Take the test, post your results here. Let's see how Yea Forums feels about politics

You're killing your father, Larry.

Never watched that movie

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Tell me

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Please don't vote.

I bet you love white bread and pre-sliced cheese.

I'd only not vote if some conservative dom kept me chained up on voting day

Hum not really, i prefer good cheese and nice bread thanks

well here is my latest from 2 years ago, I should make another...

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Not bad.

Essentialism, Capitalism, productivism. All very logical traits.

Interesting. You just seen so indecisive on your politics. I pegged you for a bland motherfucker.

Why are you so faggy?

No idea, I blame Yea Forums probably and consuming tons of porn.

It didn't do that to me.

Anyone else annoyed that the symbol for Laissez-faire is a bunch of butterflies?

Well not everything affects us equally. I'm just a faggot lol

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it apears I found the only non moron ITT so far.
updating with a fresh test
everyone else seems to be a normie or leftist retard

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117 questions, oh hell naw!!

Imagine knowing how the economy works, post made by communism gang

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Imagine thinking about anyone else. Post made by feelings gang

I thought the questions were too generalized.

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Ah a fellow essentialist. Fuck your socialism

Yeah, there should be some more input by someone who isn't ESL.

OP again. The result I posted at first is an old one. This is how I scored now

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what am I?

the questions are just too.... ambiguous or generalized, I could use the same thought to do good or fuck everyone...

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>what am I?
Pinko.

i did the do

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Work for the fatherland and our families! Fuck those parasite socialists

wewo

let the butthurt comments flow

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Which questions stood out to you as the most indicative of your beliefs, commie scum?

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>Uses a picture of possible germans in ww1
>against a commie
whew lad

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Good for you, comrade.

Eat the rich

>what am I
clearly a faggot

Found the morally deficient ancap.

Point and laugh at his inherent selfishness and contempt for his fellow man.

You mean the only source of growth in an economy?

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But user, I want a monarchy.

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Can a big brained user please explain. I am a retarded.

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Click the link at the top that explains what each axis means.

Sexual orientation is a social construct.
What does this mean?

"Do you think that gay is a choice?"

r8

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What's the end goal of humanity in your eyes?

Do you want to explore space? End human suffering? Unify under a direct democracy? Prevent ecological disaster? All of the above?

Know that most of these things won't happen in our lifetime, but the decisions we make today will move us either toward or away from those goals in the future. Then, study the nuances of each of these ideas and decide which one gets you closer.

Start by reading Hegel to understand the human condition. The "End of History" is best described as the end of suffering, as all major historical events in human history have occurred as a result of peoples rebuke of oppressive ideas in favor of social, economic, and political change. Sometimes for the better, sometimes not.

Understanding each of these ideas presented in the website and the nuances within will help you to understand what you believe the best path forward for humanity is.

Choosing to simply side with whichever is more profitable and easier for you today, and intentionally ignoring the potential struggles of future generations to come is also an option. However, making such a decision is both shallow and destructive, and you are going to be held partly responsible for any increased levels of oppression and injustice that occur in the future you advocated for.

Just remember that you're not only looking out for yourself, but the future of mankind.

when are you faggots going to get on my level?

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Eat what part of the rich comrade :P

Thanks

that's because you're gross and retarded

I love being insulted so don't worry, that's all good.

What's your stance on guns?

>i want monarchy

neck yourself

anarchy or fuck off

couldnt care less

i mean you're halfway there with being a bootlicker already so it's not really a stretch...

>Choosing to simply side with whichever is more profitable and easier for you today, and intentionally ignoring the potential struggles of future generations to come is also an option. However, making such a decision is both shallow and destructive, and you are going to be held partly responsible for any increased levels of oppression and injustice that occur in the future you advocated for.
>Just remember that you're not only looking out for yourself, but the future of mankind.
That's a load of horse shit.
I only have another 40 years in me. I'm not going to have kids. If I die, all future problems cease to exist. If some technological miracle happens that keeps everyone from dying, then all future problems would be able to be solved anyway by this new miracle science. There is no reason to plant a tree.

r8

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Funny enough I don't like bootlickers, on the other side of the political spectrum. But I suppose I am a big bootlicker for my side

How would you feel about them if the government decided to take away your rights to legislative representation?

