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when I masturbated with shampoo that one time, why did it make the skin on my balls flake off like an onion?
You probably used the wrong brand. Try a moisturizing shampoo next time.
1:15am here, but ill believe you.
what do you even look for here? you've got everything anyone wants. tits and vagina
Why the piercings?
Do you like showing off your body to all these men?
For the sex.
Yes ;3 rawr xD xD
Got a paypal that accepts donations?
Wanna see my balls? Ripped a gaping hole in my underwear and now they hang out.
Does your mother know you suck your daddies dick.
kik? pussy?
Legit one here. I have my nipples pierced as well, over a year and a half ago. Pretty much fully healed but constantly getting junk around the ends of the bar. If I sweat a ton working manual labor they get sore or infected. How did you take care of yours?
Not OP, but I do. No dick though.
Who is holding up that timestamp?
tits or gtfo
Can you lick your own nipples?
Ever chowed box?
What is the difference between a duck?
vagina time?
Ass please damn ide fuck you
Is right boob bigger than left boob?
Only cause she doesn't ;)
First, by not being a pleb (no manual labor)
Second, saline soak and soap.
That would be my soi boi beta cucc
yes, but I have my bois do it
Once but not really
The f
A 4channer? kek
Women are overly emotional because it was evolutionarily beneficial to be hysteric over the brood, while men show greater cognizance because they hunted in the dark to feed the babymakers, right?
Have you ever given a handjob with just your thumb?
spread your pussy open and take a pic
You want to talk evolution? Every generation roughly 20% of the males do not procreate. Evolutionary rubbish they call them
Lol fag
What makes for a sexually attractive male?
not a question but
Face Down Ass Up
I do it because I enjoy it. Not too many of these faggots can brag about paid off 300k house. Spare me your disdain.
I do the saline soak, and obviously use soap, however the problem is being gone for a couple days at a time on a work site. I'll probably have to get a mister and use the salt solution with it.
Nice. Thanks.
Isn't faggotry a worst genetic dead-end? Asking for your friends.
What's one of your nastiest kinks
Does your boyfriend moan when you fuck him?
have you ever been fucked by more than one guy at a time
>The f
Wrong.
Someone has to do manual labor user.
A gigantic penis, a six figure salary, a BDSM fetish, blond hair, 6'+, 7"+, you know the type.
Disgusting
There are worse genetic dead ends. Like the autism you have
Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Hey I know those tits.
Do you think you’re more attractive than your boyfriend?
Someone always does, I do it because I use it to keep in shape. Get paid to get gains.
Hastily scribbled timestamp on a ratty folded envelope, walmart clothes. Hand holding it up fat on government cheese, but does light work, fast food or something motion repetitive.
Place is likely a mess, much like the two clowns posting this. No chick with a hot face and any self respect gets nipple piercings. Badly needs a boob job, likely wants one but cannot afford it.
Sucks to be you OP.
Like you said paid off 300k house.
How quickly can you make yourself cum?
You into BBC?
Spread pussy
That's how you do it. Respect.
Real life Sherlock
When im fucking a girl, do they like it when i bottom out on the cervix, or should i not thrust that deep?
How would you like a hot load of cum in your dirty little pussy?
Yeah, and so does my husband
So many times omg
That's why there are so many plebs!
Apples and oranges
let's see them ceps boi
>o fuk sides are in orbit
30 seconds or less. let's hear that vagina envy boys
Not as much as it gets into me
Post your boy's penis
Ballsguy here.
Mildly impressed by how sad your little butt is.
Got any tattoos?
>30 seconds or less
Miss Stamina over here
Is your Dad disappointed in you?
That envelope is from a collection agency. OP is either a hideous female or an old ragged out TS thats been on hormone therapy since the 20th century.
Would you want to be this girl?
you fukin slut
Negging went out of style when cucks became stylish
He's so proud of his little slut :D
Look at my spread pussy!
Ever had 2 cocks in your mouth at once?
Oh 12 year olds...
