You wake tomorrow to find that you're 13 again. What do?

user didn't say anything about time travel.

Commence the rapin'

Are you fucking retarded?

Same as him. Invest in Bitcoin , treat his sister better and encourage him to go to football practice to. .. see number 2.

what if you havent turned 13 yet?

I just become 13 again or is it also the same year I was 13?

It literally is if you're the same age

No, but you are.

Which gives me creative liberty since it isn't banned

It literally isn't.

Fully legal and actively promoted by the media. As long as they're in double digits,you haven't hit 18, and they're at most only a few years younger you're good to go.

If this I'd be playing life on easy mode

Go down to the bus stop and prostitute myself out for crack money

Kill myself immediately.

No way in hell are you making me go through high school again, current knowledge or not.

probably shoot myself because I can't understand what the faggot kids are saying nowadays

Same thing I did when I was 13 and the same thing I do now. Ignore my responsibilities and play video games.

He's actually not wrong, depending. It's one of those things that is technically illegal but everybody ignores because it's fucking stupid. It's also worth noting that consent laws do vary from state to state.

Bust out some vector calculus and differential equations on the [spoiler] chalk[/spoiler] board during math class

>Invest all my money in bitcoin,
Shit wasn't even created when I was 13.
Ill just invent facebook or MySpace or youtube or some shit like that then sell it to jewgle. Plus then buy bitcoin in 2010 and sell it dec 2018

I wouldn't rape all my male friends this time.

What games user

Romeo and Juliet laws

Let's say two 15 year olds have sex. Who took advantage of who?

Make note of some stocks to invest in when I turn 18

ITT: Everyone is a faggot for thinking op meant time travel. OP is also a faggot for not making it clear enough. This thread is full of faggots.

An hero, instantly. Fuck if I'm going through 14 years of this shit all over again

I doesn’t really matter, if one parent was to find out they can press charges

Look either you can drop the attitude RIGHT NOW or I will take matters into my own hands. DON'T TICK ME OFF

If I could go back to being 13 I'd have gone back to baseball. It would've done wonders for my social skills. Also when that qt 3.14 asked me out and I was too shy to say yes, I'd do the opposite. She was really hot in high school and I always wondered what the fuck was wrong with me.

be happy again.

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Everything differently

Dude, chill out. He's not really gonna ,go back to 13.

Fuck bitches

am i 13 again today? cause then i'd be whoring myself out to guys on the internet for megabux
i was quite a skinny little boy back then, they'd eat it up

Commit major crimes with the confidence imparted by knowing I won’t do any real time and will have the ability/time to clean my record based on my state’s law

Just for money to clarify

Ain't virtually every cunt on here 13 anyway?

Get mad young pusssy now that I know how to manipulate girls, also wait till I’m 25 to do drugs so my brain can finish developing

kill myself this time

Lrn2 Romeo & Juliet Laws

Teach myself to surf so that I might have a chance at going pro by the time I'm 18

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Honestly, as long as I could pass off my paperwork and identification information as having passed already through college, I'd be happy. I wouldn't really want to go through school all over again, just because I suddenly age backwards. Hopefully, I would be as smart as before I turned 13 again.

Fuck the cute girl who had an obvious crush on me and I was too stupid to realize.

do i time travel? if so i become a trap, like take hormones and everything. if not i just kill myself

Gonna definitely have me some gay teenage sex!

Gonna find this chick and smell that pussy and see if it really smells good.

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Unless I could change my parent, it wouldn't matter. There are so many things I could change for the better. I don't know if I could be happier, or not hate myself (13 is too late to fix that), but I could protect friends and my cat. I am so sorry

Take school more seriously, not spend all my spare time smoking weed with my older brothers and playing video games, try and remember things like sporting events and elections and throw some money down between friends and family, of course invest in Bitcoin when I get the money. Sink every spare dollar I could get into profitable companies for the future. Buy gold before the prices went up after 2008. Make sure my grandma went to the hospital the day before she died. (My brother didn't feel like taking her) Never start Smoking. Ask this chick out I liked, ran into her a few years ago, still hot but married. Said I was her first real crush. Ya know, just generally be a better more productive person.

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>You wake tomorrow to find that you're 13 again. What do?
As in travel back in time, to when I was age 13, keeping all of my current memories?

