How do I get a girlfriend that looks like this?

car, decent job so you can take her out to eat and go shopping. have some wit and humor, good personality. it goes a loooong way, even w/o great looks.

Yeah but how though?
And how does that help me?

Be black or rich

Buy one.

fuck off do not call women like this faggots.

I spy a penis tuck, I know you spy one too

Find a fat girl with a cute face and get her to exercise

Kek... wait..

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Chloroform and stockholm syndrom

get a life

Minecraft man...if you do the craft they crave the shaft

Drugs

be her top contributor her patreon

lol find a camwhore for a girlfriend OP. Clarakitty is a camwhore, shes nothing special.

i've heard many success stories where the person drinks soda and looks at anime porn all day alone at their house posting pics of women on Yea Forums instead of going outside

take care of urself

Nah son it's a camwhore, she's shown the twat plenty of times

Need more pics to confirm.

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post pics post haste or you cover for it

kek

I don't feel like googling shit for you, just reverse image search and you should find plenty of her camvids.

after you own a car, have a steady job and a little money in the bank. make sure you wear clean clothes, and that you yourself are clean and hair and facial hair is well groomed. same with car and house make sure this is all nice and tidy, make it comfortable like if your sister or mother were coming for a visit trust me this goes a long way, if a girl feels safe and secure with you at your place, she will sleep with you 100%. Make sure to feed her something nice, take her some where were you can show off how attractive she is and she can be seen, compliment her on her outfit accessories and things like this. She has already heard how pretty her hair and eyes are, so complimenting her outfit or whatever will be refreshing, show interest in her responses to your questions about her family, he activities and home life.
be respectful , witty and kind. This will disarm her and make her comfortable with you. Don't be overly aggressive in your come ons if she wants to go further with you she will signal, be on the look out for this, more than likely her body language will tell you whether or not she wants to screw. if you can manage all this bullshit, you can bang any chick out there. Basicly treat em good, feed em good, and when it's time to throw the dick, give them something they have never had before. they will come back for more i promise you.

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You make a thread about the dumb bitch and you're too lazy to post pics. What a stupid fuck.
Sage for laziness.

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What's this bitches name? She was with this youtuber who got called out or some shit and she became a camwhore right LUL?

Negro I'm not OP. You absolute mongoloid.

Play Minecraft

Ironically, every time I hear these cam girls talk about their actual boyfriends I hear the same story

>he doesn't actually have a job

Doesn't change the fact you're lazy fat ass faggot with his limp dick in his right hand waiting for someone else to post shit.

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You'll have to get the one made of plastic op

Clarababylegs. Her boyfriend at the time was called out for being a pedo and he lost his mind

>Implying
Nigger you need to stop projecting this hard. There's tons of pussy online. I'm sure you could've gotten your rocks off anywhere.

work out 1-3 hours a day

take care of your diet like it is the most important thing to you on earth

go outside so you are not pale as a ghost, maintain a haircut with regularity, do your hair before you go out, keep fresh clothes new clothes, get rid of them when they are old and faded

also, win the genetic lottery and be handsome, if you are ugly, then tough shit, the worse you look the more women you will have to talk to before one wants to fuck you, and the most obscenely handsome guys get offered the majority of the pussy because that's the way we are as humans

the best guys go around fucking everything to make better kids in the future, and the average guys maybe a few times in their lifetimes get some scraps and try to lock them down, that's life

if you're a guy, dedicate your entire focus and very existence into making something of yourself and becoming the absolute pinnacle of the most attractive version of yourself you could possibly become, it's the only way you can get the chance to be one of the chosen few that can fuck virtually anyone you want and have different girls for every single day calling you to the point that you can fuck your self to death, get aids and die happy as a champion

THE END, and you lived happily ever after

>shes nothing special.
Nah she's pretty hot man, even without the tit job she's hotter than most camgirls

Are you illiterate? My intitial claim was that it was a trap that you faggots seem to be drooling over. Although I've proven that it has a pussy still doesn't refute the fact she's an ugly skank (post op most likely) that you think deserves his status.

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Please explain to me, how she is an "ugly skank", compared to the vast majority of camgirls or the "traps" that you fags love to fap over, when these are literal men that stole their mom's clothing and look like shit IRL.

suck a dick

you don't

You're arguing with yourself at this point. Actually I'm almost positive you're same fagging.

samefag

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no

be at least an 8.5/10, have lots of money, and lots of game.

By committing suicide in front of your parents.

You don't. She's a disgusting vile "sex worker" whore who cheated on her internet celebrity boyfriend while absorbing his fame. Even if you did score a girl like this the same would most likely happen to you. Unless of course you were born incredibly handsome by females standards, then you wouldn't be here and you would have already pumped and dumped many many girls like this.

This is the worst advice I have ever heard. Just be more chadlike anons

start a youtube channel lol

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