ITT: childhood crushes
crushes before discovering masterbation edition
ITT: childhood crushes
crushes before discovering masterbation edition
Don't judge me.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Nothing is wrong with him. Having a fascination for cuteness is normal
Cindy Crawford in the 80's
Oh damn, long time ago...
Xena
Tank Girl
She looks like my first real crush in school
the comic or Lori Petty? the latter I could understand
who?
Bruh you can't just make me sad like that
lmfao
Lori Petty as tank girl. But more like the comic ( way skankier )
my ex was a dead ringer for her. god did we RP that
Strip tease
I was like 7 and was obsessed with the chick
You ex was dead from ringworm? TF?
In many ways I think she fucked me up too...
no judging
Fuck off, she's mine.
great. now i got to fap to darla crane
you realize that's jane seymore, right?
Good times
Stupid stock photo. But her
Too bad she turned out to be mega jew
Brooke Burke 90s-00s
Is she from this one TV show where all adults died and the kids starting a tribe society?
What do you mean, her current looks?
Same, you know she know her way around a cock.
I got a door poster of her with the gold on her
Who ?
flat faced
The Tribe? i think so,was an awful show thinking about it
Deffo!
Just got some flashbacks when I saw her. Don't remember much. But yeah not so good show. Otherwise I would have watched it regularly.
This, but a few years earlier when she was on Buffy. I'm younger than her and I still feel like a pedophile because when I'm watching reruns of Buffy... well, you get the idea.
or alternatively...
Her
Kenzi, Lost Girl
Holy shit I want her to stomp on me with her greek sandals
ugh, I hated her. But tastes are different.
I do. but as far as I'm informed Jane Seymore hasn't realeased any hardcore pornography yet.
we can hold out faith :)
and all her girlfriends
The blonde chick from that weird 90s sitcom where the alien dad is stuck in a glowing pyramid. Can never remember the show's name.
Out of This World (1987-1991)
Had no idea, so I googled
yup that's the one, def non-sexual crush
sexual crush/awakening goes to xena...mmm that leather
i used to watch this as a kid. There's a really scary episode where she becomes a gross alien in her dream. Freaked me out.
they once measured the length of a timestop by her uncle eating a whole turkey.
That's her. She also did some topless shoots later
Ashley Judd on TNG was perfect
I'm telling you she should get more credit
I mean Will
kelly bundy looked far more cute as a teen
ohh yeah
wow who is that what a hottie
psh she is so plain
You mean innocent, wink wink.
just got a boner searching for her pic
No, I know his name is Wil
CBBC used to replay the five weekly shows on a Sunday morning, it was glorious.
Filename related
nobody posted amanda bynes from the amanda show?
nope, not even (you)
the best
She knows how to really work the balls too mate
Now that was a comedy *crack* *sip*
Conie
Thats will wheaton
Too Fucking Cute
I lold but agree
Honestly, in retrospect she was alot hotter than I realized. That clock stretch thing was hot
How old am I?
Seems I wasn't the only one.
Reminds me of dat whats a computer boygirl
Can't believe nobody has posted her yet.
Damn. 50^
Before and after discovering masturbating more like
Same. I'd eat my own dick if I knew I'd get to fuck her beforehand.
This is what started clown fetishes
Fuck Corey. That piece of shit doesnt know what to do with her
My first realisation that I was bi came with the old Robin Hood BBC show, and this beautiful motherfucker
i'll one up you
God she was such a qt
Her, sabrina the teenage witch and the girl from my girl
you're a disgusting degenerate freak.
Nikki Cox
Denise had a supreme ass.
was her name topanga, should have been tophanga damn those are huge tits
Oh yeah, me too! And still....
>masterbation
are you still a child? It's masturbation buddy.
YEEEESSSSSSS
She was on a State Farm commercial. Had to look it up. I was in love with her
too bad she was lez
I got drunk one night and found her on Facebook and messaged her
Don't laugh but she was so cute
Yoy! Hands off our women goy
Oh hell yeah. The cutest but completely stupid.
Jet from gladiators
Easy choice.
finally someone in this thread with some decent taste !
true,
>also
She was banging in this film.
oldfag reporting
my nigger
lost world for the win
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So this.
Her. Especially since this video
Commie
Forgot all about her, but I had a huge thing for her
I used to fuck a step cousin that looked like her
Banging Viet cong you mean
didn't she join a sex cult and tryed to recruit other actresses to it?
Dont ask. I was like 7
Empty my balls to her more than a few times. Great tits.
i liked her opponent the blond chick better
either you're underage or you discovered masturbation really fucking late.
Don't judge me.
Hell yeah, these kids don't even know who she is
Countless loads blown to her
You're thinking of her from Smallville.
Kimmy was cute, but I liked Stephanie more
Six was hella hott, major booty
ohh
...and when Stephanie grows up, she will suck dicks for meth and get a boob job.
Fuck yeah
I’d still hit it
Shakira's hips are fucking AMAZING
Singer Tiffany. First celeb crush even though I didn’t understand what that meant. Pre boner days
Great bod
She’s sexy indeed
I have two that stand out....
