I'm an atheist, but I want to become a priest...

I'm an atheist, but I want to become a priest. I genuinely want to help others and have a community that appreciates me or that I can at the very least feel apart of. I can fake Catholicism just to help other people. Is it worth it? Are there any other ways I can help people?

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Volunteer anywhere other then a church.

Like what? Soup kitchens? What else?

Why bother? What makes humans so special?

Start a fucking ant farm, lame dick.

I did. It was fun while it lasted. If I had the money, I'd go full AntsCanada.

>Atheist
>The only way to help people is through a 2,000 year old text written by sandniggers that says that the text is correct
>mfw

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Charity, you fucking retard, blood donations, food donations, what world do you live in?

Cool. Maybe try large cats at the zoo. Hopefully, you will be eaten.

You're missing the point. I want to form friendships and bonds through helping other people. I want a community I can be apart of.

Why? Off yourself instead.

There are a fuckload of atheist Catholic priests. Go for it. Influence the organization from the inside. Preach inclusion and happiness.

I could say the same for you.

That sounds pretty based.

>There are a fuckload of atheist Catholic priests.

Do you have stats?

Lol you are the saddest faggot.
>I want to do what's fulfilling for me
>"Have you considered doing the thing I want to do but am too scared to?"

You could. Why wouldn't you?

There are no stats but I assure you as a Catholic if you get to know a bunch of priests you'll find a bunch of them that are atheists. They would never cop to it officially. Half the Catholic laity are atheist or agnostic.

Because I'm not like what
described.

>I'm an atheist, but I want to become a priest

...

Lol are you begging him to tell you to kill yourself? St John of Pathos over here.

I'm not doing it for le Jesus. I want a gateway to help people and have a community that can consider me family.

You baited me long enough nigger, I got your shtick all figured out.

>There are no stats but I assure you as a Catholic if you get to know a bunch of priests you'll find a bunch of them that are atheists. They would never cop to it officially. Half the Catholic laity are atheist or agnostic.


Oh nice. I like it when people just spew shit at their mouth.

Lol at assuming anecdotal evidence is completely invalid. Please provide studies showing you aren't a retard.

You are a lame fuck. Just answer the first question.

Why would you want to help humans. Try to do better than "it would be fullfilling to me"

Nah, not a pedo

I want to help humans because I don't want them to end up like us

>anecdotal evidence is completely invalid
yes it is
>Please provide studies showing you aren't a retard.
You have provided evidence that you are completely retarded.

the edgiest faggot in history

It definitely isn't lol

>I want to help humans because I don't want them to end up like us

Good one. But still not good enough. Why is ending up like us bad?

>It definitely isn't lol
I can come up with an antidote that will support any bias I have. Anyone can. That's why antidotes aren't excepted.

Go to bed you have school in the morning.

Listen, Adachi, I want to have a bloomer community. I want people to have a place they can call home if they need one. I don't want retards and edgelord le Rick Sanchezes like you that are only a burden to their society. Cynicism isn't attractive. Let me turn the tables. Why the fuckbare you so edgy, Adachi?

>the edgiest faggot in history

Just not as dull as you.

zzzzzz nice anecdote

>Go to bed you have school in the morning.
Is that what you say every time you get backed into the corner? I bet it happens often. Dipshit.

>edgelord le Rick Sanchezes

fuckin gottem XD

>nice anecdote
Seems you don't know what an antidote is.

I am now more than convinced you're 13 and think that you have to be edgy and toxic to survive Yea Forums. I'm not asking you to be a moralfag, by the way.
>Uses green text to highlight replies way too fucking much
>Unnecessary edge
>Nihilism

You jest but those filthy uneducated ancient goat fuckers really knew their shit when it came to jeebus and the afterlife n shit. I'd take their word for it.

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>I want to have a bloomer community

Why?

> people to have a place they can call home if they need one

Why?

>only a burden to their society
How do you know.

>Cynicism isn't attractive

Neither is a dogooder who has no real purpose. Get over yourself.

>>Nihilism
Really? Why is nihilism bad? How does one avoid it? Only real answers, please.

This edgeflake is exactly why Yea Forums sucks now.

>Only real answers, please.
Translation: Only answers that I agree with, please. GTFO

I'm not a self-righteous dogooder. There doesn't have to be an answer to all my feelings and desires. That's simply what I want. No strings attached. There's no catch. Now answer my question.

There's other organizations that do charity work, you know. I'm a fan of the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders, but there's local shit like food kitchens and shit you can volunteer for.

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Doctors Without Borders might be fun. I assume I have to be a qualified doctor though.

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>why
>why
>why
lol why are you on Yea Forums if you care so hard

Oi you two stop arguing.

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