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user u sure u wanna kill ur self? talk to someone first?

theres only 1 way this is gunna happen op. get desperate.

If you really did that you'd be dead already. Let me know you are still there.

I wanna kill myself tho, I'm been planning this a long time but I think I'm not brave enough to do it bc i always thought how my family/friends would feel. But I think that gibbet or jumping from highs are the most effective, i personally like the gibbet the most and I'm trying to get used of the idea by choking myself sometimes. It isn't too bad, with some lucky I'll can do this soon

This shits gonna be like a how-to listen up bitch nugget
>get 5 pounds of almonds
>two gallons of milk
>5 equate brand protein shake powder jugs
>get a couple blenders
>fill the first blender full of almonds until it's halfway filled with almonds
>fill it with like 1/4 blender full of milk
>get like 10 scoops of the protein powder
>put it in
>rinse repeat until all almonds are used (might need a lot of blenders)
>turn every blender on
Let each mix turn into a liquidy piece of shit
>drink the liquid that was made from each blender
Do it quickly, as quick as you physically can.
Bam the cyanide from 5 pounds of almonds should kill you.
Or you could just get a cyanide pill.
I like this method because it would confuse the hell out of your family when they find you.
Or that that seems cool lmao
I'd personally jump off a cliff but my method here is more accessible.

Pretty cool gotta admit it

Yup, been thinking about it for 11 years, saw a shit to of doctor who didn’t help shit, got into rehab and mental institutes for a whole year and this shit called «depression» won’t heal
It’s not like my life is shit or anything, I got friends and a bunch of tinder hoes I can fuck whenever I want but idk m8, what’s the point of all of this ? What would it change ? Why can’t I feel happiness like any normal human being ?
That’s just too much, drugs won’t help no more, work and school neither
I just don’t know what else to do
I might seem like a fagget saying all this but fuck it

I really did pop all this shit, been addicted to benzodiazepines (xanax, diazepam etc..), sleeping pills, alcohol, mdma and opiates for 4/5 years so my resistance is high as fuck

If you don’t feel ready don’t do it m8
Talk to someone while you still can

There's no second chances or do overs if you an hero but there are nearly infinite ones if you don't. Let death come on it's own, if you don't care about life then use that to be less cautious and take more risks that you normally wouldn't, maybe you'll find something or someone worth living for.

You can also do it with apple seeds

STFU LET THE FAG DIE

Do a combination of these two
100% lethal so you'll totally die
And you get the style points

Who you have thought that 1 random guy from Yea Forums could give a better advice than any psychologists I’ve ever met ?
You’re making a good point man, thank you

Steal a twin engine turboprop and do aerobatics before burning it in on a billionaire kikes mansion while the fucker is home and you take him and his successors out...

You'd have statues made of you and schools named after you for generations.

Yeah but that's tedious
Almonds are also easier to get in such a large supply

Dont listen to him do the epic parachute shit

Woah, solid gold right there....

Take note motherfuckers.

I don't know, but whatever you choose, keep in mind you may go through it 1 million times again in hell

Shut up cunt
Let him off himself come on

No please, that's a waste of bullets, muslims or jews would be better, influential ones if we're lucky such as Soros

DING DING DING

Kek do people still believe in hell and heaven for real ?

>you may go through it 1 million times again in hell
>hell
Lmao idiot thinks hell is real
If hell was real literally everyone would go there after death.

For some reason, yeah. Unless he just means it in a general sense, not like specifically the Christian heaven/hell

Don't do it

I dunno why you'd want to

You can't feel happinnes for many reasons including, but not limited to, fryed dopamine circuits

Do a dopamine dry fast to cure your depression, it will be like hell in the first day or two, but it gets better and you have nothing to lose anyway

m.youtube.com/watch?v=neZq-axSV8g

m.youtube.com/watch?v=81a10sZ4duU

No doctor will ever say shit about this because they would be out of job

>What’s the coolest/most legendary way to commit suicide ?