Or, Become youthened back to age 13, living in the present time?

I am suddenly 13, amazing, thank my lucky stars I gained 40 years back. Try to expalin to my wife and kids, and um ... go to w... shit how'm'i gonna make the mortgage this month

what a horn slut. fucking hot. as expected of satan

The male. Always.

Yea Forums is always full of faggots.

Yeah Yea Forums is fucking retarded with their blanket statements. The aforementioned Romeo and Juliet laws ALSO vary from state to state; there is NONE in California. It is flat out illegal for anyone under 18 to have sex.

lrn2 understand a wildly inconsistent patchwork of state and local laws

It's also not possible (except in exceptional circumstances) to criminally prosecute a minor in a way that will stick, so at worst you spend a few months in juvie and come back with a clean record.

Again, retarded. Fuck off and read the caselaw

>Plus then buy bitcoin in 2010 and sell it dec 2018

You'd still bei a millionaire but you're probably talking about 2017

Are u retarded

Regardless if it's a law in a certain state or not, it's a legitimate legal defense argument and the reason why it's generally not prosecuted because of low conviction rates. You're a Google warrior. I'm out here fucking 15 year olds left and right, bud

don't exist everywhere, and are very inconsistent

Accept the fact I'm gay and spend my teenagers years cumming inside of twinks and shotas.

>it's a legitimate legal defense argument

You know this from all the cases you've defended in court in your career as an attorney?

Fucking moron

Are her initials C B

Nigger, high school would be a blast knowing what i know know.
Fuck.
No responsibility either.
That's a wet dream right there.

Get a part time job and just save all the money I can and buy bitcoin and amazon stock.

Smash teen pussy on the side :)

Whatever happpened to the cat, you need to forgive yourself, yo. Don't let it eat away at you.
Something bad happened, and it may seem like it could have been prevented but it's just how life happens. Should have, would have, could have; hindsight is 20/20.
You'll never forget your cat, but forgive yourself for whatever happened.

Make sure to start using my parents to bet on pride/ufc fights, invest in amazon when it was 5 dollars a share, invest in bitcoin, invest in google and youtube before the buyout.
I would also invest in wwe at the lowest point etc.
I would be the richest person in the fucking world and already have been amking VR and AI and other tech that no one else knew or thought of.
Id run this world towards peace and the utopia that mankind deserves.
I would be president of the world out of sheer cry from the people for this modern day bad ass mother fucker who brought about utopia.
I would save everyone and all of you would never be fucked with again for being non normals. I would make this world the greastest thing and we would explore space and bring peace and utopia to the galaxy then to the universe.
I would bring about immortalit with tech and mankind forever more would be a beacn of hope and peace.
Andrew Yang will do it anyways lol YANG GANG!

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Not him but it would be a literal wet dream for me, I used to cum my pants so much at that age I don't think I could go through it again. I had to wear pads at school just in case.

Take better care of myself than I did the first time around.

Fucking kill myself.

>Imagine being this autistic
Look user, it's as simple of this: How many people did you hear of that got prosecuted? I don't know about your high school, but mine was rife with teenagers hooking up. And not a single one EVER was prosecuted. As long as they're under 18 and similar ages, literally no one except the girl's parents care.

Love life again. Being an adult fucking sucks.

Buy bitcoin

i would fuck so much underage pussy god damn. start lifting weights immediately which would just let me fuck more pussy. probably fuck my two hot cousins i would not give a shit

having to re-learn math and spanish or whatever would probably suck and I guess i'd need to figure out a plan to get enough money to buy/mine a ton of bitcoin when it comes out

oh shit i could get the vanilla wow experience again and it would be back when the game was actually new too

>Find out I'm 13 again
>Able to think as fast as I used to
>Able to absorb knowledge like I used to
>Even at 30, I can feel myself slowing down
>Now I know how low stakes highschool is
>Know how girls work now
It's like pic related. The girls will have no chances. Hearts will be broken. I only want love if I can use it to torture them.

For starters, I wouldn't go to that Magnet program at the shitty school across town. I'd do all 4 years in the better school in my neighborhood. I'd get to know my crushes and have time to set up the romances and make sure I'm the one sending them away in tears.

Not to mention I'd be able to make a killing on the stock market (hint: 2008 recession and Bitcoin was about 10c when I was 13).

