ITT: Post girls doing weird things

Gravity is constant Tay Tay

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its photoshopped u potato

She probably looks at 9fag or plebbit every day for this note.

You should jack off on it and load it up online.

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Weird fucking boner over this

AND we make up stories to why their being weird.

Well she didn't eat her noodles earlier, was she just not going to eat noodles today?

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No

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It's about the most bizarre feeling thing to do, but that shit WORKS. Just don't use tap water.

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Oh wow, where can I find a perfect woman like this?

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>don't use tap water
The fuck kind of 3rd world country you live in?

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Will you marry me ?

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no it's true even in places where the water is potable and good you can get amoebas in your brain. my wife, who is a physician, is the one who told me this

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Can you imagine how self absorbed you have to be to leave this note?

>mfw I live somewhere where the tap water is considered cleaner than bottled
I guess I'm just spoiled.

>hey lady your supposed to keep your asshole on the INSIDE, THE INSIDE!
Crazy broads am I right?

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it's not just that, you could live in an old house with old plumbing

water sits too long in an AC or water heater and whammo ammeba or Legionaires disease

always run the tap a little every morning

Whatever you say. You obviously haven’t seen any documentaries or read anything on this. It’s extremely unlikely but it has nothing to do with how clean your tap water is. This woman got it by rinsing her sinuses but it was clean tap water.

cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/tap-faucet-water.html

Shit wrong link

google.com/amp/s/medicalxpress.com/news/2018-12-brain-eating-amoebas-woman-sinuses-doctor.amp

fuck off taylor
we're sick of your shilling yourself on here nightly

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it's been obvious for awhile now

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i'm not.

I have not been here in a very long time and I thought to myself... I wonder if there will be a taylor thread.

and we are.

Pasta out a bag is weird?

Her name is Showry

She's making fun of a weird Korean fetish of watching women eat

The fucking shovel at the end man XD

YO WHAT THEXFOCK

The look on the guy in the blue shirts face he's like o ya you getting that you see that nice O wait that's the Presidents daughters WTF

This is his favorite one.

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my new waifu

Damn that's actually hot as fuck

This girl likes severing her body parts, no joke.
deviantart.com/ambzsuicide

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I don't know why, I really don't, but I find this comfy.

boioioioioing

Taylor Swift here.
Niggers

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show us your tits you vapid jewpuppet

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This is adorable

And tap water has chlorine. It burns like a mother fucker.

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that one is kinda sweet...

Neck traction. Looks fucked up as can be but it does work.

>my wife, who is a physician,
Ben Shapiro?

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Why does the Donald like fake tits? Why does anyone like fake tits?

I find this very charming

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Burns what exactly? Bathes and drinks just fine. What exactly are you doing with it?
Yes faggot. Ben Shapiro is married to the only female physician in the world.

I dunno. They’re gross

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wow nice screenshot bro. Thanks for this

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not even gonna click that bro

what uni?

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absolutely sublime. who is this?

I really hope this is true.

They are jumping into a cake, you fucking idiot.

she weighs at least 300 pounds and had to buy 2 seats which is why she has 2 barf bags

Or...she turned it over and wrote on the back.

Dumbass nigger confirmed

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:O

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Taylor if you are reading this, your music sucks. To be fair, it isn't anywhere near as bad as Cardi B's music.

That bitch only sounds good muted.

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This isn’t unusual. Women lie all the time.
Pic related is slightly unusual.

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There's always a Taylor thread, and it's always glorious.

and full of dick pics

I’ve always wondered why she was sniffing? Did she think she smelled bad and wanted to check or was she so turned on on just wanted to sniff her own pussy after bating?

Texas A&m University Kingsville

God i wish that were me

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Sometimes I slide my erect hand down my boxers and slide it against the sides of my scrotal sack then sniff. I like that smell. Some people like the smell of their own crotch.

Hi taylor

luckyyy

She became deaf after this was shot.

>my erect hand

What

Wait. Things are three dimensional?

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If only it was true

Nice feet

Wow.. doesn't surprise me one bit.. there are some fucking retards down there

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Hello, newfriend. Also checked

i mean, have you never given your fingers a quick sniff after scratching your balls?
maybe she just had to scratch and itch and did like we all did?
just she was young and retarded, so she did it in full view in class.
i wonder what she does now, she'd be in her 30's at least by now. does she know this gif is on the internet? has it affected her life?

Yeah I smell my balls all the time, kinda have a unique smell. Do girls smell their pussies in the same way?

nice digits

No.

