some extent, although i love watching the nfl myself.

OP isn’t wrong tbh

Actually I’m pretty sure nobody cares about video games.

Imagine being such a jealous foreigner trhat you post this

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>girly man
I'm sorry, but we're talking about handegg here. This is a sport for false men and cucks.

RENT. FREE.

What made you think that this reply was ok?

yeah we know Gridiron is retarded.
that's why it's popularity is limited to one country and the 4cc is soccer instead.

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It's spam

As a non sports viewer, this seems about right, especially for soccer, except with soccer there's more crying and rolling around on the floor.

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Soccer is a sport for the real men

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Nigga Princeton (Ivy League) and Rutgers had the first intercollegiate game in 1896. Everyone loved the damn sport, EVERYONE. The NFL didnt exist until 1922. Every retard watched it and participated in it, including you english types.

Watching soccer is like watching op's mom at gang bang, she gets passed around by a bunch of random men for 3 hours and maybe two actually score.

You cared enough to reply, moron.

>unironically calls a sport that isnt even measured in feet "football"
>calls others "moron"

>schfifty five

My nigga

>yardball
still imperial but i hope you arent offended by this version