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Not everyone, and yes I know that hell is real

>If hell was real literally everyone would go there after death.

LMAO, incredible

Guess fucking what, bitch?

110,000,000,000 and counting

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Can you show me your best arguments that support your decision?

Mass Shooting

>yes I know hell is real
Nigga who tf told you though
Assuming you're a Christian (you're on Yea Forums and speaking english) you're believing a book that was made thousands of years ago by some lunatic.
In the book it says to kill people that marries a woman & her mother. That's pretty retarded. And so is the rest of it.

>What’s the coolest/most legendary way to commit suicide ?

Try to decapitate yourself. Remember: Force + speed, no hesitation. One way or another, with a good faith effort, you really can't go wrong

Or go get the biggest dildo you can find and try to swallow it and choke to death after leaving a note saying that [insert here] made you do it

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get anal fucked by a horse

>In the book it says to kill people that marries a woman & her mother. That's pretty retarded

Also to kill people who wear articles of clothing made of more than one type of fabric. Good stuff. Wonder how many people would die worldwide right this moment

Hitler agrees!

Okay I suggested drinking cyanide
These two niggas are on something else try that shit lmao

Op here
Honestly I don’t have a real motive, I just don’t feel shit, I feel nothing, love, hate, happiness, nothing. Nothing but emptiness
I’m 22, it’s been this way since I’m 10 and I have enough
I don’t have any responsibilities, my life is fucked up, if I did it it won’t change shit for anyone
I’m just aware of my basic condition of human being, a fucking ant in a huge anthill full of shit, that’s all we are

Try working out...martial arts? BJJ and muay thai in particular. Could be helpful to have some goals learn new stuff. Being in good shape always seems to help, and I always feel better after a workout. Also maybe a real relationship besides tinder hoes. I just think its cool that your here the odds of that are slim to none. If this is all that there is might as well ride it out. Got plenty of time to be dead after its your time.

Thank you for helping my case user. But are you sure that that exerpt is Christian in origin?

I don't have a religion, I had an experience with God and His name is Jesus Christ, therefore I know everything he said is true, sola scriptura is a protestant thing, very common in the US, but it's obviously wrong because the tradition precedes it, meaning, you can't really take things out of context and separate it from the guys that compiled the bible and mantained said tradition

First get some strong but not overly thick wire. Second find a place to anchor said wire on a second or third story building near window. Put wire around neck. Now the twist super glue both hands to your head. Jump out window. Wire decapitates you. Still holding your own severed head. Brutal.

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TRY ALL THREE AT ONCE

chicken-wire/piano-wire noose on a tall building. Leave ~8ft of slack and it *should* (in theory) cut your head off. Headless corpse lands in the street.
You get bonus points if you superglue hands to your head so you're found holding your own decapitated head.

By NOT killing yourself.

You guys are actually helpful, thanks for the support
I workout a bit and I just broke up with a random crazy Christian bitch
I’ve been in love once with the girl who made me fall into hard drugs and shit so it’s been pretty hard for me to have «real relationships» with girls since

Ehh if you're not a virgin and you've got living family just do it.
Fuck with your family lmao

you are probably just bored, You'll only live once and obviously you'll be dead for long time

death by cop , but when you do a mass shooting make sure to say subscribe to pewdipie

Not only if that not enough to kill you but dying by OD is extremely painful and drawn out.

>Leviticus 19:19
>Keep my decrees.
>Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

>Deuteronomy 22:9–11
>Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together.

You know the Old Testament punishment for disobedience

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I agree completely. If OP wants to kill himself, so be it.

You atheists talk a lot about something you never studied, it's the same thing with saying God killed children just because they called a man bald when in fact if you look into it, they were a group of bandits, anywho:

"It is apparent that Moses, when writing Deut 22:5, was quite intentionally not talking about a man in general, but a very specific kind of man – namely, a warrior or soldier. Considering this, perhaps a better translation of this verse would be as follows:

“The woman shall not put on [the weapons/armor of a warrior], neither shall a [warrior] put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

Many scholars agree with this translation. Adam Clark, commenting on Deuteronomy, states..."

