Yea Forums names my raifu

Hitler's sword

This is the best one so far.

Dick Nixon

Thunk

this

"It's because I'm black, isn't it."

The Infidel

DEUS VULT!

Basic bitch

My Substitute Cock.

Real men carry a knife, matey

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this

Your rifle is a tool and naming it is retarded. Do you name your socket wrench?

Lucille

"I am with stupid"

is that the kind of degenerate english that the australian plebs are using? none of those sentences make any sense

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Maggie reminds me of that obnoxious cunt from the walking dead. Are you completely oblivious to the world?

Regulator

Street Fighter 2

Naming any weapon is retarded.

eric harris

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why not dylan klebold?

You could make a case for nearly anything being retarded but making names is essential as every word is in itself the name of a concept or object. Every weapon comes with a "name", it's just way cooler to make one up.

Call it The Streetsweeper

"making up for my tiny benis"

Kebab Remover 2.0

BIGUS DICKUS

Black Cock Down

Aussie here no fucking clue WTF this shit is my guess is they have no idea either

Shits where it eats

Betty White, the Niggers Blight.

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thanks, you restored my faith in australians a little bit

Do you mean ((((Klebold)))) ?

Incontinentia Buttocks

Kebab remover

I think Eric would have enjoyed it more.