Go to bed
>Ask a femanon anything
I would but I'm too busy fapping.
Show your butt
Would you ever sell porn
Everyone wants you to show your clit
Degenerate attention thot
How much did it hurt to get your nipples pierced? Can you cum just from having them stimulated?
Is my dick big enough?
Not op
Would like to see you fucking my gf
discord
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Why do women get so sensitive about being called fat and being called old. You don’t even have to directly say it, if tou even hint it by accident they get all moody.
Also, what do you like a guy to do to you in bed that really turns you on?
I'm in my late 40s, btw. pic is about 6 months old. also a sucker for compliments. thx
would love to meet your wife, but a bad experience as a bull so I won't do anymore
55108 masterrace reporting.
When you say BDSM fetish, are you more referring to the “D” or the “S” for him to do to you?
You can tell this is a real woman because she never shuts up.
Do you enjoy creampies?
What kind of animal is in the pic?
Is it dead?
Why would I envy a vagina when my dick doesn't have periods and will never have to push a baby out of it?
I checked that box last night and again this morning
What self respecting woman would want two cocks in her mouth at once??? Jesus christ, dude
;)
Do you buy porn from girls on Yea Forums?
I kinda got off on the pain and yes actually
Post pic of time stamp nigger
no
no
I like to lock his little clitty up in chastity and put a dogtail buttplug in and teach him new tricks for 'treats' (my pussy ayyo)
Oh man that's the best
Duh
What are your initials? Do you have any tattoos?
If you were to die today are you 100% sure you’d go to heaven?
>Do you buy porn from girls on Yea Forums?
no, but I've bought from onlyfans. curious what you think of it; does the idea turn you on or repulse you?
Damn the picture of your pussy is a real turn off I always knew the girls on Yea Forums were just as bad as the guys
Please girl, I've already fucked my wife twice today and ran out of cum, but you making it hard to not fap
> (You)
>Post pic of time stamp nigger
why? and why calling me a nigger, I'm brown, not black.
>vagina envy
my sides
>Get a big dick, don’t have to take breaks, balls smashing puss, get to aim your piss, shoot projectiles at villians, wave it around and play with it, get a meat drum to smack idiots with
>get a stinky hole that is always painful, bleeds once a month, gets stretched beyond belief in order to procreate, get sand caught in it at the beach, don’t get to stick it in anything
I’d choose a dick and balls anyday
Ever “snowballed” with a male partner?
Smallest a dick can be while remaining satisfying?
>I like to lock his little clitty up in chastity and put a dogtail buttplug in and teach him new tricks for 'treats' (my pussy ayyo)
I like the idea of femdom, but it just doesn’t seem practical, women would just view you as weak. I always have to be the dominate one. How’d you convice your S.O. to do it? Seems against the grain
you can put the paper back over it now
Post sharpie in pooper
Into chastity and BBC? You sound amazing! I'd *love* to talk to you. If you have Kik, my username is Marcus1465!
Post ass completely bent over, not that slightly bent over shit you pulled earlier
May I have your permission to masturbate to your pussy?
any cuck experience with your bf or with who?
attention
6'4" with a middle class job and gravy benefits. Would you marry me if I agreed to let an alpha father our children (I've been tested and have almost no sperm)?
PEOPLE WILL PAY- look... I'm not going to explain to you the benefits of a vagina
My initials are KKK and I tattoo
see >Why calling me a nigger
NIGGER PLEASE
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Ever heard of a female paypig?
No!
7
He convinced me
Is BBC Your favorite?
Nipples are pierced, and you get off on the pain. Did you masturbate while your nipples were pierced?
Did you every do temporary piercings (needle play) before getting them pierced permanently?
Ever cum just from pain or do you need the pain with other stimulus?
Are you serious about sucking your dad's dick, or fucking around? (expect just fucking around, but had to ask)
How old are you?
Are 15cm decent to pleasure?
