Hey Yea Forums how do I stop the shower curtain from sticking to my leg?

Hey Yea Forums how do I stop the shower curtain from sticking to my leg?

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Quit being so fucking fat or get a bigger shower. Either way you are a loser

Don't use it.

Slap your ass 5 times then do a circle.

I'm not fat, I just have big legs.

apply a liberal coating of petroleum jelly.

do not use a shower curtain, you pussy.

Ah man I hate it when it sticks. Show me your penis though.

But the floor will get wet.

Kill yourself

Kill yourself faggot