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M37, 99% straight, entrepreneur.

Any good movies?

25 or 26/straight/unemployeed

37/Straight/Neurosurgeon

99% straight = 100% homosexual

23/bi/private security contractor

this girl has a tiny pussy

30/m/straight/married/removalist

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33,bi-male,employed

41
99 straight. I would a passable trap, but I'm not actually looking.
Boeing mechanic.

lol your planes are like retarded and kill etheropeans

Etheopians*

34
Married, sex when i want.
No job. I am what you would call a kept man.

23 M / Str8 / Suit salesman
I wanna become an aircraft mechanic. How's the work environment?

Nice. I wanna be a useless piece of shit with a sugar mama

60/married/straight/retired

Eurobusses kill more,

Daaaamn. Nigga jealous AF.

Yes, I am. That's what I said.

I get paid to fuck. I have over 30k in my savings. I just went to new York with my her for her business trip and spent my days in clubs and high class restaurants.

Stay salty fucker.

She's coming home in an hour to choke on my cock while you jerk off in your mother's stained panties.

Sucks balls harder than the gayest man you can find.

And I pointed it out dumb fuck. I bet he fuckin her friends too.

Damn you're assravaged. You're a useless piece of shit but he said he's genuinely jealous you dense fuck. If you're this defensive about your situation maybe you should go out and do something with your life. And 30K is paltry.

What is there to point out? I literally said I'm jealous. Do you have a disease?

26 / straight male / data scientist

I got a little ticked true. The 30k is cash. I didnt mention all the shit she buys.

define entrepreneur

You do know where we are? We all got a disease fam.

Wait how is he useless? Technically he does have a job.

He doesn't have a job just like being a "kept man" in mommy's basement buying tendies with good boy points is not a job either.

He's a basement dwelling faggot with a wife instead of a mom

How's the pay? Do you have your A&P? I heard that's where the big bucks come in.

I think yall just jealous. I would kill to have that.

Im used to the jealousy my man. I'll get over it on our cruise coming up in a few weeks.

36 year old male. Slightly bi. Senior enlisted military.

36, straight male, full time employed

I want to impregnate her desperately.

Server with no rulez,anything goes

Post/ do anything your heart desires

discord .. gg /
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For an "unskilled" worker, meaning no college degree, its the best you can find,

25, straight male, Toolmaker

22, straight male, no job. Been on Chan since 2008.

45/M/Banker

What do you not like about the field? Being a jet mechanic ain't "unskilled". i bet all the engineers that design the jets wouldn't be able to even identify half the parts that make up the engine, much less turn a wrench to fix one.

26 / 99,9% straight / in couple / test engineer on aero & defense.

39m, straight, functional alcoholic. bout to quit my job because im opening a small machine shop. Living the dream!

39m/straight/engineer

32/male/Truck Service Advisor in training

18, straight (virgin), uni

38/permavirgin/mechanicfag

My dad used to work on F-15s for the air force, and he's no genius. It's high precision work, but not especially complicated once you know how. And it's not that the engineers couldn't work on the planes if they had to, but like with any job, you have to learn the processes.

The field is remarkably dumed down. each job is so close and short circuited that lieteralloy anyone could do it.

35 straight blackjack dealer

22, bicurious, private security contractor.
Whack.

15 unemployed virgin

I see.
So is it worth getting into? I was doing engineering but I quit cuz I hated it. Is the pay decent?

29/male/ straight / lawyer

Walmart guard driving a 1993 Ford Ranger with flashing amber light.

20/bi/labour

35 male / straight / own my own company

20M / Straight / Military

You know you can get banned for posting that even if you're just being oh-so-funny.

37/very/gov. intelligence

Once you max out itss about 36 an hour. plus really good benefits. The people are absolute shit.

18/lots of sex with females/ dsa

dub dubs! Respeck Boss Man

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38/fucking them hoes (by "hoes" I mean my wife) /Interpreter

>the people are absolute shit

Kek I think that's just how working in a shop is. Just a big group of men left to devolve into apes. As much of a sexist as I am, we do benefit from a female presence.

I see. Thanks for information my man. Long may the sun shine on thee.

14, straight, work at an ice cream shop.

24 male
Fiancée just got on the pill and now I'm cumming inside her
Full-time grocery store employee

18
Heterosexual
Student

19m/bi/software engineer student

40/straight, married/in-house lawyer for a major tech company

24/straight/network and security consultant

are you me

am at an irish pub ;_;

This is such an obvious troll

proof of your age, now

This is such an obvious troll.

23/Straight/Bouncer, HVAC student

74/m/hetero/retired

>30k in savings
Subpar user subpar
I would’ve gotten the bitch to claim me on her taxes and sign over that will. That’s how I know you’re not going to pound town on that old hag, what got you there in the first place fucker?

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33/single/employed

23/Straight/Gas attendant

ITT: larping normies

27/straight/security supervisor
>tits unrelated

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19/not a virgin but recently single, hence sexually inactive/tech support dweeb

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aka a hopeful failure

22/straight/tattoo artist

21, straight, radiographer

>27
>Straight male
>Broke as shit.

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Which one?

64, retired from sex, king of France

57 male public masterbator

44, happily straight-married but willing to cop to some queer history, Management Consultant.

21 - Straight - Unemployed college student

You are either a virgin or have a dick the size of a fire hydrant.

32/straight/Paramedic.

nice try buddy. all you retards literally cataloging yourselves

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25, straight, welder/fabricator

18/bi/student

20M/straightasaspiritlevel/product designer

22/straight/Firefighter/Paramedic

23/totally straight (Fap to traps isn't gay)/ Engineer

16/pan/student

26/married/pansexual male/mechanic

Funnily enough, even though I like dick on some men and on traps, I'm against gay marriage and hate the left.

^same guy here.. I'm pretty sure I'm straight. I tried curveballing but it didn't work out.