Be me

>Be me
>like looking at ass(panties help but all welcome)
>also like laughing
>Broke up with now ex yesterday
>need to laugh and look at ass?


I declare an assthread/YLYL. They belong together, unlike me and my girl apparently.

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Thanks /boi/

Girls poop from there you know

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sad but real

Usatame has a great ass

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I already lost. this gunna be a good one.

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sorry to hear that my man. what kind of comedy/booty do you like so I can better help ya

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How come you never see black school shooters?

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Dark as possible. petite girls are always the best, every chad loves a womanlet.

>thanks for asking btw user

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Go be a self-loathing pedo elsewhere.

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Cringe

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The misty cosplay cracks me up so hard. The real misty is totally beat and ash never fucks her

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>tits guy thinks hes awesome
>posts bad tits that are oversize and unattractive.
> fuck outta here

cuck detected

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no prob user. i hope you feel better. women are complicated creatures and it takes a greater force than us to understand them.

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Ash is clearly pokésexual

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The answers is clearly video games, black people can't afford video games since they are poor and therefore don't shoot up schools

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Eww useless sacks of fat

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Thanks user. opiates suck and shes decided that's more important than me. It's chill tho, We're both happy. I get to bang her homegirl and she gets high. could be worse.

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What's your honest opinion about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he hurts cats.

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if he hurts her more than the cats, I'm kinda down. What's your definition of evil user?

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substance abuse is a really sad thing and im sorry you guys have had to deal with that

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He looks like a fine upstanding gentleman, and cats are shit

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>Girl

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I know, I should be ashamed. It's a good thred tho

23 (you)s that must be a new personal record, thank you, now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside

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Nice arsses.

Why not stay involved with my own fuckery> Nothing else to do...… or...

>nobody else to do

>blacks
>school
you have your answer

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>school

but what do you learn? Blacks spend too much time in school and learn nothing, just like everyone else. They just try to use degrees to look smart.

>college professors are autistic
>have been since the 70s

I think he was implying that black people don't go to school

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We don't, why should they? what's your excuse for not loving niggAnons. I garuntee they exist and enjoy ass threads. I bought some good kush from one the other day in fact.

I don't mind black people (or any other nationality for that matter) as long as they act as decent human beings (and the majority of them do)

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Why is that one actually dank? I cant even see much but it's visually pleasing anyway.

discord
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Sometimes it's about what you can't see

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>Some modesty is sexy
>smut has reached epic levels of unwholesomeness
>Make dank wholesome softcore weirdness
>laugh all the way to the bank

I'll cut you in 40/60 user, you handle the marketing.

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It's pretty much what the patreon cosplay thots are doing as the lady I'm posting clearly proves (Purrblind for the curious)

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It's never done creatively in my opinion.

>none of them read history so their outfits and their outlook sucks.
>Nerds targeted by scam get mad
>Old men don't give af, still give them shitloads of money
>Those cunts really suck

All I'm saying is porn is a neglected industry. Kinda like the internet..... oh wait....

I wouldn't say neglected, stagnant maybe.
The internet fucked the porn industry pretty bad with piracy

Exactly. More importantly, why pay for porn when a decent porn draw thread on Yea Forums is better?

>is this now a porn/draw thread?
>was this a YLYL/ass thread?
>Is it ok to mix weird shit up on Yea Forums?

you be the judge. If good results happen we all win

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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If I have to click on it to understand it, well, then im a faggot

> bad tits that are oversize and unattractive

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that looks like nagato. more pls

I don't have time for fat girls. I need to feed myself user. thots can get paid no matter how stupid they are, no sense in feeding old Bessie too much.

Ass piracy amirite

you've never handled amirite

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Imagine being this virgin

Never handled porn? You know how it works right.

Imagine being as stupid as me and still getting ass

>I'm a dumbass and will respond to anything, I'm fucking bored.

The funny thing is porn was one of the driving forces behind making the internet mainstream.

It's really fascinating how much of technology that developed because of porn

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin (especially when you're 32)

>does porn run the world?
>did porn make the internet worth it cuz profits?
>do people benefit from the internet being gross?

I say 10/10 right on all counts. prove it worng.

Sure kid. Leave mommy's basement once in a while and maybe you won't be so bored. Although one would think with the amount of time you've spent in front of a tube monitor pissing into old ranch bottles that you'd figure out how greentext works by now.