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Oh and bonus points if I can make them hate me enough that they feel like they have to do online porn to get back at me (IDK, female logic).

>edit2
Holy shit, this means I'm able to fuck that hella hot girl on the cruise that I totally chickened out of but she was hella asking for it. FUCK YEAH! Gonna cum all in her and separate entirely per the Golden God.

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Enjoy being a 13 year old with a massive foot fetish.
Lick all the underage soles

fap with an uncurved dick

He's actually right though. Under the current law if you're 13 and fuck another 13-year-old you can both be charged with statutory rape, and if you film it, child production.

>If back in time
Stop my mom from getting with that manipulative bipolar psychopath.
Do my fucking best to remember anything that will help me not become a poorfag (probably steal someone's invention)
Not be as much of a cringy bastard. Especially with my crush.
Start going to the gym regularly and jump when I have the chance to go to a doctor
>If I woke up tomorrow at 13
Still start exercising regularly. I don't want to grow back into my physical issues.
In time, maybe talk about my sudden body change with scientists for money. Even if it leads to shitty test life, at least my family will be well off.
Use my age and current skills to my advantage. The fact I can draw so good at 13 will get me pretty popular online.
Just in general, enjoy my youth again.

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Did I travel back in time or did I just become 13 today?

But at the end of the day you're a 30-year-old loser in a fantasy world pretending he was 13 again.

you get to have those marathon fap-8-times-in-a-row sessions again.

If I was turned back to me at 13 again, I'd probably still be masturbating to the little girls with cameltoes in the underwear and swimsuit sections of the sears catalog.

>Assuming I don't still do those

It depends 13 in 2019 or back in time when I was 13

Be indifferent af and smash like it's how I make money.

He's right in the sense that it's on the books. However, in practice you're not going to be charged.

Is it a fantasy world if it's perceived real? If it's your reality, what does it matter if it's not real? We could be in a simulation right now (IMO if I had to put money on yes/no, I'd put it on yes based on current evidence). Nick Bostrom put out a very interesting paper around the turn of the century on the topic.

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Hang out with my kids, maybe keep an eye on them at school. Whose gonna pay the mortgage though?

Go back to fucking the girl I was fucking when I was 13 and appreciate the JB pussy instead of ditching her because I didn't see her as a girl I would want to marry.

Other than that I would be able to avoid most of the mistakes I made as a young man because I now know better. Would probably be wealthy by 25.

She grew up to be ugly as sin but at that age she loved to suck dick and it was the most amazing thing I had experienced up to that point.

This

ty for the kind words. sincerely.

Lose weight, get aesthetic. Put more effort into everything

be the best

Would be a hard life consider my parents are separated and almost 50. Not only do they make more money than they do before, they still believe in "make your own living."
I'd probably go back into the military when I turned 18.
Fuck the jews though.

actually get relationships

No, don't... women ruin everything. DO that shit when you are in your 20's and successful.

>wake up
>be 13 again
>feel all my senses being top level again
>don't randomly feel like shit anymore
>learning things is easy and fast
>sports are easy
>know how girls work now
>got the needed cash from my days of a working adult
>finally I can become Chat and fuck all the epic loli pussy in school
>arrive at school
>be alpha as fuck
>girls swarm around me instantly
>set dates with 3 different girls within an hour
>sit in class, actually get shit and be not hated by the teacher
>life's good
>get shot in school because American

1. Hit on women way out my league.
2. put more time into my education.
3. eat veggies

>complains about people misinterpreting thread title
>acknowledges it's unclear
>"I'm the only one who knows how it should be and everyone else is wrong"
kys

topkek

Early August, 945pm, there was a power outage due to a lightening storm, it was hot and humid as hell
My dads youngest sister, 28, was babysitting me for the week
She took off her clothes and asked me if I wanted to become a man

This time I would say yes, stop crying and screaming, take off my clothes and let her do anything she wanted, i would not call my grandparents, who would call the police and my parents, my aunt would not drop out of school and become an addict dying 5 years later

I have lived with this shame of destroying her life for over 15 years

If I could be 13 again I would do all i could to save her life, starting with that August night

