I'm 20 and I've never been to a strip club, but I'm considering it. Is it worth it...

Its a dinosaur. Clubs went from something halfway classy 80 years ago straight to bottom barrel degeneracy and thats where they stay. Strip clubs = brothels dont listen to anyone who tells you otherwise. They are there for people who love whores. End of story.

Just go to a normal bar/club.

The good ones are great, the bad ones are hilarious. It's all ways a good time either way so go for it.

bring cocaine and you'll get your dick sucked

Brothels? Not even close unless you want to shell out ridiculous amounts

I'm getting very mixed answers

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I have watched dudes fuck strippers for a 50 and 2 lines of coke. Fuck out of here newfag.

I've never bought coke, and honestly wouldn't know where to

At the end of the day, you're just gonna be paying whores to move around their bodies, while you're in a room with a bunch of other dudes with boners. Also, all drinks are expensive. The quality of women depends on how upscale the strip club is.

Just ask one of the strippers

>he thinks I'm from his shithole country

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They are all about party. Just bring the party to them and you will fuck them.

Its the one place where knowing what the fuck is going on makes a difference.

The fun part is everyone pretends to know what the fuck is going on.

Basically if you have to ask is a pretty good rule of thumb

>pussyslayer69

That... doesn't sound like an awful idea?

Here’s what you do. Buy a few DVDs of your favorite porn. Dim the lights. Be alone. Watch pussy being spread wide open and asshole being plowed in the comfort of your own space. Jerk off.

Its not. Strippers love drugs more than money. Just throw them a party and theyll fuck the shit out of you.

Why do idiots like you even make these posts? You just expose yourself as a fucking retard

>pussyslayer68

Why do idiots get butthurt and insist on letting everyone know? Then when someone calls THEM retarded oh then its trolling

Fucking whores is disgusting dude im not sure what point youre trying to make

You dont know anything and saying fuck while wearing sunglasses just makes you a fancy faggot

I'm 39 and I've never been to one.

Strip clubs are easy. Sit in the chair and have a drink. When ugly whores walk by and say hi, tell them you're waiting for someone. When a girl gets on stage that you like, walk up to the stage and put dollar bills in her underwear. This signals that you are interested and she will come visit you after her stage time is up. When she comes by, you can chat with her about nothing, or just ask her for a dance. Dances will be in a small, curtained off area, and will cost between $20 and $30 (I'm in the midwest, New York, Miami, LA, and Vegas are probably more.) Have a dance and ask the girl if you're allowed to touch, you might be, you might not. If the girl doesn't bring up extras, have your dance and call it. If she does, you may inquire further. She will give you a high price for a blowjob. Prices are negotiable, just don't insult her. My experience is about 60% of asking price will get you where you want to be. Use a condom. The girl will have one. No condom, enjoy your herpes.

I went when I turned 21 and thats about the only time its useful. Youre young enough that youll still go out to watch a movie but old enough that its a little boring for a friday night. Plus alcohol.

Complaining about strip clubs is like complaining about fast food.

Lol dude. What are you, 16? Go ahead and refute me mr strip club god oldfag pro 1337 h4x0r pussygangster mafucka

Reported for underage

a lot of states are "bottoms on" when it comes to strip clubs. I dont even know if you can grab tiddies during a lap dance in the states tbh
So you might not even see pussy, and you'll be sitting there with a boner and a slightly lighter wallet. Honestly, just go to a rub'n'tug if those are legal in your area. Similar money, but you get your nut rather than hoping you do

>calling out your reports
HAH

If you've never been to one it may be worth going once or twice, but in general no it is not worth it unless you can't get laid or have a drinking problem. You're much better off just going to a regular bar and trying to get laid there.

Strip clubs are kinda gay. You go there, sit down, grab a beer (sometimes if it's especially shitty they don't sell real beer so you get shitty non-alcoholic beer), then different women come out and strip on a pole. You can hit up various strippers as they walk around for a private dance, which is basically you sitting on a private booth, not being able to touch them (unless it's a skeevy place, sometimes the girls let you), and they strip and grind on you while you give them money.

If you wanna do it for the experience, go for it. But if you're looking to get your end away I'd suggest an escort instead. You'll save a lot of money and blue balls.

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But honestly how do you even find them anymore in the states? The websites I knew about were all taken down, and the rest are like 50% cops and catfish

Oh sorry mate, I'm from Australia - prostitution's a-ok here. That sucks. I honestly have no idea.

You know, if I was in your position and I had a bit of cash I'd go to South America. South America sounds like our version of Thailand.

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you can get the herp with a condom on my dude
condoms are a great policy with hookers/escorts/rippers tho

You can actually. Herpes can spread without presenting symptoms, and it can spread from genital to genital contact - including but not limited to the part that's covered with a condom.

That being said, odds are pretty low. Especially for men. Something like 0.0017% for men, and a bit more for women.

Still, I wouldn't risk it. There's no cure, and it could lead to degenerative neurological disorders like parkinsons, dementia, etc.

If you go to a nice one it can be fun. Also if you can bring a girl with you it's even better.

The strippers know you're not a creep and will pour over to you two all night. They want your money and you're more approachable because of the girl you're with.

Most stip clubs have a main stage and smaller stages around. If you like a girl dancing go up to one of the smaller stages with 2 bucks and they'll rub their tits in your face, you tip them and go back to your table. It's like a titty vending machine.

Oh and only losers can't hold their fucking boner until they leave. Don't listen to those other anons. Oh and dress nice, you'll attract nicer girls..again...they want your money. The goal should be discount tittys and flirting with the girls until you buy a few lap dances or a Pvt room.

Try to get a good buzz on before you go so you don't rely on the overpriced drinks. You will want to buy at least a few. Don't be weird and you'll have a good time.

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