Turns 50 in three months

>turns 50 in three months

What's your excuse?

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Cant afford healthy food and multiple personal trainers

I'm not a multimillionaire with all day free and multiple professionals working around the clock for me

taco flavored kisses

>ah gross ben afflecks spooge

this

Her body is a multi-million dollar enterprise. If you walk through a macys you'll see J-Lo featured prominently in the advertisements geared towards women who think that buying the products will make them look like that. It's a fucking scam

Why would you need more than one?

Older women become overly conscious about their looks and go full /fit/ are hot. That's all.

She’s single and every lover she’s had can’t stand dealing with her

She will die alone

I wasn't born 50 years ago