The girl that John Candy's son falls in love with in the movie "the great outdoors"... she was also the love interest in the movie "the boy who could fly"
And Keri Russel... she did some movie where she played in the sprinklers with a wifebeater on....... I'll find the pics for people lazier than me.
Pic related is Keri Russell in Eight Days a week.
def
???
Do you even know what this movie is
Star Troopers?
And here's Lucy Deakens from the great outdoors / boy who could fly
She's the reason I'm into brunettes with blue eyes...
If you really want to see something special, lookup Wonder Woman episode "The Bushwackers". The scene with her on a horse. holy fuckin shit.
I saw this years after it's release, and I was like WTF??!?!?!???!?
Hey she fucks I heard and butt stuff too
You sick fuck.shes my girl you dirty son of a whore
>scrolled through the whole thread for her
>404
here she is
Batshit crazy too. Like breastfeeds her 10 year-old crazy.
She married a plastic surgeon. He can give her tuneups into her 70s.
My Negroid!
do cartoon characters count?
and yeah, that's OC that I did off of broadcast TV back in the day. Don't judge
Kiana's Flex Appeal and there was another one on similar to it with several women, the thick brunette was hot as fuck but I don't recall the name of the show. Came on before the Bionic Six every morning.
i liked her from who is the boss :)
I had no idea how gay I was for Jonathan Brandis.
no.
She was utterly gorgeous.
>when she was on Buffy
I approve of your younger self's taste.
is that one of those kardashians that doesnt look like she looked the same time last year because of all the "improvements"
It's Sabrina Carpenter
While I want to agree, I was perfectly aware of masturbation when I first saw her.
And holy fuck did I masturbate while thinking about her.
Sailor Mercury for me
I can barely imagine the fetishes this must've started.
McKayla
Yeah, this be it.
First TV crush in kindergarten.
especially in waterworld when shes like half naked the whole time
Sure, why not.
Also, everyone played Catwoman on the old 60s Batman show made my special place feel funny.
Nice Altered pic, but here is the real one.
Jet from Gladiators
lightning was hot af too
my goal in life was to be that wolf gladiator
Milla Jovovich?
Such a shame she cut em off
Yasss
Leann Tweeden! The one who got Franklin in trouble. Can't believe I forgot that lol
She was hot until she opened her mouth as a lib tard.
If you were jacking off in the 90s and didn’t blow some loads to the Nanny you’re homo
you like her more now she grew to be tall and giant titties
Can you shut up and let us appreciate the thread without bringing political bull shit into it?
I want her to step on my balls with her huge fucking clown shoes
As much as Simpsons is a classic, I never found any of the characters attractive even as a young horny teen.
>tfw it's a pigtail episode
youtube.com
i think she looks great and all.. but you can tell that this picture was MAJORLY shooped. probably not even her body.
Somehow ive not ended up being deviant as fuck. Im pretty normal and well rounded when it comes to my sexual and interests.
I think i realised how weird it was and made it a personal goal never to be that strange again
Why is this shitty thread still going?
a ridiculous amount to this girl
Damn that chubby girl from Three and Half Men sure grew up.
Lots of good answers in this thread but this
>Natalie Portman
>this girl
I could spot those fucking bangs from the opposite end of a god damn city.
smart woman
This is now an Ellen Page page.
i preferred the younger Emmeline
hijacked
Bow to your perfect queen or face death.
meet your demise
surrender yourself to the queen
the end is nigh
I remember finding her really damn attractive as a kid.
Even as a nagging know-it-all.
wallow in despair
Bump
I think it's kind of horrible how they whitewashed Hermoine in the movies, since she was clearly meant to be black according to the books
>"girl"
How does she kill threads so perfectly?
I concur.
This epidemic of taking well written negro-centric characters and just white washing them as some random white girl is deplorable. But at least they didn't make her blonde or ginger.
She was the hottest woman alive during that time
Lying sack of shit, they even have a references to her being white in the books. It wasn't until recently that JK jumped on the race-wagon horseshit.
Prisoner of Azkaban – pg 293:
"Hermiones white face was sticking out from behind a tree
'Harry Hurry' she mouthed."
this
I think he's making a joke.
I was so obsessed. I married a lookalike. Sometimes she will wear clothes from the 80’s cause she knows it drives me bananas
She was clearly wearing makeup, you racist
i learned about masturbation at 5
i got my first crush at 11/12.
oh well. ihm
oof, just tired of all this race bullshit.
Next you'll tell me that Dumbledore wasn't a fudgepacker
I'll have to ask him next time I see him railing Potter.
Nah, he was a dragon fiddler.
Lacey Chabert is 1 year older than me and you better fucking believe my happy ass beat my meat to fucking death at this movie.
Never liked her, she seemed like a bitch to Wayne
The original Buffy, meat was pulverized a few times to her indeed.
My name is Tommy and when I was younger I would close my eyes and replay parts of episodes where she would say "Tommy" and boy lemme tell you no one has nutted harder than I did to that sht.
A black wearing white face.
I find that racist against whites
Not to mention she had those photo's with her and lesie photos with vanessa hudgens too
I discovered masturbating because my first crush
Ma nigga
Since it's past bump limit