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i dunno
i have a lot of friends
and not a lot of time

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oh...

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my schedule is very chaotic, sorry
that sounds very comfy. i've smoked a few times but i dont think it does all that much for me for some reason. to each their own.
hello

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whats her naem?

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it's okay, i'm sure

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nice dubs

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karl the llama

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hello

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Kill w33bs

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this but unironically
also please no lewds

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Goodnight everyone.

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sleep well

good night

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how do i tip the dish washer.

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go to the manager and give him a tip and say it's for the dish washer

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how do i ban yui

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fuck your anime waifus, Yrel is the best waifu.

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report me for avatarfagging

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avatar fag

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y-you, too

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A) My pic is vaniiiiilla ecchi at worst
B) Lewds are allowed on b/
C) You are the big weeab00
D) I have a huge fantasy of ruthlessly impregnating Mio's 2D weeaboo womb

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i dont know but if i got tips id get paid less
this would probably work
wow thats a lewd fantasy

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A) ecchi is still lewd
B) doesn't matter, i don't like them
C) y-you, too
D) that's weird

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can I help you dish wash

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may i help, too?

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please do, we're short staffed, i'll put in a good word for you

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same offer

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ill put in a good word of those trips.
It might take me a bit to get to work though.
its a long commune

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nice trips
i'm coming over
>its a long commune
this

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A) ecchi != lewd
B) your feelings have been dutifully noted
C) ch-chigau dayo, negro!
D) I'll make her a woman in front of you as punishment for being the big weeaboo NTRcuck

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just move in with me, its only a 5 minute commune from my apartment, and i have a really big bed
same offer

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w...wouldn't .. that mean we would both be in the same bed....

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there isn't really space for another bed...

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A) ecchi == lewd
B) thank you
C) hajimashite desu ka
D) sh-shut up
i'm okay with sleeping on the floor... or a couch... or a sleeping bag!

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being in the same bed would be fine!
no lewd though...... maybe cuddles.. no homo

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I'm an old school weeaboo

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there isn't really space for a couch... i should probably clean up.
i-its a pretty big bed

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sounds comfy

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it is, i only use half of it. the other half is full of things i should clean up but i'm not going to

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maybe we could meet one day.
do you go to any events? or are there any around you?

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that could be fun, but i dont go anywhere and i live in the middle of nowhere, sorry

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we will see in the future

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i'll clean up your room

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don't hold your breath
no that's ok i should really do it myself

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that's too lewd, i'm deleting it from my pc
no it's okay, i enjoy it

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i-it's embarrassing, all my clothes are on my bed

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he has lewd-ware on his bed!

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no, regular clothes.

i'm going to get dinner i'll be back in an hour or so

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have fun fren
stay safe

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I can't even spend time alone anymore, because I always feel like a personified world is surrounding me, living, thinking, feeling.
It's like a big wonderland scenario and I have real admiration, gratitude, fascination and sympathy for the planet simply existing, and doing its planet nothings. Feelings that were not designed for an entity this incomparably massive and remote.
I just can't stop thinking of planet Earth as a personality, what is wrong with me? Is this actual megalovania? Is this the end?
Also, at this point, this is more objectophilia, or conceptophilia(?), and completely unrelated to this thread's purpose, so, sorry for existing at all.

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enjoy that dinner
it's fine, friend. you're not a bad person.

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i have to go
please stay safe
and have fun

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bye bye

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Goodbye Yuiposter , and thanks for the words, you're great.

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l-loods?

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>legal loli

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that's a rude

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"Shinobu is not impressed by your faggotry"

a

sachii...

b

sorry that was more like two hours
>illegal loli

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stop fapping to cartoon kids

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ok

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how was food?

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Speedwagon will always be the best no matter what

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>maxresdefault
>streaming

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i had a tasty burger with onions and barbecue sauce, it was good

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I love burgers. I had one on my birthday that crispy onions in it, tasted like onion rings. it was really good

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it sounds really good, i'm glad you had a tasty meal on your birthday

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Capital taste. Speedwagon is the prime gangstar.

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when is your birthday?

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july 16

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added to my calendar

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jellow fellows!

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i dont think its quite that important, but thanks i guess
hello
hello, how are you today?

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how will I wish you a happy birthday if I dont remember!

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hi tsugu! im fine right now, getting ready to start the week again

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you did well on the gift
Hello very much!

