Rolling thread

mercury thermometer

this

jilly juice
post proof

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your shoe

rolling

roll again

About 15 trash bags

fuck dubs

YES

missed

Snickers bar

Plate

oh shit

A whisk, wide part first.

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A sponge to soak up all the faggotry out of ya.

Stick the faucet up your ass and turn it on with hot water.

QUICK QUICK QUICK QUICK

Lay down on the counter and stick the faucet up your ass then turn the water on.

A sleeve of oreos

27 spoons

A whisk. As in the actual whisk part and not the handle.

Make a dildo out of aluminum foil and fuck yourself with it.

This

A whole can of tuna

Buttchug a gallon of milk.

>inb4 singles get

This sounds great

lit match

Take a shit and push it back in.

Cucumber

open bottle neck first, turn over and let it pour inside of you

do the fridge

disgusting, do it

OP here, there have been some close calls. Also, if I get trips it doesn't count

Nice colon OP

cup

every spoon and teaspoon you own at the same time

do it

A pair of tongs handle first.

BONUS POINTS: clench ass muscles to a couple of *clack clacks*

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Pickle jar ;^)

Reroll

jesus christ user what the fuck is going on inside your head

...

This

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Do it faggot

bonus points for licking it afterwards

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Stick nothing up your ass and let this thread die.

>

Is OP even here? I doubt he will even deliver.

FUCK
COULD'VE CHECKED EM

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This thread smells like shit

A banana (and post a pic of the shitty banana)

The prophesy has been fulfilled

oh fuck time to print out this thread, shit on it and stick it up your ass

So let it be spoken, so let it be done.

CHOSE SOMETHING

Oh fuck I didn’t check

PUKE ON A RUBBER DILDO AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR ASS

Well actually yeah technically I said this thread so... shove this thread up your ass.

What do you want me to do user? OP here

Alright. Please print this thread out, shit on it, and send it into your ass.

If op doesn't have a printer, he should probably pull this thread up on his phone and shove his phone up his ass

>inb4 OP complains about MUH KITCHEN SPECIFIC
Your shit comes from food, which in turn comes from your kitchen. This thread is also shit, meaning everything you're shoving up your ass is kitchen related

inb4 op doesn't deliver

Pour out any kitchen cleaner you have into your ass

Stick a ladle up your ass

Stick the spaghetti strainer/ladle up your ass actually. Not the bowl, but the one with a handle

bump

I'm pretty sure the thread is over and OP won't deliver

I won with triple 3.

Here:
Op probably isn’t delivering though

>no knives with sharp tips
meat cleaver has no sharp tip

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>I won with triple 3.
Yes you did.

>Op probably isn’t delivering though
Sadly, OP is a fag and OP almost never delivers.

:/