There’s way more than 150 calories per serving on that ass i tell you h’wut

SeeYeah, do girls do it too? Looking back turn me on how much girls pussy prints must be all over the desks at high school if they did this kinda thing

You got a license for those feet?

>no women will ever buy a ticket just to come see me for 4 hours.
Why live?

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Well that was... hot

>filename
kek

Had one that wanted to buy me a plane ticket, considered but denied.

I had a woman buy a plane ticket just to see me once. she ended up not coming though

Just practical if anything

I mean you'd be surprised.
They say on average you indirectly touch dozens of dicks and vaginas a day. I worked in hotels and hostels and you'd be surprised how many people dont wash their hands.
When I was at University students in the Nursing department did a study, taking swabs from door handles, railings, hand rails and such from all over the campus and running tests on them.
Fecal matter, vaginal fluid, semen fucking everywhere.
If anything wash your hands before you take a piss because people are dirty filthy nasty cunts, and you dont wanna get that shit on your junk.

God I love asians.

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And flouride

Thread winner and underrated

this is stupid. this must be someone famous due to the way it's filmed, the way she's acting and the low content of it.

dlete this shit

i thought this was jodi foster

I would drag my scrote through hot broken glass for nudes of Tay tay

Turns me on and makes me sick to my stomach at the same time.

Smart post. Get it? Smartpost? Kek

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>she eats noodles
>she must be poor
>everyone eats fuckin noodles

Great detective work there Sherlock. If she had been snacking on crackers instead of noodles you probably would've deduced she was a Zionist jew bent on taking over our education system.

>ITT girls not in kitchens

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:(

that's just making good use of your student lunch program

Its actually pretty good detective work. You arent a carb chugging college student because youre rich

How can you tell? You talk like you have a catalogue of balls smell from all those years of cocksucking

didn't even know what she looked like until i saw that video just now

No regrets, it was worth it to capture that cool 3 second hair effect.

i always boil the tap water beforehand

maybe she was already deaf

mmmyummmy

i saw a guy do this, but he had a mic hooked up to the end of the stick, so when it went down the speakers would play the sounds of his insides. it was kind of fucked up.

BRETTY GUD

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when she stand up and the skirtlike border raises i cant resist holding my breath

Black men and white girls are a lot alike.

noodles are for fags who like to feel long things slide in their mouths.

>we want to share a white dick behind daddy's back

god these people are so weird

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Just wishing for an updraft

Taylor, if you're reading this, nudes when?

I'm all about fat hate but that's clever as fuck

no nudes. shes too classy for that. tay

wtf lol

Showry she has a whole youtube channel devoted to this kinky shit

I miss these days when phone cameras were 'new'.

I go looking for amateur porn these days and all i find is 'faketaxi' and 'amateur college sluts' when really all I want to see is some girl getting nailed and being filmed whilst she doesn't realise it.

Sad times :(

how did he not notice for so long? is this the start of some random jap porn? if so pls post more.

upskirt?

no

It's the radiation

Why her nips look like they just got in a fight?

almost upskirt with no visible panties?

Shoulda nuked em 20 times not just 2.

no user. ur not worthy of her

Kekked so hard
Why was this the first time I saw that

i dont care, but something like that could loosen up my horrible life

i am feeling a tingling sensation in my cock after this, fuck that shit was hot!! saving

Eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag with hands doesn't get weirder than that lol

She’s holding a fork in her right hand

there's hundreds of real videos of high school kids screwing and masturbating with potato phones still down in Mexico and South America. You just have to know the keywords on certain porn sites. Not so much in Asia though, except India but nobody wants to fap to that.

Why is she such a meme?

Oh, intestinal worms too, lovely.

well... MOAR fuck sake, i need moar

coz she is autistic. somehow that makes her hotter

Because she's a 29 year old boomer celebrity that doesn't have any nudes yet. It's a miracle, like when that Bernadette chick witnessed the Virgin Mary standing in a hospital dumpster ages ago. Yea Forumsfags treat TayTay like she's the Virgin Mary or some shit because of it. Muh Tay is pure Muh Tay is innocent all that bullshit.

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Oh yeah hard to tell because the fork is black.

doesn't even have to be HS tho - just reminiscing back in the day when you'd often see people fucking and they didn't know they were being filmed.

All the 'fake' stuff these days is clearly staged. I wanna see some girl getting caught cheating on her boyfriend or some teens fucking in the park drunk on cheap liquor

I posted that and holy fuck i didn’t notice that shit!

