>open cockpit door
>see this
wat do?
Open cockpit door
"wow i saw u guys on reddit"
Say my thanks and go back to my seat, the fuck else is there to do?
what plane, airbus who cares, not trained to fly it anyway. glorified button pushers roasties
Take the keys from the ignition. Save lives
what plane is this 777 or 767?
Do this, then return to my seat.
do a 360 and walk back out
>walk towards them
Get arrested by the Sky Marshall for breaking into the cockpit.
Sniff right's smelly fucking feet
Abandon the plane
They don’t call it the cockpit for nothing.
Considering one is a captain and the other a first officer, I'd assume I'm in good hands. But I'd get my ass arrested for breaking in the cockpit.
"Do you women actually know how to fly this plane or did they diversity-hire you in? Because I kind of want to get off this plane right the fuck now"
oh, I see this aircraft is equipped with 3 cockpits
Where the fuck are Yusuf and Ahmed? What do you mean you’re “taking this bird to coachella”?
Colgan Air Flight 3407
Question them on why their door is not locked.
They lock the cockpit door dumbass, you cant open it. Sage
you fucking idiot. you absolute fucking buffoon. you must be the stupidest person on earth. a 360 degree turn? seriously? how dumb are you? you would just end up going straight! did you not think about that? did you not think about the fact that a 360 degree turn would complete one whole circle, leaving you facing the same direction as you were when you started? good lord. i can't believe someone as intellectually barren as you are actually lives on the same planet as me. you're the dumbest son of a bitch i have ever seen on this entire website. next time think about things before you post them. seriously, i can barely even comprehend the fact that you posted so completely incorrect, something so devoid of intelligent though. do you even know what 360 degrees looks like? have you ever actually tried turning 360 degrees? someone as dumb as you probably couldn't do it if they tried. jesus christ. next time think before you post something so mind bogglingly idiotic. godspeed, retard.
>introduce cock to pit
Do whatever the fuck I was going in there to do anyway because the only reason I'd go in there is because I'm at work and if I was working I'd already know who the pilots are. Stupid question, OP.
Go back to my seat and strap the fuck in.
I sure hope the automation is working.
That does sound like an actual premise for a porn.
[spoiler]your plane is going down[/spoiler]
turn 360° and walk away
Crash it into twin towers in teh name of jihad
blast load. rinse. repeat.
get off.
Get wasted
737 Max 8
Immeadiately blow my load while farting.