>be me
>wake up
>realize I'm not in the bed I'm used to
>groggily look out my window
>except this isn't my window
>wut.jpg
>Look around, I'm in my old home again
>It's all how I remembered it back then
>nofuckingway
>get out of bed, put on bathrobe instead of clothes
>rush out of my room
>See my dad at the kitchen counter, wiping it over with a rag
>"Oh, morning user! You're usually not up this early!"
>It's 11:00 AM on a Sunday, but normally I'd be asleep still back then
>Walk further into my house, look to my right
>See mom on the other side of the sliding window door, on her laptop sitting by the poolside
>"Morning, son!"
>Tears well up for the first time in what feels like ages
>I haven't seen these two living in the same house for a long time
>"What's wrong, user?" "Everything okay?"
>Hug them and say, "I love you guys."
>Thanks

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Suck my friends dick

If I woke up 13 tomorrow, I would do what I should have done the first time around.

Take all the cum in my throat and ass that I wish I did first time around.

ill repeat school.

fix my 2.5 gpa into a 4.0. repeat college and finish in 6 semesters, not 9.

win

take my dogo to the vet, hopping that is not to late

jesus
when did it stop? did anyone know?

Server with no rules, anything goes
Talk about fucked up shit w/o worrying about a ban

discord .. gg /
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My life is pretty shit right now, but I wouldn't have changed anything, I simply would've enjoyed each day even more knowing how trivial everything was back then. I had more freedom.

I wish I could cry now like I could back then.

Talk to that girl who puts out a lot sooner so I can bust even more nuts in her before we move again.

The people who've commented on this calling him retarded are actually acoustic. Sex with either member under the age of consent(which is usually 16) is illegal in the U.S., Canada, and most of Europe

It still happens sometimes, but I'm good at hiding it. I cum very quickly during sex though, but the hookers don't seem to care and if girlfriends make fun of it I tell them to fuck off. My parents and brother know, they took me to the doctor a few times to see if anything was wrong. Looking back on it my mum was very kind and understanding about it, she never complained about having to clean my undies or sheets.

How did you know that tomorrow was my birthday!?
Anyway, thanks for caring, I'm really excited to become a teenager finally!

too good that Im electric

Fuck my stepsister just like back when I was 13

damn man, ive never heard of anybody with that problem, tough shit.
I cant do one night stands since my dick just dont work under any kind of pressure. but knowing this ive actually found that women can be kind of charmed by it if you just say it as it is before you try. I guess what im trying to say is the the Fuck off strategy when someone gets cheeky is a good move, vouse fuck them
Do you remember the first time it happened? what triggers it? and when it happens, do you do any kind of twitching or are you able to conceal it perfectly?

Seduce my shota friend group and get them to fill my ass with their cum.

Score! My big sister was still screwing me! 4 more years of sex with her before she's kicked out!

I would go back to school. I'm not registered, but who would notice another kid in a school of thousands.
I would make some friends with other 13 year old's.
I wouldn't go back to my parent's house because they would be too concerned to let me enjoy it.
I suppose I would live off the streets, but that's fine because it's pretty warm around where I am this time of year, and I would eat at lunch.
I'd make sure not to actually strive for achievements because that would draw attention to me and worse case scenario the school wants to enlist me.
I keep a low profile, only occasionally talking to various friends I've made in the school.
I would hang out at the local park like I used to, because kids still do that here.
Oh also the reason I would start living on the streets instead of my house is because the intermediate school is an hour away from my house, and I can't drive as a 13 y/o.
I would rather live a simple school life than try to adjust to being an adult minded kid.
Whenever I got the chance I would show off some of my computer skills to the kids at school, show them some neat tricks that they wouldn't have picked up until later in their life.
I'd become a silent god of the school, everyone would love me.
Staff would start to fall for my charm.
I would coerce the principal to enlist me without a guardian.
Become an academic scholar for my age.
Become student president.
Start living in some guest house owned by one of the richer kid's parents.
Change the school for the better, point out little things or big things that all students had issues with.
Use my outstanding power to compel the staff to listen.
Make the school better for everyone forever.
Leave one night without a trace.
Go to a new school, and change it, then the next until as many schools are changed as possible.
I spend as many years as I have to do it making each day one to help the kids.
Become the hero we all needed as kids.

tell my parents about my pedophilic issues.

Probably come out as gay and try to suck as many cocks as I could.

Have fewer friends and work a lot harder in school.

Bang 13 year olds, duh.