You’re either
a) not a phone fag like me and see a much bigger pic or
b) looked at it longer than I did and noticed right before you came.

It’s Yea Forums so whichever one is fine.

Racist

That would be pretty hot if it weren't for the worms.

Because he's white trash that was lucky enough to fall out of the right vagina. All that money, and no good taste in anything.

I heard Tay was into scat parties in Hollyweird.
Taylor, you dont shit on guys for pleasure, do you?

How about for money?

bump for tay

because fake > saggy

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I guess her school has a pretty lenient spaghetti policy

fake tits can look good if they match her body, far better than the pancakes hung by spikes some women have

bling quads ya got there nigga

thats fucking gross, who the fuck would drink that dater some STD ridden whore has fucking backwashed in it

She's filling a whole milk jug with 2%...
The mad lass.

nigger fork

You don't eat fried chicken or watermelon with a fork dumbass

hotchickssmilingatgroundzero.com/

That's pretty cute and check'd

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wait are all those girls amputees?

you dare question me and my non-american nigger lineage's peculiar table manners, you american white-ass faggot?

You are clearly a savage

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Or not trump

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you like this don't you mr. american man?!

soyboys and fembots and illegals will defend this
>feels good to have him as my president

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Your record sales, touring and merch money arent enough? Just gotta get that extra $5000 from that guy who wants to be shat on?
Livin the dream huh.

Knifefork

You know what using a knife and fork to eat drumsticks or watermelon is?

Inefficient.

When you stand in the same spot on sand the waves cover your feet in freshly displaced sand. The girl infront is sunk in up to her elbows.

On a side note, this picture is fucking awesome. Girl with the pigtails has a great ass!

you know what culture is?

Inefficient. yet people still fucking practice it

Holy shit, nvm lol . Now i see what you mean hahaha amputees yes, but possibly photoshopped amputees.

I was hella distracted by all the ass eating. Finally, proof im not gay. My dad will be so happy.

Culture isn't inefficient.

You'd give yourself a lot more work and a lot less yield trying to eat a drumstick with a fork. Your fingers are better suited for the task. Same for a watermelon that hasn't already been diced. Just use your hands.

well in my country's case, it is.

I ironically prefer to be posh and use a fork than grabbing it with my godly fingers

based

>ironically
Do you mean unironically? Because if you're doing it ironically... you must love torturing yourself.

All that work, just to eat chicken.

Based schizo poster

>self absorbed
just a bit of fun retard, no wonder you get bullied at school

>"you must love torturing yourself"

in this shitty cesspool of a society, why the fuck not?

Because it's a lot less work and a lot more enjoyable?

that will teacher the little fucker

poor poosy

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nahh too boring

Well, just stab yourself in the eye with the fork.

nah that'd be too much. I'm a middle-ground-suffering kind of guy

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That sounds like an excuse for being inefficient.

Is it possible to see the original thread or an archive of it ?
I laugh to much to this one, and i want to share it to a friend ,-,

kek

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not really. by that logic, furries and traplords are inefficient
thing is, I do me, you do you. capische?

>That bitch only sounds good muted.
LMAO

You don't see that shit anymore because sites don't want to get into legal trouble for showing someone who didn't consent to being filmed having sex.

With all the spy cameras that look like phone chargers and Alexa devices etc you'd think the spycam sex would be on the rise but it isn't because of new laws and authorities actually going after people for it.

>furries and traplords are inefficient
>by that logic
How?

>I do me
>you do you
>capische
This is me. Busting your balls.

>busting your balls
nice. should I suck your dick too? $120

How do you think she gets all those tour deals and radio stations playing her music 24/7?

You should stop eating KFC with a knife and fork, for free.

keep dragging this shit on, user
I'm just as persistent as a fucking barnacle

That's not very inefficient of you.

well played fat girl you win this one

likewise

>likewise
>that's not very inefficient of you user
>that's very efficient of you user
So... I'm still me, but you're not being you.

HERESY! BURN THIS WITCH!

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what do you fucking expect, user?

What I'm seeing.

.

מה

Happy Halloween, tubby

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Christ, the whole god damn family is incestual...

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>14 year old daughter on daddy's lap
>not weird at all

Projection: the post

discord
X]I-IX]2[XI-I[X
.gg/vvftDyy

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Why are you obsessed with eating food efficiently? Are you on a desert island or some shit?

and its a bad thing now because its DRUMPHF

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Hardly anyone had seen always sunny and that’s depressing

Omg so cute

I mean I’m watching it right now.
>niteman cometh
But the school spaghetti policy isn’t exactly on the top of the list of memorable lines. I had to to think back to remember.

