I dare you to roast Luke Skywalker

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gay haircut lmao

His dad is a leather gimp who sounds like a black guy, he tried to fuck his sister, and he owns a gay robot. No roast necessary. He had it bad enough already

He kissed his sister.

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He did literally nothing.
He didn't even kill the Emperor, Darth Vader did.
Most of the time it was Han Solo carrying the fucking team while everyone else sat around with their thumbs up their asses.

>not wanting to kiss your sister

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Speaking of family ties, I guess Luke inherited his dad's innate desire to kill younglings, and he couldn't even follow through with ONE kid while he was asleep!

Failing to see the problem with this.

No need, there was already a whole movie devoted to that.

He blew up the Death Star.

He did blow up the Death Star. Let's not forget about the death star being build in the first place. A job like that would of been way to big for the empire to do it by themselves, so they would of hired a shit ton of outside help. So because Luke is a dick, he help murder thousands of trade workers, who are now dead, their families are forever fuckd

he'd lose a fistfight to wesley crusher

Yes, the battle station that was previously used to destroy an inhabited planet merely as a show of force, and that was going to be used to destroy an inhabited moon. Likewise, most soldiers have families that love them.
I think pacifism is a commendable viewpoint, but human shields aboard a planet-killing weapon isn't a strong rhetorical point.

Look at his clothes, nigga seems like a richfag who has just left a bathtub with that shit. And it's even gayer when he's wearing that around other men.

Whoa whoa whoa user let’s not say things we can’t take back
>like punches would ever be thrown by those two faggots

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