>i don't like bootlickers

your answers say otherwise but ok

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sheesh you have the holy symbol

I'll lick a boot if it's red :P

i'm not a communist but i'd let you lick my red boots

Even hotter honestly, I can't lie

good, i like driving red sluts into submission

like. if they take the guns? either way i doubt i'd care unless i became a gun junkie within the next couple years but :shrug:

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Fuckkk don't get me going and horny right now

Roast me

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i'm going to economically exploit the shit out of you and make you suck cock for cash you communist whore

there is nothing to roast
your just boring

A capitalist cock sucking machine... fuck I hate that I love that, exploit the fuck out of my mouth

goddamn this is both hillarious and hot as fuck at the same time. i don't even care if you're fucking around with me at this point

Sad part is I am really not fucking around with you, I find it super hot

No, I mean if they took away your rights to choose your leaders and vote on laws. Wouldn't you want guns then?

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Does Yea Forums approve?

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that's kinda fuckin hot. got an email?

Wouldn't communicate via email lmao.

Blue. The flag of indecisiveness.

goddamnit you red whore keep talking to me

Mostly. I'm quite a bit more progressive, but that's it.

How can you agree with revolutionism and conservatism at the same time?

You got like kik or discord or somethingg haha?

Lol what's boring about it? Honestly, I'm curious

just set up a fake email

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

i mean. im not boutta shoot people lmao. but that would be pretty shitty, a riot would prolly happen so if anything i'd need a gun to defend against that stuff/participate depending on how everything would go

I cbf doing thattt

Palpatine did nothing wrong.

god damn you you fucking red slut. just set one up

All of them. Eating the rich is the only ethical consumption under capitalism

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this is my result using my legitimate answers, what the fuck do i do to get better guys?

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"I don't have a future so why should I care about fucking it up for anyone else"

There's a reason people like you are the minority. You don't care about your fellow man. God forbid you work towards a future that would prevent others from feeling as helpless and nihilistic as you.

The Red Coats are jacking up the price of your tea because you couldn't vote on it. You ain't got a gun. What are you gonna do?

Nooooo, I really don't wanna :P

I don't feel helpless or nihilistic. I just don't believe in the same causes you do, and I don't want to help you.

your capitalist overlord demands it

if history is anything to go by, boycott and throw a riot or whatever

Or maybe write a stern letter. Eh, Satan?

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You're not even my overlord yet tho haha.

who even got time for this bs

Mostly wondering if anyone here comes close to me. Don't expect it though with the shit I get to see here.

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TAXATION IS THEFT

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Only if the government is so shit you are paying for nothing.

but i could be...

Communism and capitalism are two sides of the same jewish coin.

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Here you go

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You don't believe in making the world a better place?

Me too

I know... but I really don't wanna do an email. Could you do an easier and better messaging service?

For myself, not for people that will live after I am dead.

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no. the market has spoken. do it.

Almost as if the test is working

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im assuming the grey area is a buffer, because im definitely more than 50 or so percent conservative

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Go on /pol/

How is this crap related!?

I see that basicly everyone here has the ”Pragmatic” badge

how'd i do?

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grey are questions you didnt understand and didnt answer.

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my n-word

But why? How do you square that?

Top that faggots

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stern letters are my favorite. they're very effective at getting your point across, especially when it;s not even read

Because it has no impact on my life. Why should I waste my resources on something that I will never take part in?

My only regret is getting 10% communist.

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nigger

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Superior leftist checking in, my wife's boyfriend could totally beat all of you up

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just not interresting everything is kinda balanced exept conservatism

Jesus fuggin Jones I don’t have time for that shit, and half the questions in have been about my opinions on gender. Who fuckin cares, seriously, all this hypothetical utopianism is irrelevant. The US has made itself the #1 most popular enemy of the world, and it’s population will be first to be eradicated in the next century, before the inoculated Chinese just walk through, take the place over and add it to their territory. The only surviving vestiges of this nation will be those who escaped this planet on ships, to be chased down by robotic assessing ships so they don’t breed and return.

This is the only future that matters to your country.

The country’s people will be eradicated

Lol those liberal questions.

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i'd call you a phonefag, but your results are alright.

Hope some spic will flay your face you liberal faggots

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R8

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If it took out all people on earth and left only the chingchongs, that would solve a lot of problems.

Hello comrade

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>the incel code of conduct boys

Because part of the human condition is to care about our future.

There's no way to refute what you're saying, but that doesn't mean it won't have an overtly negative impact on our future. For the vast majority of people, whom don't share your worldview, propogating such a negative impact for future generations is something we instinctually work against.

