How do I become a real man?
How do I become a real man?
Jackson Walker
Julian Roberts
Real men smoke Marlboro, you smoke cock.
Caleb Hughes
To become a real man, one must realise how it feels to be a woman. Therefore you should go out and find someone that can penetrate you and teach you the inner workings on being a girl, and then and ONLY then can you try to learn to become a real man.
Nicholas Hill
*Marlboro reds
Gabriel Ramirez
have a son that in turn produces a grandson.
Ryder Allen
It just occurred to me that the last thing a real man would do is browse Yea Forums
Zachary Thomas
Cut of your dick and grow tits
Nolan Allen
Define it, then do that. Don't ask us to define it for you, you know that even if we give serious answers you know other people will have their own definitions that don't fit that so why bother?
Jose Morgan
You sound unsure of yourself.
Jackson Wilson
No.
Landon Moore
Yeah. It's way more manly to just ask other people what to do and then follow those instructions hoping other people will think you're a man now.
Colton Parker
gym. high protein diet with red meat, lots of veggies, no alco and no cigs. read plato and evola.
Jack White
You sound like you would never seduce a woman.
Sebastian Flores
Getting a haircut.
Getting a job.
Punching a real man in the face and take the consequences.
Fucking a woman until both of you cums.
Downing a beer in front of the TV.
All of the above but not necessarily in that order.
Ryan Young
Stop eating meat you stupid animal, you don't need to and it's bad for your health/the planet/animals that are alive. Go vegan.
Jace Jones
You need to drive a Dodge Ram 3500 and have at least 5 inches of dick to be a real man. You have to show other males who is the boss, and since you probably have a 4-inch peener, the truck will compensate for it.
Elijah Rodriguez
you gotta get some cowboy boots. along with a cowboy hat
Anthony Perry
no thanks, im not into sucking dicks while munching on soy beans.
Sebastian Butler
No one cares what you claim strangers 'sound like' to make you feel better about yourself.
Liam Edwards
Stop jerking it to traps
Ethan Cox
>Be human male
>Be 18 years of age or older
Gavin Carter
>real man
>get cancer
>die
James Martin
do you know how to become a real man? stop caving to the insecurities and deal with anything that nurtures your mind with self education and speaking to other people about your concerns and solutions to your problems. Any insecurity of any person is already exploited by advertising industry. You want to be popular, smoke Malboro, wear Levis, drive Chevvy etc. To become a man is to be a responsible human being that cares about the happiness and the healthy finacial status of himself, his family and the society that he exists.
Adrian Parker
Real men are into pegging
Camden Price
William Morgan
Fuck a shark
Robert Robinson
>no alco and no cigs
he said a real man,not a faggot
Anthony Adams
fuck you Yea Forums is a chad board
Gavin Campbell
he says,in a thread full of bad advice on how to become a real man
Anthony Cruz
1st of all you need to be black and packing at least 12 inches
Grayson Torres
pick some good principles and stand by them. if you have a clear idea of why you do what you do it's way easier to resist the corrosive manipulations of others
Brody Foster
Yea Forums is incel town and you know it
Levi Flores
be born with high testosterone alpha genetics or kill yourself
Josiah Howard
asking for instructions on how to live and then complaining about said instructions' quality is pretty womanish desu
Samuel Collins
Not by smoking, Marlboro Men don't fare well
>latimes.com
Pic is Eric Lawson who died from respiratory failure due to chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. He later appeared in an anti-smoking commercial that parodied the Marlboro man and an “Entertainment Tonight” segment to discuss the negative effects of smoking
>english.alarabiya.net
Jose Russell
Chew some hay
Gavin Bell
Gay cunts wearing a crop top
Oliver Flores
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Cooper Johnson
Let Clint Eastwood raw dog your ass while you watch the complete works of Michael Bay.
Henry Brown
Pull your weight. Stand for yourself. Give if you have to spare, but don't let others take advantage of you.
This one is also good advice, although i am not sure it has anything to do with being "true man".
Gabriel White
Real men just be themselves and don't try to be something they're not
Colton Bailey
destroying your body and testosterone levels is masculine? you are the epitome of a betafag. just remember that when you're going to die a virgin.