>796826432 here
Congrats you got a sweaty ass faggot on Yea Forums to think you’re hot. Do you want a cookie? Doesn’t change the fact that your an fat ass who is so ugly they won’t even post their face
I’m jealous your husband gets to feel your pussy and I’m stuck with my dick in my hand
>Ever heard of a female paypig?
Nope. Listen, having a dick and balls is 1000x times better than having a vagina, you don’t get to put your penis into vaginas? How do you live?
Poor women, they will never understand the joy of dominating women I feel bad for them.
To put it in terms a womamn could understand: It’s like having a giant sentient diamond that you can have sex with and get to make you food and to do menial chores at your pleasure.
>he convinced me
I can never understand this. Why do guys want to be dominated by women? They aren’t made for it. Just get him to fuck you while choking you out like a normal man.
Question: Why are you such a lying fag?
OP here. That's really tiny. You should be embarrassed to show that to any woman.
*** SCHOOL SHOOTER ALERT ***
I am into the extermination of all the niggers and jews
You may have permission to masturbate to the thought of someone else fucking me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No, but I did just get blacked
I fuck my fathers and uncle-brother-sons as well
I'm 800 years old.
what the fuck did you fucking say to me you little faggot [etc]
op here lies
You're small. Get over it. That's a stubby dick and doesn't do anything for me.
Why does my cock get hard when i watch blacked
Fucking roastie whore. I hope you get gang raped to death by 3 dozen africanus criminalus breeding bulls. You deserve it for being a degenerate whore.
>floppy cunt with no timestamp
failed quads get alert
You'd probably enjoy it because you're a reddit tier whore and you're not allowed to think bad thoughts about niggers. I hope they film it.
>796827492 here
Give me your height and weight to prove me wrong then dumbass, I’ll be able to tell if your lying btw
What’s the point?
I was going to give you instructions, but I decided against it because I felt bad. You have serious mental problems OP, why the fuck are you posting naked pictures of yourself online?
What would your father think?
*** SCHOOL SHOOTER ALERT ***
>What would your father think?
She's probably fucked her father, and so he's just as much of a degenerate as she and the rest of /b is, get over it and yourself fag
I am 6'7" and 43.7 lbs
I'm milkin' you boys for teh lulz
Don't threaten me with a good time. You can watch for a premium ;)
My father would be fapping to this right now...
Why does it look like if i took you out to eat i would need a table for two, six figures for the bill and a third chair for...well...also you.
Also your labia look like they are ready to start a boxing career.
>Lol
That pussy looks fuckin delicious. Sexy ass girl!!
b's virgins might not like to think so, but this is the ideal female
Kys. People like you are the reason a lot of females behave like entitled brats
Rate my cock, whore.
>My knight in shining armor! ;3
Sure topkek
when i masturbated with shampoo that one time, my urethra burned like fire after i came
>Don't threaten me with a good time. You can watch for a premium ;)
How can I send money right now? I'm a suicidal paypig that is more or less financially ruined. Another several thousand means nothing to me at this point. Please drain me until I give up and end my miserable life!
Kek
Pull labia apart
get it out
Fuck I wish I was this alpha!
Please squish me between your thighs and make me your sub slave who makes you breakfast in bed and then kisses your soft pink soles as you giggle.
I’m so alone I want to end it all
KEK Wow. Just kys brah.
Looks like a twinkie
Do you have a penis? Because your tits look like chemically induced trapbags
If the milk ain't flowing, you're not worth knowing whore!
You're on to something.
>OP says she fucked guys
>OP is always a fag
>Guy fucking Guy = fag.bat
Therefore op is a fag
Why are you my girlfriend?
This needs stretched with something.. wanna see those lips wrapped around something that barely fits
how come women aren't ever as funny as men?
Your pussy looks like a Halo energy sword
>69828052 here
I see you’re afriad of the truth fatass, this is my last reply, see you never Faggot
Time to feel inferior. Perfection in the house.
Wow.... touche
OP, why aren't you perfect like her?
Join this server filled with lonely egirls with daddy issues
discord .. gg /
u3tmtN6
10/10 tiddays user.