Wait a few years and go rape my ex wife till she was in a coma. Then I would find my wife and brake her in at 12. Also I would invest in Google and Microsoft...

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It started when I was 11, basically as soon as I could cum I started doing it. Sometimes it can happen from exercise if my dick rubs the wrong way, a couple of times it has happened while I was walking. Baths are a no go, sitting in warm water makes me ejaculate almost immediately. We had a Jacuzzi at home and I had to stop using it lol. If I was talking to a girl I liked it would often happen. It is a full on orgasm, erection, twitching, pleasure, the whole shebang. The most embarrassing time it happened was when I was 13, I was showering after PE and I came in front of everybody. Thankfully at the time I laughed it off and joked about it, but it was major panic inducing lol

man if you had had a gay friend back then he would have been happy to take care of you all night on sleepovers

jesus christ man, it sounds like the setup for a really bad comedy
Do you feel handicapped by it? i mean, you have been dealt a bit of an unfair hand in life, but are you able to forgive your overenthusiastic body and live a normal life?

It doesn't bother me that much, it's not like it physically hurts. I can go weeks without it happening nowadays, and it will only ever happen now if I see something super arousing and haven't cum yet that day. I always carry a spare pair of pants though.

fap

And thats just in one country.. in Sweden anyone can legally have sex with a 15 y/o.

I feel you so hard man.

Yeah Id already be traumatized too. At least Id know what the problem was now.

I'd break contact with dad.

Go fuck my scout buddy all day

fingerband my girlfriend, tell her i lover her then play doj at the arcade

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Start making notes. Work hard, invest in companies called Apple, and when the internet comes along, watch for Yahoo, Google, and Facebook. Keep that Charger you bought when you were 18 and sold a year later.

This is actually true. According to US law those under the age of consent cannot give consent. That means that according to the US, if you are 14 and have sex with another 14 year old not only have you been raped but you are simultaneously a rapist.

That is unfortunate but its not your fault she was fucked in the head.

You may have saved dozens of kids from being raped.

I would eat out and fuck my 12 year old neighbor. All we did was mutual masturbation, but I know so much more now. She was HOT and it was years before I realized how hot she was. And she was quite sexually aggressive at the time. I'm sure she would have loved it.

Did she have pubes at the time?

Probably suck some dick and get get ducked some and dress nice and wear flowers and shit and just overall be a cute person while I'm still small a frail looking

buy BITCOIN

This

Fuck the cute asian girl that I found out had a crush on me since middle school but was too shy to tell me. Bitcoin. Be less of a fuck up in general

Sell my 13 year old dick to pesos, learned later my friend in high school made bank doing this. Our area had like 7 old dudes that paid him just to walk around naked and then let them service him. He only ever got blown, never got ass fucked

google for ''how to make my peneor HUUUUGE''

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Invest in bit coin duh

play wow again

BUY

FUKIN

LOTSA

BITCOIN

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

run the fuck away

13, cute as fuck again?
This time, I would follow the invite by that hot neighbour girl to get my brains fucked out. Also, fucking every girl in my class that showed remotely interest in me.

I was so goddamn shy that I had my first fuck with 26. Basically wasted my whole youth on not having sex.

>iit "lawyers"

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Fuck a bunch of older guys...
Like more than the 10 or so i already did the first time i was 13.

Lord have mercy on your soul

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find a job in preparation to buy bitcoin early

transition ASAP.

empty a clip

Play fortnite?

wait for that ufo i saw when i was 19yrs

Convince everyone im a prophet about a terror attack on 2 towers, form crazy sex cult, probably die of AIDS or ATF.

>clip
I fuckin hate you.

Magazine?

Be an hero, 'cause i'm sure that i'll suffer bullyng again

study harder, treat my sister better, work out, get a job by 15, fuck cutebois

Over 108k bitcoin just chillin.
Fuck y'all

Study harder.
Ignore my parents and friends.
Focus on academic excellence

Play video games all day.

THUG LIFE

what a faggot

Without laughing

I think I fuck all my classmates with bare hands.
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6'1 1/2 for 189lb.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for they to charge me, dodge their attacks and throw good punches to their head. I won't stop, and at the smalledt mistake, the classmates are finished.

Learn how to code before I get too old, busy and lazy.

SAME

Welcome to Juvi jail in < 1 week.