If you don't share that sense of connectedness with your fellow man, it can be helped. We just have to bank on keeping people like you a minority.

Just remember everything bad that creates and contributes to your own suffering and injustices today were created by people who has the same thoughts you did.

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10% correct.

What do you even know about communism?

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>My only regret is getting 10% communist.
true amerifat

almost forgot

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My result

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I bet you’re a trap too.

I pay for pussy. Not an involuntary celibate.
That's not an argument, it's a poor attempt at a guilt trip.

Yeah I'm on my phone. Eat shit if you don't like it.

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kinda stupid how there were also facts in there
I dont agree with the labels either, I dont think communism works but I also dont think """democracy"""" works

people are too corrupt for any form of government to ever work
we can only hope one day we can create AI that will rule fair and equal without egoistic desires

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Sure. But just because it's a guilt trip doesn't make it any less true

How did I do fags?

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Just because it's true doesn't have anything to do with the price of tea in China. I know a guy who ate a snail in biology class once. That's true, but it doesn't mean I should join PETA.

Not anymore. If you had any perspective of what a total failure the human species is at this point, you’d understand why the only thing of significance left to do is end the species. And even if you did delude yourself into thinking the ultimate purpose of life is to make the world a better place, you ultimately end up at the same conclusion. For the maximum benefit to life on earth, everything else but erasing the human species from the face of the earth is just lip service. Lucky for life on earth, advances in biotech have outpaced humans pitiful attempts at developing functional philosophy to live by, and is currently placing the means to wipe out the entire species in the hands of every shitty culture of halfwits in the world, pretty much ensuring it happens.

can't say i'm surprised

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kinda smart how the american political system groups in revolutionary ideologies and communism with LGTB nonsense and other retarded practises to keep all their power

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Close, I think we would be frens

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Fuck you commies

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I'm the guy below you. How come I don't have a sword??

discord dot gg/MbzXJV

Discord to exchange amateur nudes, come check it out, invite expire soon

probably relates to being a monarchist

Makes sense

Everyone who doesn't match mine exactly is wrong.

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I believe “in” as little as possible. Making the world a better place was a goal in the 1960s & 1970s, but I’ve watched three generations of people abandon that goal and do everything they can to work against it instead. The human animal just isn’t any better than the absolute shittiest of primates, the chimpanzee.

Chimps are aggressive psychos. Humans discovered relativity.

But what does it mean?

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Means you'd fit in an any country but you stand for nothing, great job.

One human discovered relativity. Newton Bohr & Einstein are one-in-a-billion freaks of nature, not representative of everyone in the species at all.
Humans are just as aggressive as chimps, be it in their primitive social hierarchies, those transposed into business and politics, or their frequent rageouts.

One chimp may have deduced Newton’s calculus and laws for all we know, we’re not really up to the task of understanding other species languages to find out. ...lol we expect them to learn ours.

Apparently I have shared highest rehabilitative justice, and highest progressism so far in the thread.

I wasn't the only one with 0% conservatism though!

I was surprised I was beaten by fairly many on ecology... I've got a bachelor in environmental science :P

anarcho-syndicalist here.

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REEEEEE

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88% rehabilitative justice is actually highest in the thread so far!

Wow. You reaaally like capitalism :P

I'm on the opposite side but that's pretty neato how capitalist they are. They'd hate me lmao

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globalists hate me

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Or maybe I just really hate communism?

You hate me? :(

I'm kind of a walking contradiction.

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Only the dirty red commie fuck inside of you. I'm sure the rest is fine.

Based

Goshh that's a hot description. I'm a proud dirty commie fuck

Only good commie is a dead commie.

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Revolt against the modern world.

God, Family, Nation

Some questions are tough when man currently acts as though there are no objective truths and in the interest of selfishness over the betterment of their people family and most importantly the objective Truth.

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balanced, unlike you edgelords

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Oh my I am a big progressive commie boi

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Come on

You guys are all cucks.

That's what the far right look like

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"i'm soo smart, communism will work man, stop being racist"

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You are a larping gay by default since you are French
Go to sleep now, or you'll lose your wagie job

Ez

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I feel left out now

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Well im from ex Yugoslavia sooo... im not surprised that communism is so strong showing

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fuck these moronic assholes wanting socialism in our country

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Extras Jackpot.

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I'm a commie I guess. Fuck me right?

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Except conservatives don't even know what it is.
It isn't even socialism for so many reasons.

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Fat pig

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these area really shit questions.

>t. faggot

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discord
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