Nigga stfu you were high on shrooms god ain't real
If he was he wouldn't allow people who are non-believers life. Because he killed them in your silly bible, in one of the stories. Ohh but it doesn't happen outside of the bible because he's fake

I’m white, cops won’t shoot me, they’ll just take me to Burger King + we don’t have death penalty anymore over here
Don’t want to get buttfuck under the shower by some random bbc

So some wwe level jump off of a building onto a busy street and say something cool as you fall

you should kill yourself

Oh ok thanks. I forgot which leviticus it was. The number i was thinking of (20:15) must be the one about killing furries then...

When a man should not lie with a man as with a woman, who was addressed then?

And usually not effective

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>Nah I don’t want to piss off people going to work
You don't actually want to die then. You're just miserable. lol

NVM DO THESE 4 COMBINED OP HAHA

Find something you can focus, you might be probably living without goals.

How about the execution of non-virgin women attempting to get married?

Sounds kinda muslim. Same difference though.

Lmao wtf that's even more retarded than the "verse" (or whatever tf they're called) I thought of haha.
Let's get back to op offing himself though

shoot up a school, get atleast like 20 kills and then kill yourself, go out with a bang

Kek nigga u ever been late because some random fucktard killed himself on the train ? I want a cool way to die, not as a random asshole who pissed people off until the end

I've never used drugs of any kind, mushrooms or otherwise, I sincerely asked for Jesus to help me with all my heart and before I knew, my illness went away and I rejoiced

I don't care about your interpretation on the bible since many people that know more than me, and probably you as well, have discussed and dedicated their lifes to it for more than a millenia and compilled their conclusions

I do know of one thing, in a way, not having experienced God in a way beyond all doubts can be a blessing, ignorance makes it easier to get in heaven

Eat a neodyme magnet, wait 2 hours, eat another one, wait 2 hours, eat another one. You'll end up ded

Y'know that's fair.
Do the backflip off of a building
If you're a UK nigga yell something like "death to the queen" or "fuck the crown" while you're falling.

That’s smart as fuck

Take car, drive to local mosque, and put a whole bunch of cringy shit on the bumper "yiff for jesus" "in still with her" "transgender and racist". Walk in and fucking start stabbing, yell "subscribe to pewdiepie" then make your exit. Drive the wrong way along the oncoming side of traffic at 8:20. The cops and trail of officers will hold traffic for hours. When the cops get close, get out and start running between cars. They wont shoot because of civilians in the cars, and the officers cant get to you unless they are significantly faster than you. Drop either fake or real bombs (mixture of both is best) along the way. Put them in clear view and clearly label them as bombs. The police will hold traffic as they diffuse each and every one. Probably 8+hours as they have to search for other bombs. If you can, keep on running into traffic. Make sure to be carrying a fake gun for suicide by cop. Your car has to be blaring some kind of meme music btw

Nah I’m a frenchfag, «Macron démission» is a shit way to end it all

Did you seriously just say
>ignorance makes it easier to get in heaven
Whattare ya retarded? I think this is bait boys nobody can be this retarded

Get some heroin and shoot it up while on the xanax and alchohol but make sure nobody can find u cause then u can get revived shoot up alot like a whole gram

That’s not untrue m8

how does that work?

Wish i had a gun

if you are a real badass, then there is only one way.

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you know it more than possible to stop your heart with 2 wires and a 9v battery?

Did you read the bible in it's original language (old testament in this case being hebrew) or even bothered to meditate on the catholic church position? (orthodox or roman)

Either way, sin is destructive to men, gay people usually have serious psychological problems from my experience, the same applies to porn addicts and porn stars

I may have read an earlier comment as "I want tonpiss people off going to work".

Whatever you do, just livestream it as and say sub to pewdiepie. We need this to be a theme

Oh you're a frenchboi eh
Très bien très bien
Well you gotta go out with a bang. I've seen some nice suggestions here follow them I guess. Im out of ideas.
Bon chance mon ami

who is this semen demon?

