How would you take your own life?

How would you take your own life?

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I would Robin Williams' it

Bang your mom until i die of exhaustion

There is only one answer.

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The honorable way

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death by snu snu

Thanks for that

Choke / gag to death while deepthroating large BadDragon™ dildo

Barbiturate overdose.

I'd park next to a tree..I'd take a couple hundred foot long rope. tie one end around the trunk of the tree. then the other end around my neck. Hop in my vehicle, start it up and put my foot to the floor..

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The exit bag way
biological defects where my organs and functions of my body are up there with 70 year old men and I'm not going to sit suffering until I'm 30
>nitrogen replacing oxygen
>no panic unlike Co2
>chill death as i listen to vaporwave and jazz blasted throughout the house
>have a custom auto dialer ready to go off and call the emergency services to collect and dispose of my corpse at some point set for 3 hours later

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you are a fucking retard, you will slowly die and you will probaly pus out.
if you tie a robe etc around the top of your neck just unter the jaw line it will cut off your arteries but you will still be able to breath. there will be no pain you just will get light heated then pass out after 30 second then die from brain damage shortly after

Fire always seemed poetic. But there are a plethora of other creative ways I can think of to off myself.

One day.

I think you mean ODing on life.

I would starve myself until I was ready to drop over dead then go eat at a very fancy busy restaurant order my food set and watch for 30 to 40 min everyone else eating their delicious meals lay head down on table and die of starvation.

The head lines in the paper man literally starved to death waiting for his food at ???? restaurant would be priceless.

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When someone cool kills themselves a certain way, it compels me to follow same method. Traditional drop hang from a good, sturdy tree branch or in a barn from the rafters probably. Gotta make sure noone is going to be around of course. I'll never muster up the courage to shoot myself. Maybe if I ever get my own shithole studio apartment I'll try the exitbag, or find an abandon shed on google maps and burn charcoal. Or slit my wrists in a warm motel bath tub.

Skydiving

This is the only way to go.

Sky dive with an crocodile, and fight him on the way down. He has the chute, you need to kill him to access it. If you live you win, even if you lose you win. Stream it of course.

Me and a group of my friends take up arms to fire at a crowd of antifa in a final blaze of glory

I like your style user

>eat some mild remotely controled explosive
>go to a heavily crowded area
>find some heightened spot for better effectivity and so you dont harm anyone
>press the trigger and shower everyone with blood and shredded intestines

You can say in your note it was political to write your name in history if thats your thing.

Suffocate myself with helium or another inert gas, seems fairly painless and unlikely to fail and fuck me up.

>somebody saves you just in time
>brain damaged for life

This. OD in the woods. Best way to die.

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Run into a church. Pour gasoline on myself. Shout something stupid. Like, yeehaw, I just dingle my dangle winga wangle. Then set myself on fire, running away from anyone trying to put me out.

I wouldn't...

But for this thought exercise. Get some strong sharp wire. Find a 4 or 5 story building, tie wire to building, put around neck then super glue my hands to the side of my head. Draw attenion to my self to get witnesses then jump. Soon as the wire tightens it decapates you to the crowd it looks like you ripped off your own head on thee way down.

à la death by Clinton family

I wouldn't.

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I like it I'll use this method if the time ever arises

this has humbled me

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Go to trashy bars until I find a group of degenerates that would likely kill me, rather than leave me battered after a fight, and attack them with the most lethal weapon I can find in the bar once they enter the parking lot.

>Worst case scenario
They show mercy, and I take it as a sign

>Best case scenario
I take a degenerate or two with me and get a chance at valhalla

Well, hopefully I won't make it to be old enough where it has to happen, but probably in bed at home in my decrepit old age with a single round in the sidearm that feels most appropriate. With any luck I'll end up a chunky concrete stain by honest to god accident by the time I'm 40, though, or I end up on the wrong side of a bungled burglary. I don't want to outlive everything good in my life. I don't want my life to be done before I stop breathing. I want to go out by surprise while there's still something to look forward to, while there are still things left undone. I want to be a tragedy, damn it, not a statistic. Even if it's not going to really matter twenty years later.