How do you deal with morning wood?

How do you deal with morning wood?

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Jerk off before bed

in what context? while being alone, being with partner, at your parents, at work travel?

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Smoke a pack a day...

Usually have my lg take care of it

I jerk off or fuck my gf if she's over. What else would you do?

If my gf does a wake up fart, that kills it off pretty quickly.

Take a piss.

hey mine does that too. I always plan on thinking of lewd shit while slippin into sleep and to wake up horny, but I wake up hungry instead and I'm disgusted by the thought of waking her up to bang. so I slip into nothing, take a shit, ignore hunger and fap in the living room like some 14y old.
Time of my life.

beat off, usually.

That's no way to live your life, man! Have you tried talking with her about it? I can't imagine she wouldn't want to wake up to you going down on her, and it can only get better from there.

Much like anal, nothing ends a boner faster than the smell of poop.

wait like 10 mins

taking a piss

Bedtime tug

I just wait several minutes
or maybe flex a muscle or stand on one foot until it goes away

I take my pick.

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I like to stretch it both sides, it feels goood

Make getting dressed the last part of your morning routine.

I fuck my wife like an non-incel would do.

Maybe its just me but every time I wake up, I have an unbearable need to piss. I don't think I'd even really enjoy fucking before I had the chance to piss. So I have to go piss, and try to push the boner down and maybe be awake enough to avoid pissing on the floor or toilet seat... By the time thats over the boner is usually on the way down.

The cutting edge method is to:
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Just let it be

Im very confused as to why you care.

with hentai

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You pathetic person

I haven't gotten morning wood since high school. Fuck is wrong with you guys?

I wake up with morning wood at least 3 - 5 times a week.

45 year old.

Go get fit, stop being sedentary.