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I don't know, google the stance of people that actually study this shit

I myself would remember john 8:11 to answer your question

lifeteen.com/blog/virginity-not-trophy/

You did not answer the question.

Get a funnel and a hose and several bottles of 99% alcohol.
Give yourself a massive booze enema then superglue your ass shut.

Wearing two different cloths is a sin
>sin is destructive to men
Lmao what a tard

fag

Of your using your not an x addict, your an active one.

I think she goes by "Pornskank #784,349"...could just be a stage name though

Wrap a wire around your neck
Glue your hands to your head jump off a bridge . It will look like you torn your head off

>people that actually study this shit

People who stand to gain from rationalizing their madness and having it he commonly accepted

I stopped for like 1 and a half year and started again around two months ago

Doing that helped me a lot, I hope you can get over it. A friend of mine hanged himself some years ago, it was unexpected I had to go to his house to check for myself if it was real. You still have time man, there are a fuck ton of things to do while you are still alive, you have the oportunity to experience what's being alive in some planet in this gigantic universe

Making toast in the tub seems like a good idea

get a carton of cigarettes
put the leaves in pot of water
boil till it's sticky goo in the bottom
eat it
dead in seconds

>if you don't care about life then use that to be less cautious and take more risks that you normally wouldn't

He’s literally about to kill himself. How much more risk is there?

I feel my duty here is done, godspeed to you all

How do u know there’s no do-overs have u ever died u lil bitch. There’s like a whole country that thinks they used to be cows or some shit motherfucker

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get naked
go to biker bar
surprise butt sex
beat to death

cruise ship (bonus if stowaway)
cut wrist
jump
sharks eat you

>Paint a red X on the ground
>place glass of water in the center
>climb to the top of a building
>wear a scuba suit along with a toy snorkel
> jump off building just slightly off the mark
>splat!
>police arrive just to assume u missed the mark

Set up a Livestream, then hang yourself from atop a building and nae nae while jumping.

zoo
get naked
climb to gorilla, tiger, polar bear
surprise butt sex
mauled to death

Ok, that's a good one too. Need to record it tho.

feminist protest
get naked
wear maga hat
megaphone "white male power"
mauled to death

Ooohhh op this looks nice

Fucking kek

dam
jump in front of turbine
sucked in
chopped to bits

Mexico
join drug cartel
naked
surprise butt sex
beheaded

>Buy two baguettes
>Go to top of Eiffel Tower
>Strip
>Shove baguettes up both ends (or just mouth if you're a weakling)
>Jump off
>"Mort à l'article treize!"
>Profit the rest of us

rent trash compactor
because that's what you are
turn it on
jump in
machine does it's job

Honhon hon good idea mate

fill bath tub with manure, fertilizer, gasoline
climb in
light it on fire

>plan sky diving stunt
>get Nekkid
>smother ur body in glue
>layer it up with feathers
>take a media player with the moaning porn meme sounds ready to go
> attach red white and blue flares
>jump without schute
>ignite flares
> do it during big event with a big. crowd
>people in awe of flying patriot
>dive bomb in the middle of a crowd
>hit play just before u hit the ground
>moaning sound

fill bath tub with cement
climb in
take a nap
wake up
thirst to death

kek

Dammit why are thier ideas so good damn might try these lmao
Oh yeah im not op btw

HOLY FUCK WHEN I DIE IM DOING THIS SHIT

ball gag
eye bolt on ceiling stud
handcuffs on our bolt
stand on chair
attach handcuffs
kick chair
thirst to death

lock some cats in bedroom
handcuff self to bolt in stud
wait until cats get hungry
cats eat you

>go to beach
>wear a horse mask
>dig a hole in the sand
>stick ur head in said hole
>cover it up with said sand
>place arms like you were trying to get ur head out
>die peacefully
>people think u got ur head stuck
>”how did he get his head stuck?”
>they dig u up to see u have a giant horse head
>oh.jpeg

buy a car jack and tire iron
take off the nuts
lift car
remove tires
head under wheel
release Jack

