Ok Yea Forums I just got a booty call. Only problem is that Uber won’t pick up and I’m a bit tipsy...

Yeah. Both hood, and non. Light, half-, and dark. I don’t know how it happened. I didn’t actively seek out these women. My track record causes me to explain myself in real life just like this but it’s honestly just coincidence. My friends joke about it. Right place right time I guess.

I’m sure your dad is very proud.

Well back in high school, I’m pretty sure my dad thought I was gay at one point. So when I started dating a girl with a vagina, he was pretty happy about that.

So clock’s ticking.. this guy says I should go

I can never get a conversation started with black girls

Yeah well you’re probably in Europe where there’s line 17 black chicks total and you’re uncircumcised with bad taste in music.

Yeah right. Americans totally respect black people.

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>when the European doesn’t realize blackface is comedy gold

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Just go drive, you'll be fine.
I live in a rural area that's covered in ice 8 months of the year and we all get tanked as shit and drive on the highway in trucks, you can handle a quick trip.

I’m pretty housed.

it's been almost an hour so she's already fucking someone else anyway.

I just got a nude snap 5 min ago so it’s still on

Post it here and Go!!

Go fuck her brains out user

So we are fucking blacks now? Is this what Yea Forums has become? Shame.

We are fucking. You're not.

Calm down, racist Korean War veteran grandpa.

Just 10 mins? I drove 1 and a half hours at midnight once for some tight Latina pussy and it was well damn worth it because we fucked and cuddled all night

Lol

im not saying you should , im merely stating that i would. i am also not op of that comment .

Ha!

some is better than none

Aw you cuddled?

Any tips?

Yeah she loved to spoon and I loved cupping her soft titties while we did it

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confidence baby blue, works for all women. If they act uninterested don't be discouraged, don't let it effect you, the moment it does you lose all hope of getting in those guts. If you shrug it off, they find themselves double checking the brainwave that told them yous an ugly fuck, that's when you strike with humor bam, eat some ass Yea Forumsrother

Hit it my dude. It's worth

Why do you need an Uber? Why not a regular cab? Are you seriously passing on black ass?

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Well yeah. Not that guy. But. The hardest part I guess would be meeting chicks, which could depend on your city, social circle, and then willingness to put yourself out on something on Tinder. Then it depends on the girl.. most girls like financial security, social relatability, and then physical attraction. But if you go in thinking you need to masquerade as a black man, ya dun goofed.

A bit thick in the middle but I’d hit it guess.

She was really slutty which was her best attribute. Our first "date" was us fucking in different parking lots throughout the day.

Let's see it fag

how many drinks? and how much do you weigh?

I'd bury my tongue so far up her ass I would be tickling her tonsils

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