I want a dog. :(

I want a dog. :(

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Bur does dog want you?

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The most overrated animal on the planet?

No thanks, I'll pass.

They aren't as great as you'd think op, mine can't even take it up the ass without crying.

Holy Shit!

how do you not like dogs? easy to live with, easy to train, loves you unconditionally, worships you like a God, what's not to like?

Dogs are what made it possible for humanity to advance out of the stone age. Without dogs for hunting, herding, and for use as sentries, animal husbandry as we know it may never have developed. And that's assuming you're in a temperate climate. In the arctic dogs are even more important because they're the best land transportation you're going to get until somebody invents the snowmobile.

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Anons! I found the most miserable creature in our species!!

Same here user, but I'm broke and in massive debt, so I cannot get the fence I need for one.

Easy to live with. Kek.
Anyone that like being worshipped like a God has some real problems. Dogs are little bitches. Get some food and they'll love you forever

Me too, particularly a Golden Retriever

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Good boy thread?
Good boy thread!

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>t. friendless incel

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if you know this boi, you also know that he is the goodest of bois

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anyone who dislikes dogs is a worthless garbage person that needs to leave this world asap

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Best girl. She fam.

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Good stuff. Keep it up.

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Go to a shelter and get one. That's where I got my Bowie Bear. He's a good dogger.

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Stfu nigger

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My Bowie Bear. He's chillin.

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Is this a Pomeranian?

what was is not what is.

Fuck toy dogs, teakettles, inbred mutts, pitbulls, etc.


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Are you a muslim or something? Dogs are among the most useful animals, they have many breeds for different purposes.
Cuteness overload
>different coloured eyes
That's a sign of inbreeding. I really have how prominent that is for some breeds like the Australian shepperd.

Fun facts: Dogs can die of a broken heart. They can become so miserable that their original owners are no longer in their lives, even if all of their other needs are being met, that they literally die.

>Easy to live with. Kek.
they are pretty easy to live with as long as you introduce a sense of rigid routine and structure into their lives.

>Owners
This is my only problem with things as is, dogs see us as family, why can't anyone else get over the "it's property" thing?

Ignore the bait, and if it's not bait he's just a fucking cock sucker

How can you not love dogs

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Me dog Kaiser.

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What else would you call them? Saying "parents" implies the dogs that birthed them.

I already love Kaiser :D

>Are you a muslim or something?
come on, you fucking asshole. Wtf is that about?
Her daddy's a muslim. She says FU you inbred asshole.

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fucking dogs pieces of shit. should be allowed to be shot on sight

>Cuz adopted children don't call the adults mom and dad

Poor logic user

Too late and too try-hard

Dogs are haram in the kuran

I actually kind of agree with you but you still haven't suggested a new phrase.

Why do I need to make a new phrase? If you adopt a kid early enough in their life, do they not call you mom or dad? Would the parent not consider the child their own?

Why does there need to be a new phrase?

I know this is bait, but whoever doesn't like having a dog as a pet is a lazy fuck..dogs need attention and exercise..

I didn't mean "new" as in "previously unseen by any human eyes," I just meant "new" as in "something that can replace the current standard."
Mom/dad it is, then.

really don't think the terminology needs to change. it's not like the dogs care which words you use.

It's not to make the dogs feel better, it's to remove the air of "this is an underlying peuece of property" from dogs, so they get better protection and care in our society.

I also want a golden retriever.

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I really despise my retard phones autocorrect. *

"An inanimate piece of property" is what I tyoed

I want a Caucasian Shepard

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whenever cops shoot dogs they should be charged with murder imo

bastards

i liek great danes cuz they're so gentle

anyway here's a picture of a chihuahua accompanied by a daily reminder not to give pug breeders any money

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Same, considering how many incidents are unwarranted killings

you really couldn't just download the pic and post it here?

Tiny dogs have the highest aggression rates among dogs, and have some of the worst medical conditions, generally relating to stuff in their heads. (Nasal, mental issues cuz skull is too small, etc...)

Don't logic me, nerd

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I really want a Shiba Inu (call me a memer all you want I find them adorable and their personalities are pretty great) but both my parents are highly allergic so it would be choosing between having a dog and having my parents visiting, that and they are pretty hard to train and not a very "first dog" friendly

being a muslim dog owner is like being a gay christian. they are in direct conflict with one another.
wtf are you even doing

Shiba's have aggressive tendencies, just an fyi, you have training cut out for you

>Once again religion is causing problems

thats why islam is the wrong religion. We have found proof.

Agree

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Different colour eyes is a gene mutation. Common combination with merle colouring. Also all the different breeds are cause of inbreeding.

my neighbor's dog is in his backward all day long and keeps barking because he doesn't take care of it nor tells him to shut up.
i love dogs but one day i'll throw a piece of black chocolate in there to shut it up, it's a chihuahua so it's not even a real dog anyway

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Call the animal control.

Now we're talking

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what would they do ? if they don't do anything and i end up killing the dog, they'll know it was me

AHAHAHHA

I'm 90% sure dog posts on Yea Forums are just fishing for this kinda shit

i'd kill myself if i had thos nipples