It sure as hell isnt “because of the implication”

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Play stupid then. But she’s clearly grinding on him—that’s not normal behavior m8. Just look at the disturbed look of the couple to Trump’s left.

it's bad because it's obvious pedo

>women looking straight ahead
>man looking towards trumps direction
>can’t tell what he’s looking at or see his facial gestures

>disturbed look of couple on left

Ok I’m no trump fan but you’re clearly one of the Anti trump fanatics.

Is it weird? In my family it would be very weird. In other families no. You’re seeing exactly what you want to see in that pic. I see something that’s weird to me but not to other people.

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I think you’re a pedo because you see pedo in everything.

I'll be damned, I follow her on snapchat.

ambzsuicide1

That's ramen you retard.

posting showry in this thread is cheating

I'm a big fan of pomegranate juice but POM is over flavoured and processed trash. Get some of that good stuff from Morrisons their home brand stuff. Delicious.

>no u

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Dont like big bodies but I'd date that one with no hesitation.

I used to climb into our clothes dryer as a kid.

you could say shes a bit, juicy

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Based

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What is the context of that situation

i know i can't even imagine how much good fappable material there would be out there if sites didn't take it down so quick.It's so much better when you know the woman isn't faking it for the camera.

Lmao I have a crush on a girl who has the same name

Do people really think this guy was nailing his daughter? Get reallllll.

Was?

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Two women defecated on the ground

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It's also fake as fuck.

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I've never listened to anything by cardi b but that one ASMR video she did is magical

Obviously its a contest and left pooper won by like 6 feet. I imagine her colon was holding a few good pounds per square inch of pressure before release.

He's an idiot. Do the human race a favor, let him get brain amoebas and die.

I second this

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wouldn't be surprised... she is pretty much kind of Yea Forums autistic.

doesn't acually help but it does feel gud and after years of pain a few minutes of relief is a welcome break

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wife material there

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maybe share some of those keywords

>implying anyone can discern such a bloated and amorphous ass as belonging to female rather than a male

wow! my nightmare!
it's become reality!

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this pic is way more insidious then most of you can even comprehend, poor girls will never leave the island

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Fuckin kek.
Oh man laughing is a good way to start the day

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Its fake

that is in germany

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No shit, really?

yeah... i'm afraid it is.

For you faggot incel virgins a girl doing a weird thing would be having sex with you! Hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>low effort bait

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#projecting.jpeg

Why do people do this? Say 'jpeg' but dont post an image? Is it a mistake? Or am I still more of a newfag than i thought?

shut up dad. i know youre right but you don't have to keep saying it

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WHO FUCKD HER STUPID

Use and post number from it and look in the Yea Forumsarchive

What a bitch. She has a minor crush on him, she's going to confess her love, and if he feels the same way, he's actually going to wait (or give up his life and move there) while she's in Australia. Meanwhile, since this is only a crush, she's going to be hooking up with some Australian because, "he has a sexy accent".

Women don't care about long term

Nah, no mistake, but usually people reference a meme that you'd recognize. Like
>laughing girls.png

Also, yes, you're definitely a newfriend. Lurk moar

>am I still more of a newfag than i thought?
Took the words right out of my mouth.

Tony Romo

try "homemade"

but you're typing

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an some people still say we are not just apes

And what picture were you referencing by just saying 'projecting'?

being this much of a literal fag that you criticize figuarative speech

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I'm a different user, so I don't know, but I think he wasn't referencing any particular image. That's why I said people USUALLY do.

figuar deez nuts

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>being a grammar fag too
...Just how new are you?

I'm an oldfag. I remember when logposting first started

Ya but there isn't any images for 'projecting' it's a verb, an action.

lurk moar user. lurk moar

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mvv?

mvv s4? die kommt mir bekannt vor oO

>I was just being a newfag on purpose
Nice try, newfag

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Shut up I've been here for like 5 years. I've known about b since the beginning never cared about it tho.
5 years is long enough dipshit. But theres still a few things I dont get

And here i was worried someone was gonna get shot or robbed. This is much worse.

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>newfag/10
Jeez user... You’re just embarrassing yourself at this point.

Den Stoff gibts in Stuttgart auch...

>isthisloss.jpg

verdammt. die sieht trotzdem aus wie die verrückte tussi aus der s4 hier^^

Embarrassing myself on an anonymous board
Ya ok