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Start lifting and get girl of my dreams earlier.

tie a knot in the noose so I don't slip out again

What? Being an alcoholic while having Mexicans come into your country?

KEk

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I like you and hope you go places in life

>You wake tomorrow to find that you're 13 again. What do?
Scenario 1: It's the present time, but my body is younger. Easy to explain people cuz they see the change. Trying not to be caught be crazy billionaires who want to be young again!

Scenario 2: I'm back in the year when I was 13. More difficult. How do you explain time-travel to people? Trying not to be put in a mental institution.
Also, the persons I know as my parents and younger brother would, of course, develope differently over the years. In some sense, I would have four parents and two brothers, three of them just fond memories. Sad!

try harder in school
never start smoking
fuck bitches with any chance given

>Scenario 1: Trying not to be caught be crazy billionaires who want to be young again!
Or rape you
>Scenario 2: Trying not to be put in a mental institution
Or being raped

I wouldn't be, if I were able to realise I were. So either I were still old in a younger body and therefore different universe, at the same point I were once before, therefore not knowing about my older self, or in a seriously troubling mental state of misperceived reality. In either case, I should consult my shrink as urgently as I should avoid talking about it.

I'm sure that will make you feel better

/thread

Wouldn't the strength, speed, and reflexes you trained for largely just vanish when you become, literally, a different body?

Scenario 3: You're back in the year when you were 13, but you haven't changed physiologically.

Probably would be really fucked. Would lose my job and have no income. Would lose my home and have nothing to eat. How to get money in a legal way as a 13 year old pimple-freak? Would have to sell drugs or sell my ass.

Appreciate every waking moment I have with my dog, spend more time with my dad, do a hell of a lot better in school since I'm not a naive pussy now and know how easy it is, and start dating girls a lot earlier.

Buy an Atari 2600, vic 20, ps1 ect never open then. Sell for cash when 40. Also that gijoe carrier.

Kill myself so as to not relive high school

>What do?
skip school

I'd be a fucking genius, well relatively speaking. But yeah i'd go back to school and ace all my classes and not be afraid of girls like I was back then. Basically an alpha at age 13.

like do i go back in time?
if so I'd invest into tesla and bitcoin then get into learning languages.
By the time I was 20 I would have enough money to retire and I would hopefully be able to speak 3-4 languages fluently.

MINE bitcoin bitch

Pull out

If I'm 13 and back in time, I simply take the foreknowledge I have and make bank on investments and industry knowledge. High school would be a very different experience.

If I was 13 again and in the current time I'd be younger than my kids lol and probably the subject of science experiments to figure out what happened.

I'm pretty sure my wife would still let me fuck her regularly though, so I'd have that at least.

"Invent" Facebook, and patient it. Save all of my allowance, then buy up bitcoin when it first becomes available. Start working out and give all of my bullies shit. Ask my crush out to the prom and not turn into a loner for the rest of my life.

lol your wifes a pedo

What a boomer. BTW: If you're going to buy a PS1, buy a FFVII too

>if so I'd invest into tesla

forget that, you could fucking invent tesla, or better yet invent fucking google.

im 22 lmao

Bang Much JB

well ok, but instagram sold for 1 billion so you could always do that.

You guys are seriously sick and psychaotic. If you were 13 again, let the truth is your worthless pathetic life will never go back for you to restart it again. Never. On top of that, to possibly go back with yhe mindset of 'now' and still pretend youre 13 is rape. Some guys on here are 50 and wish they could vang 13 yr old pussy again. Its literal rape for a mind of a 50 yr old to fuck a 13 yr old pussy with a mind of a 13 yr old. Lastly, what makes you incel faggots think youre capable of handling puberty again and go thru with changing your life. I bet any of your race baiters will probably end up the same way you are now if given a chance. It could even be good news if you went back and actually necked yourself because you couldnt handle your hormonal changes.

Couldn't invent Google because I was born in 97

Underage b&

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You said that already

rape as many hotties as i can and get away with it

rape is still illegal, how would you get away with it?

Check out math master over here

user, it's 2019, kids born in 2001 are 18 now

Oh fuck... where did it all go?

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literal oldfag spotted, yep its not 2007 anymore

remember my town inbred cousin fuckers and leave asap

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I've wasted my whole life

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Jump out a high window.
Seriously. I ain't going through that shit again.