Dubs decide what I do while my wife is away

Call her to interrupt the ploughing she's receiving from jamal and his freinds ass to mouth train

Roll

Roll

Slit your balls and drain them of blood

Roll for this

Cause OP is gonna do that... you asshole

winrar

Take a photo of you jizzing on something of hers she likes and text it to her

dress up in her sluttiest clothes then kill yourself, bringing shame on both her and your families

Waste of a winrar.

Anyways, shit in her drawer

Not doing mutilation today.

Bump

Hopefully they own a pet
Roll

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this
post her reaction here

Shit on her side of the bed

If you have a son: -> take him to a strip club
If you have a daughter: -> take her to a strip club OR incest
If you have no children: mastrubate to photos of your wife, cum on them then place them on the dinner table

Less gross stuff edition
-> go shoot up a mosque
-> go to a strip club
-> do nothing all day, stay in your bathrobes and drink whiskey
-> go see some prostitutes
-> play video games for 24 hours straight

Shit on the bed

Fills your house with traps Home Alone style and don't warn her, just watch her arrive and try to navigate the house

Furry spotted

Faggot. Than come onto a candle 5 times and light it before she comes home

Cum* also reroll because why the fuck not

start reading ulyses
post what you are reading for proof

Winrar winrar

OP has to download winrar

I cant cum 5 times I'm not 16 anymore. But I'll do what I can lol

Buy a new pet

Poop in a box and hide it

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What a lad

Fuck yeah bitch

That has to be fate

my wife divorced me after i showed her this

youtube.com/watch?v=QVkhG8DfvNA

Redditor spotted

normie spotted

Cum wait halfnhour cum again ...

What's your fursona?

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You mean J. Joyce's book or Homer's?

lol, didn't even noticed it, karma is a bitch
also rolling for send her screenshot of this thread and post her reaction

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BNANWs2KLj4&feature=youtu.be

Blast music for your neighbors.

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And on fire

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reading Joyce's Ulysses

Get fucked by as many guys as u can

I ain't afurry I just wanted op to cum on the family pet and dm the image to his wife.. What's wrong with that /b is too tame thses days xd

Next

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Newfag spotted

Yeah, you were just enthusiastic and eager about the idea of cumming on an animal

Yiff in hell, furfag

OP delivers it's a miracle

this after dubliners

Upload nudes of your gf

You need to go back

Well

That extremely distinct and unique handwriting certainly looks familiar

Checked
Delivar

winrar

To what, your deviantart page of pictures of you raping Sonic the Hedgehog? Or are you a pony type?

Poop in an open location

Need more proof?

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Cum on her stuff

Op doesnt have a gf

wife or gf, I don't care

Stay up too late! Play video games! Eat a hoagie! Play her favorite songs, but make fun of them! Sacrifice her dog to Satan!

Pour every lotion oil and powder all over the loving room area.

OP here I surprisingly dont have any nudes of her. I see her naked everyday haha

Mix all of your booze into one drink and slam it

y-you mean you dont take pics of her without her noticing it?

also, post whatever pics of her

Leak her nudes

Leak your nudes then faggot

Put salt on the side of the bed your wife sleeps on and don't wipe it off, after she feels it tell her that you were practicing your salt bae moves.

Shes not home

Piss in a pair of her shoes

Download several porn videos of milfs on her dektop

cum on her toothbrush, post pics

put on her underwear and post it

Based quads

FUGGING QUADS

Fucking winnnnnn

I found this one and I get there's a cursor in the picture but I can prove it's my wife.

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text her telling you're attracted to your underage neighbour, if don't have one, tell you're attracted to her sister, if not, the nearest female relative of her

first quads of my life
regret nothing

OP here nice quads I'll make sure to do it but I just came on the candle so give me a sec haha

Dubs delivar op

Add the charred candle cum to the toothbrush while youre at it

Dubs

OP here fuck sakes she took her toothbrush with her shes away on a trip.

Piss in her conditioner
Or lotion
Whichever is easier

And trips, wth is this thread

How about (the cap of) her lipstick?

I dont have enough piss for both which do you Yea Forumsros want

feel like conditioner is too mean..

Shoes, its easy to throw out lotion

She took her makeup bag too.

ok, this is what you can do, i trust you so:
don't fap untill she's back home again, then do it.

bouns points if you welcome her with a hard slap on her ass, but kinda HARD SLAP

Shoes it is

post pics of her panties

piss in a cup (or glass) and share half/half

Ok will do quad lord

and I guess her hair brush all the same?

Moar dubs

optional, for respect points:
cum in her toothbrush in front of her, make her use it in that moment.

take a shit on a dinner plate and microwave it for 5 minutes, then just leave it in there until she comes home

this and cum on them

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Shit in one of the bottles of condiments in your fridge- leave it for her to discover

OP DELIVERS

Rerolll

Take another picture flipping off the shoes so we know its real

Unplug the freezer without telling her

Take a pair of her panties and piss on them

Put a marker in your ass til she comes back

you're a monster

rolling for cum in panties

send her this picture and then post her reaction.

kek

Reroll

Here ya go

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Bravo op

rerolln

reroll for this, send ur wife a pic of u pissing on her shoes.

stick the shoes halfway into your ass

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what is the point of this time stamp???

rere

rerere

OP here I had fun I'll be back later tonight. Thanks Yea Forumsros for good thread

piss in a bottle and left the resa of it for her

motherfucker, you need to piss on some panties before u leave

see you later OP, you owe us jizzrag panties btw

He just pissed on shoes and said he didnt have enough to do the conditioner bottle you faggot. The man isn't made of piss.

Actually, pee is stored in the balls.

how bout i piss on your mother?

This thread is fucking possessed. Rolling for op to draw a blood pentagram on the wall

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then he can stick the panties up his ass

This thread was fucking lit

Me too