The wife is away until Wednesday dubs decide what I do

Oh shiiiit

I'll do that for free

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Drop those pants boy

Kill yourself

This isn't dubs you newfags

Close enough, its practically trips

No cheating

Thats racist

Nudes, dude

This is boring can no one get dubs?

Right? Someone clearly doesnt want him having fun

LEWDS

Go out naked

Fuck a pillow

Nudes in public

Full lewds

learn how to take a picture you fuck

pop one of those ricolas into your pooper with pic proof

Send nudes to your wife. Tease her on what shes missing.

cum in your wife's panty drawer

so close

Holy shit I've never seen dubs be so elusive

Cum on ur coach

Kek clearly doesnt want this dudes dick pics

Roll

fuck that cat to death, pics for proof you fag

OP here Yea Forums gods dont want my nudes lmao

NEWDS

this

You must defy the gods and post them to spite them

ROLL

Dont waste dubs on this I never would do it

trying

Roll for them nudes, boys, the cat cant cum till he does

44 replies no dubs feelsbadman

Invite a black man over and suck his dick

NUDES

Hang with the kitty

Nearly 50 replies and no dubs, the meme magic is strong, lets keep askig for nudes and see how strong Yea Forums tries to fight it

Full nudist mode in public

fuck the cat

I'll do for free

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Wear your wife's clothes and jack off

buy a transexual hooker and have him fuck you

Sell the cat. Buy another one that's a totally different colour. Swear to her it's the same cat.

or even better,buy a transexual hooker with a fetish for cats and have it fuck the cat

No way I love my cat haha

put your wife's panties on faggot

you should dropkick your cat and buy a dog instead,they are the superior animal

alright,fuck this thread.its fuckin rigged,all these replys and no dubs

I agree but my place isn't big enough place for a dog I would feel bad for it

I CALL HACKS

Show us some of her dirty panties!

Pat the cat again lad

Now lurking

Jack off in every single pair of her panties and hang them from the walls.

Ehmm

How did we get trips before dubs??

Invest all your assets in gold. Tell her the cat made you do it.

Step 1: Anesthetise cat.
Step 2: Shave cat with narrow hair trimmers in a 15mm (3/4") wide spiral around its entire body, starting with its face, including plucking or clipping its whiskers on one side, and traveling around its face to include the opposite ear.

Step 3: Use hair remover to remove the shorter hairs from its face where needed, avoiding its mouth and eyes, using positive ventilation techniques such as a tube or a least a fan.

Step 4: Using a stencil, write in red, blue, and black sharpie the words Meow, Rawrr, Mmroww?, Meeow, Mrowr, RrrRrrrRRrrrr, Sssss!, Meowmeow, Nyan, etc. along the spiral.

Step 6: post results

Roll

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paint the cat black and name him nigger

Trips are Superior to dubs, and thus are NOT Dubs.

Op must do if this is dubs

frolic with wild abandon thru the forests of your mind

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This

true
do this

Shameless roll

if girl cat,lick its pussy

if guy cat,suck its dick

If dubs, do the opposite of this. Shave off all of your hair, from your entire body, and throw it on the cat, then write "Meow, Rawrr, Mmroww?, Meeow, Mrowr, RrrRrrrRRrrrr, Sssss!, Meowmeow, Nyan" all over your own body.

OP here if we reach 100 replies and no dubs im calling it off and will try later lol

I refrain now my ability to sit through new Yea Forums, can we please take a moment to look into the future of porn, rape/rate this, frog, and the actual death of Yea Forums due to reddit. Old Yea Forums = chop dick off, reddits = get naked, what internal haemorrhoid is this?

show us her panties

rolls royce

this one. and her toys.

Please kill it

Chop of pee pee and get reddit back to where it belongs

two hookers

rolldar

This

Put all of wifes pantyhose down the toilet

Pour all your seasonings on the kitchen floor.

This one

Rollllling

If this post is 00, 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66 dubs do both

if 77 put cat in cat spa for the day wife returns, foster another cat that day in exchange, deny any knowledge of changed cat. Restore cat after 4 hours of arguing.

if 88 dubs, Do the above AND spiral to borrowed foster cat only

if 99 spiralise selfs legs and arms and pubes n ass with trimmer, in addition to rented cat, and allow cat unharmed at spa to get nail polish job , have cat at spa returned via limousine (uber black) after at Least 3.75 hours of arguing

Rolllller

COME JOIN THE BEST Yea Forums DISCORD THR WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN RIGHT NOW!!

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Bc920

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Shit on floor, roll around in it, send pics of results to wife, post everything here

Rollllllllling in the deeeeeeep

es doubles amigo

Panties and sex toys op after 98 tries we did it boys

make a full course dinner and invite some beggars in

Purchase a 3-6 large fresh Whole fish, place them on the floor of the kitchen, assist cat with opening the fish as little as possible, but ensure it can begin eating them. Hack open with tiny sharp knife in parallel sets of cuts to simulate the cat having worked at opening the fish.

deny any knowledge

rerollergirl-direstraights.mp3
mp3clan.com

DOUBLES were already GET you stupid FUCKING RETARDS just DIE if you can't even FUCKING READ

Make kitty a 3 course meal costing no less than 60 dollar

Groom your cat enough to make it a Sphynx.

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Now post a picture of your own sad little cuck dick next to her dildo. Do it, faggot.

OP delivars! Good boy
Now.. Pic of her

fuck off fag

Put toast on your cats head

Statistically unlikely outcome, but within realm of possibility.

terminal (last two position occupying) dubs should occur one in ten posts
or 10/100)

terminal trips should occur ten in a hundred posts or 10/1000

dubs requiring 98 posts is rare

Op here Now let's see how long until the next dubs lol

Optional continuation challenge dubs!

The likelihood of getting immediate dubs is 1/1000

Wholesome. Good for you

Roll

you know your a cuck when your wife or girlfriend has vibrators.i bet tyrone is balls deep inside op's wife right now

put them in your ass and then wear the panties

reroll

WASTE of dubs

Gay kek

Making toast

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Already acquired

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Haha is dis real?

ohio bikers like to share mom, wife

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This

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Top keks

Now set the toast on fire and put it on your own head.

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OP here thanks for the entertainment. Wish it was more quick but I'm out boys I'll be back tho dont worry.

FUCK YOU NIGGER

Fuck your cat

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Got 'em

Ipsilateral

No trips befor dubs, use your eyes.

OP delivers twice. Decent thread

op this nigger wont deliver

OP didnt have to deliver on that one he delivered on the first and generously gave us a second one. Be thankful redditfag

hes deliver was shit faggot
i never used reddit in my life but it seems like you know about reddit
redditfag

Not OPs fault dubs were wasted on shit suggestions

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it is op's fault why should he only able to do a few suggestions why are you protecting op hes lazy and dont want to stick dildos in his ass