Just shoot yourself, OP (if guns are available in your country of course). That's probably the most efficient way to end your life. Another notable choice is exit (suicide) bag. As far as I know, it's very fast and painless method. It can be rather complicated to do everything right in order to succeed though so there's still a chance to fuck the whole thing up (actually, the same can be said about 99% of suicide methods as well). Anyway, don't rush it and make all necessary preparations. Otherwise you will just hurt yourself and can end up in disformed/vegetable state. This shit can be worse than your current life. Good luck, dude.

OP's a frenchboi so he can't get guns

DUDE..if ya wanna do it right.....pop about 20-50 more mg of Xanax....tighten up another bottle of scotch...that should just about do the trick brah...smoke some crack if ya can...it'll help you OD

Good Luck

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jump off a tall building while the place is busy, and do a cannonball.

Okay all the suggestions are just some variation of "jump off a building"
How can you just stroll up to a building and jump ofc it? Am I missing something here? Pretty sure you can't just do that all willy nilly

Parkour baby

Ohh ok that clears it up

Anytime babydoll ;)

Not if you have da Magic Jeebus mojo. He fix u right up.

Medfag here. Clinical diagnosis confirms best way to kill yourself is by trying to assassinate Netenyahu or a prominent Rothschild.

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Adriana Chechik
You'll have torn your cock off by Monday

Don’t do it man. So many people love you man.

This is untrue. I mean really, when you grow up you drift away from people. Most adults have very few friends. You can't safely assume a person is loved by many

Even then, some people dont deserve to be loved by many.

Yes, there's also that. And for more universal injustice, consider that some monsters are undeservedly loved by many. Ted Bundy was popular with his church, not to mention all the women at his trial who wanted to fuck him

Put a vacuum pipe down your throat and turn it on let it suck out all the air until you deflate.

>Find tall thing
>Hang garroted wire
>Make loop around neck
>Jump
>Decapitate self

You forgot to mention superglue-ing your hands to your head to make it look like you pulled it off

Oh yes
Forgot that

Easiest way? Go in to a fucking health food store. No joke. Bunch of shit they sell has a low ld50. Fucking people have been killing themselves on handfulls of seeds.

Elaborate

slit your forearms deep and parallel to it.
then lie on your house's roof and wait for yourself to bleed out.

Thats a good suggestion

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Stfu fag

I'm 26 and in your shoes. I just live and do what the fuck I want. Damned if I die, damned if I don't right? Go join a gang. Easy enough. At least then I don't have to deal with fucks at a funeral asking why he offed himself. Money is better anyway. The more dangerously you live, the more likely you might die and you get a sweet adrenaline rush. The rush ain't that great if you kill yourself. You know that

Hand yourself over to isis and tell them that you took it up the ass from the prophet whilst eating a pigs head, raw. Live stream the entire affair and you won't be forgotten.

Otherwise, make use of yourself and look after your own health before anything else.

Go into the woods and get killed by wolves, bear or some other animal.

Get into a gang and get killed by rival gang member.

Get a toy gun and paint it full on black, preferably one that looks like a Glock, walk up to a person who is known to have weapons and point it at him, guarantee he will shoot your ass.

Weapons exists everywhere, doesn't matter where you live.

Tie a noose and put around your neck and jump off the tallest building, your head will snap off from gravity.

Throw yourself from the roof of said building head first, guarantee it will splat your head beyond recognition, one dude jumped like 10 meters up and his head opened up like a watermelon, might've been less high up.

Or go to a any country where there is conflict or war going on, join any side that will give you weapons and bullets, take out as many as you want while probably get killed.

Find a grenade and place it towards your head and pull the pin, guarantee your head will explode.

It's not hard OP of you really wanna do it.

>buy fursuit
>guns
>shoot up shit in fursuit
>get shot
>make the news and ruin furries

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