What are some hussles and scams a 18 year old can do to build up savings fast? Anything greasy goes

This heroin dealer beat the shit out of my friend so I threw a strong ass edible over his fence. He loves his dog so he rushed the little dude somewhere and I stole about $500 from that fuckers house.

Profitable as hell, and no way in hell is he calling the cops.

Fuck that up u gonna die. I don't want none of that shit negger

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It’s OP after his new lifestyle catches up to him on a day of redemption as he robs another drug dealer cause they killed his lady boy

What a stupid dealer letting junkies know where he lives

Drug mule, go on vacation to Malaysia. High risk, high reward.

Get a job, budget responsibly, try to cut down on non essential bills like cable and Netflix, and quit giving all your money to Snapchat thots.

Bad move, buddy of mine got robbed, we ruined the kid’s life through social engineering, 0 violence, he now has notoriety, like 2 friends, and is known to not be trusted or he gets his ass beat. Don’t fuck with dealers unless they’re absolute dumb fucks.

Fun fact, while you're trying to scam people, you're gonna attract scammers.

I knew a guy like that, always trying to make easy money. He started a Tumblr scheme where he'd use a scrubbing program to find pics of hot chicks to populate his account, and then slip fake ad images in to trick people into clicking. Because scam people are dumb-asses, he didn't know how to do any of that himself, so he paid for a scrubbing bot, and mass bots to artificially up his views and make his page more popular. He ended up paying $200 a month to earn $80.

If you're young and have no skills/education/vocation you are gonna get scammed. You are the mark.

TL;DR if you are too stupid to get a decent job, just give up. Or sell drugs, pussy.

Ur a fucking idiot. I bet you forget how to breath some days.

I mean shit like buy fake phones off alilbaba and sell them to suckers for way more than they are worth etc

Wait a few hours at a casino and find someone that wins big, when they leave rear end them with your car

When they pull over rob them and take their keys and their phone, you probe want to hide your license plate to and not drive to much awhile after

That is a dumb scam, there is no guarantee you resell those shitty phones. Imagine losing money buying crappy phones and hoping there is someone more dumb than you in the world. There isn't. This kind of scam is the dumbest of the dumb.

Maybe you can be a mom and son duo weirdos would pay top dollar for the both of you.

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You will fuck up your future by doing crimes that give relative low amounts of gain for the bullshit you will have to go through for the rest of your life. Don't fall for the crime trap unless you are already rock bottom and REALLY out of options. Smart intelligent people will find a way to make money anyhow, and because most of them didn't mess up their situation most of them didn't go for crime in the first place (disregarding white collar crime, which has a positive cost/benefit outcome if u don't live in the US)

I grew up with criminals and thugs but because of education I found a way out of my old environment and I recently finished an internship at the ministry of internal affairs,
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It's a numbers game you might meet up with 5 people before you sell one. Extra 300-500$ a month but you make an enemy

Whore out your butthole, that's the only thing I'm saying. Stop deflecting and avoiding the solution, that's why you are poor.

I'll tell you, but I'mma need a source on that pic, OP.

Sorry we can't all be raging faggots like you user.

become gay escort

But we can easily be poor and lazy like you. Being rich and gay is better than being you.

Are you looking for work?

don't need to, not a lazy piece of shit like OP

Lmao enjoy your aids and everyone around you being secretly grossed out by you

>implying I don't work

I pay my friends to stick around, cuz I'm not a poor scammer.

Meanwhile my goon will cut off the electricity so the vault's time lock will go offline so it can be hacked, I am still looking for a l33t hacker to do the job

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Yea but you're mentally ill which I'd argue is worse than being poor with your disability

But I'm not poor. This thread is about how to keep being poor while thinking your scam is making you not poor.

Homosexuality has nothing to do with it.

Nice deflection faggot. Bet your dad can't even look at you the same

Still not poor tho.

Be a fin dom

enjoy ur aids

Can I get my gf to do this?

Remember non poor people have more resources. Magic Johnson is my hero.

I work & I could careless what a homo thinks about me. Go suck ur dad's dick you clearly have daddy issues

Lol, you suck at this.

This the correct answer as somebody who has a nice savings in their late 20s. Minimize all expenses. Possibly start your own little lawnmowing company and buy a decent riding lawnmower. One of the keys is finding rich older people who aren't stingy with their money for your services. Youre going to have to do knock on a bunch of doors to build clientele. Do everything under the table to avoid taxes. Live at home. Never rent, just buy a house when you have enough saved.

Sadly, sell your asshole or do gay cam modeling....

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Fake disability

>$500
>profitable as hell
Fucking poorfag junkies.

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Post more caits. I'm sure this is her.

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Gross dude.

one I've used: Go to a gas station or bus station and beg for money so you can go home, you're only ten dollars shy mang come on mang. As long as you're friendly and don't look like a criminal you can make 50 dollars in 20 minutes like this, just make sure you leave after you get your money as it's very minorly illegal.

I would rather rob someone and go to jail than stoop to that level

Why exactly do you view begging as beneath robbery?

probably a nigger.

Go to local coffee shops and hipster places and ask of they'll place a jar on their counter for you so people can donate to the righteous cause of whatever the fuck hipsters care about. Go around to the places once a week and collect around 100-300 dollars. Change adds up fast and if the place doesnt have a tip jar that's where its going.