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COME JOIN THE BEST Yea Forums DISCORD THR WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN RIGHT NOW!!

discord
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almost everyone in the world doesn't wish me a happy birthday, i'm not too concerned about it, but i appreciate the thought
i'm glad to hear it, everyone needs a recuperation day

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I will meet you one day.

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wrong one, am retard, time to die

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are you the one that gave me the other one?

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i'm nervous already
not retard, its ok.

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hey earth! How strange to see you around here at this time ...
yeah... how are you?

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It's okay I am too. I was even nervous when we were playing remember. but that's okay. I have nothing else to do in life so why not.

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i'm doing alright, a little tired, but i'm taking it easy. and i just had a tasty dinner.
i dunno i have a lot of reservations about connecting my words to my face

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what do you mean by that. sorry im dumb.

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tired? why? are you sick?

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You still have it, that's great.
No, really.
Yeah.. I'll possibly pass out, but let's self destruct I guess.

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of course i do! I love it!
id keep anything someone made me.

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i dont think i could explain it in a way that makes sense, but ill try

i feel like relationship dynamics are irrevocably changed when you find out certain things about each other, name/face/looks among many other things

that said im not entirely opposed id just need to build up some serious courage or something
i had a long work day yesterday is all, thanks for your concern
people are retarded all the time and they don't die, it'll be ok

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if you need to sleep, do it, it is not necessary for you to stay here, I am already satisfied with just saying hello to one of the people I have known the longest
a good night's sleep can do wonders, consider it

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I actually think I understand. having a relationship with just words would be different then one with words and face. and or things you say or identify with are different depending on what the other party knows. I think?

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i had an ok night's sleep... i'll be okay, i have tomorrow off as well.
i wouldn't worry about it, i'm not quite all there when it comes to these things.

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nor am I.. I've kind of detatched from my personal identity, oh well. when do you work next?

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how good! even so, do not force yourself too much, you could end badly

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I don't want to go to work tomorrow

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i dont work until wednesday, so expect many cute tsugus from now until then
thanks, you're too kind. got anything planned for today?
hello, i'm sorry that you have to, i hope it goes as well as it can

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That's so cute of you I'm dead. But don't catch yourself keeping scrap data just to be polite.
Exactly my sentiment! Don't worry about it, I do worse on a daily basis!
I feel similarily about it, it's just that 50% of the ocassions we post about eachother, it's just to say hello and goodbye.
I thought that it'd be nice to do some other posting than just venting about my heartache and then running off again. Anons aren't here to look at eachother whining after all.
You can do it, even if you half-ass it a bit. It's better to zombie a day or two than to give up.

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Yay you are gonna come here often!

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sleep, it's night here
you have to do it, just resist, put on a smile and everything will work out
Oh, I did not know you thought that, thanks, but you already know me, I'm not good at initiating topics of conversation ...

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I love scrap data! More the better, but it makes me happy when people make things for me. They put in effort just for me that's awesome! Maybe I'll make you something eventually

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y-yeah!... i think
"often" is one of those vague common-sense words that everyone seems to know but nobody can reasonably define, i bet the dictionary just throws some other word under the bus
well i hope its a nice restful one.

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yeah... and you? do you have any plans?

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Everything is circular reasoned. Everything is relatively relative besides some few stand alone constants. But yeah it's an very subjective word. It would be better to say something like you come here more often then not. Something comparative. The world is weird

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not a one. maybe play a game, maybe watch a stream, who knows.
im just trying to find new unique ways to react to you saying that, i didnt expect you to give so much thought to it, sorry

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What I meant is very often I only get to see your posts because I refuse to go to sleep. We only catch a small glimpse of eachother's activity time lately.
You're as good at initiating conversation as anyone else. Conversation is like rock and roll; if you think too much about it, it just doesn't budge, you just gotta have a go. But you're right on that other note, if we started an actual conversation at this time it would probably end me.
Part of giving is not expecting things back, you already gave me a world by paying attention to the thing I made.
+truth

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I've thought about that topic alot. Next to alot topics.. we should talk about stuff like that sometime
Okay then dont expect it! It will be a suprise

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a lonely night, from what I see
What a deep thought, following that methodology, what music do you like?

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i hope you're keeping a list, i cant keep track of all the things i say, but i'm always open to answering questions.
y-yeah i guess so, its just how it is.

