Hey Yea Forums how do I stop the shower curtain from sticking to my leg?

Hey Yea Forums how do I stop the shower curtain from sticking to my leg?

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Quit being so fucking fat or get a bigger shower. Either way you are a loser

Don't use it.

Slap your ass 5 times then do a circle.

I'm not fat, I just have big legs.

apply a liberal coating of petroleum jelly.

do not use a shower curtain, you pussy.

Ah man I hate it when it sticks. Show me your penis though.

But the floor will get wet.

Kill yourself

Kill yourself faggot

Is flaccid OK?

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How did you get a phone in your zoo enclosure?

Gtfo. Man takes photo of himself in shower and you post in the thread calling people faggots. Why you even in here?

No ;)

Very nice OP! Any hard?

Dis guy really wanna see some hippo dicc

Get a canvas shower curtain.

Take a bath

hey man how do you trim your balls like that when i trim my shit i either nick something or my balls feels like cactus needles

The water would obviously run out of the tub...

pro tip, let there be like 10 cm (5 inches) of space between it and the wall. So like, don't close it completely. That way it'll let air in and it won't stick. Thank me in another thread!

You can buy shower curtains with magnets in the bottom. They keep the curtain stuck to the tub.

I can't believe you couldn't find a solution from googling. Oh, wait you just wanted an excuse to show your average looking cock to other fags.
Carry on...

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If you fill a bath but not up to the top then the water can redistribute without overflowing

Always wear a wetsuit while showering.

Get the one with magnets... duh

Here
I buzz my bush with clippers and then shave my nuts, just have to be really careful and use a fresh blade, also use hair conditioner instead of shaving cream.

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shave your legs

Nice dick OP but those floor tiles are upsetting me.

thanks i seen people say the hair conditioner thing but i didnt think it would work but ill try it, on that note uhhhh, are you sure its hard

>are you sure its hard
yeah, I know its not very photogenic. I have a bad combination of big balls, big head, and a thick shaft that make it look stubbier than it is. It makes me reluctant to post pics because it looks short, when it's really just average.

>Average
lol no it's not. It's small. Sorry OP for your baby dick.

I think you’re being to hard on it, I think it looks really nice.

No one is gonna buy this troll, try harder.

A ruler would clarify things. I'll wait...

Take one with like a soda can or something so we can compare the size