Piercings make my iron the big iron
>gets turned on by shafts
Fag
What do girls do when theyre not horny?
Blacks move love your initials. Show tat?
ex dee rawr
1/10 lock it up, boy
Hey man. Stop it. Get some help.
>When I slam my dick in the door it hurts what do
Men might not know but this is actually the ideal penis
k
Typical Friday night
You really know how to rev a girl up don't you, boy
I'm not lonely, just enjoying Saturday night with my hubs
Tits are always nice but those nipple piercings are likely going to make problems when you have a little baby user crying out for milkies and all of that scar tissue fucks up your milk flow. I hope being a whore was worth having malnourished children.
How do I get a girlfriend OP
OP is an ugly tranny.
>Hey man. Stop it. Get some help.
Too late for that. Have a nice rest of your life being a whore.
Have a nice rest of your (short) life as an autist
Tranny/10
OP here take it or leave it but I'm done. Goodnight. Thanks for the attention I've had fun being an attention thot
Facts.
Have fun OP
Don't get too many herpes
I'd nut all in you don't worry femanon.
How'd you know how to properly begin a thread as a femanon? So many user don't understand.
Cunt pic for proof
Also, job, salary?
The same way she gets by in life
>flashes her tits to get things done.mpeg
Really?? 1/10...? Any specifics?
Is touching a boob like a bag of sand?
I recognize your tits are you from danemark
Yeah, it looks like a twinkie
Nice reference to yourself
it’s more like a bag of cytoplasm mixed with some cement powder but without it turning hard
Bra size?
not producing milkies/000
They look like a pair I’ve seen on Florida
Weird how you can be female yet be such a faggot
404
Now wait a second! That bar code on the bottom of that letter has your address on it and is used by the machines at the post office to quickly sort mail.
YOU BETTER DELETE THAT IMAGE NOW! If you can't, then the MODS better delete if for you.
Holy shit that was stupid of you to use THAT EXACT PIECE OF PAPER!
So you saw it too. What a dumb bitch.
Because it was a-peeling?
Do you believe in opposite sex friendship?
Why?
And could casual sex happen with a friend who doesn't get sex at home and have an open relationship status, and she knows? (Asking for a friend)
you the best
>admits sexual fantasies about her family members
>Posts a picture of a letter with a USPS bar code on it that contains her address
What a dumbfuck.
Minnesota huh?
Was math invented or discovered?
Fuck for dollars?
Server filled with slutty egirls with daddy issues
discord .. gg /
u3tmtN6
I wouldn’t fuck that if you held a gun to my head. What an ugly marionette looking cunt
Fuck off FBI
Discovered. The system of expressing math, however, was invented.
post more pics
o hi
Mao ze DONG?
nah just great leader xi
No, just Winnie the Pooh
checkd
Protips for future camwhores:
1) Don't post pictures that have usernames/passwords in the background.
2) Don't post pictures with fucking bar codes in them unless its the barcode on something like a box of cereal. This dumb bitch literally posted her home address ITT because its transcribed onto the bottom of USPS mail.
3) Don't post shit that can be used against you. For all you know, you could've violated rule 1 and 2 and the things you said could make things much worse. Snitches deserve stitches even when they snitch on themselves.
Great to have you here xi jinping
Great to wreck a thot thread
Server with no rulez,anything goes
Post/ do anything your heart desires
discord .. gg /
u3tmtN6
fuck off bot
big gae
Moar plane
Can i get in on this bomb dropper
thanks for the reinforcements m8
Bow to your perfect queen or face death.
meet your demise
surrender yourself to the queen
the end is nigh
wallow in despair
what was the image limit again?
Bump limit reached. Now you all burn.
pic related is the only lady i care about
how can thots even compete?
she's a beauty, isn't she?
Nazi salute picture please.
True
Too bad most men have to settle for women
image limit reached, mission accomplished
true, women don't even have stealth technology
Why was that your mission?
because thots need to know their opinions are worthless. Show dem freeloaders their place