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I stolen it from a teach. I will safely be able to rest tonight, knowing that the first thing you would do is kill me if I taught you how.
I like pop and rock, but there's always a few pieces in each other genre that sound good despite being outside my interest sphere, like some or the other dubstep, classic, experimental even, or metal music.
What do you like? Tell me before I go to bed.

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Why are you sad?

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It's not a bad thing, relax! I only say that it looks a lot like the standard night model, but the important thing is how you feel, because you are the one who is living the moment
instrumental, classic, metal ... everything a good OST game could throw at me

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That's something I should try to remember about you, it's far better than "ah, the creative one who likes Relm and is a satanist".
And have a great night, too!

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guilt and an understanding that my hopes and dreams are incompatible with reality
thanks. despite the other half of this post, i do alright. you're very nice

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Are these tsuga dreams? You sure there isn't something that came before that? Ohwell i hope you dont give up.

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pfff ok earth... good night!
It's not so much, but now that you mention the other half of the post, I'm curious, what do you mean?

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tsugu is a manifestation of "something that came before", but i do love her. i haven't given up yet.
as i said. i feel guilty and none of the things i want will come to fruition in an acceptable way.

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Sup

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I understand I'm sorry... do you need a hug?

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hello, how are you today?

and if you dont mind id like to ask a question about your waifu
thanks, youre very nice, but i'm alright

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Not too bad, how're you?

Sure, go ahead

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hey...
why do say that?

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When I come down from the cloud I realize I was up there. It's hard to walk when you float away. I dont know much about the person I float above. I dont if its him conceding or failing to decide ruling in a game over.

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How's it going?

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i'm doing okay, can't complain

sorry if this sounds rude, but i've always had trouble differentiating her from chihaya from idolm@ster, is there an easy way to tell them apart?
because the things i want are not possible. the guilt thing is some kind of psychosis i wont be able to explain in a satisfying way, sorry

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pretty fine, sorry if i forget, but... this is the first time that we talk eachother?
what things do you want? if i can ask

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You are nice

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>Tfw when you will never cuddle her at night and feel her revolver pressing against you
>Tfw when she'll never ask you to help her loot a corpse on the road side for valuables
>Tfw you'll never get in a gunfight and have her rescue you
>Tfw when you'll never passionately make love in a sleeping bag in the woods
Why even live Yea Forumsros?

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you can ask but i'm going to decline to answer, sorry. if it makes you feel better you can think of tsugu as what i want but can't have.

...that sounds pretty mean and controlling-y... i think you get what i mean though.
i try, it works sometimes.

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I... Haven't really put thought into it. I can see how you'd have trouble, but it just isn't something that's really occurred to me so I have trouble thinking of anything off the top of my head. Like, they're very different charaters to me. I guess the simplest thing I can think of is that Chihaya's hair is parted towards the left side of her head, whereas Umi's hair falls in the middle of her forehead i guess?

I think it is, I don't come around much

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hello hello

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sorry. when i see them in official art its pretty obvious, the styles are different enough, but sometimes i see fanart and think "wow thats a cute chihaya" (i havent seen love live sorry). anyway, thanks for answering, i'll try and have a better eye in the future.
hello, how are you today?
hello

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>you can think of tsugu as what i want but can't have
a loli you're a lolicon

really good! came home from a camping trip and got some good news, plus got some shopping done
how bout you's cute, whatchu up to?

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Okay, I understand both the fact that you do not want to talk about it, and how you feel, I hope you find something that can fill the void that you have right now, who knows, maybe the future has something for you
I hope we meet again soon, sorry we can not talk in depth right now

i have to go right now, well talk tomorrow, farewell!

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a tsugu i'm a tsugucon
wow that's great, i'm glad things are going well for you. i'm doing alright, i'm watching a stream of a kingdom hearts 2 mod right now, its pretty in depth.
thanks, you really are too kind. i hope you have a nice night, good bye

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that sounds fun, though ive never played kingdom hearts. im stuck writing for now

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i liked almost all the games but i'm heavily biased. kingdom hearts 1 and 2 are pretty widely accepted as good though. rough around the edges but good.

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sorry i get distracted easily, i meant to ask: why are you stuck writing?

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i have a short paper due tomorrow, and i couldnt get any writing done over the weekend cause I was hiking. luckily by short i mean like a page, so it's pretty easy

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God i want to fuck Tsugu

oh that isn't so bad. got any plans for once you're finished?
well i can't stop you but please don't

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hello, world!

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hello, how are you doing today?

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