Whats everyone drinking tonight?

Got blackout drunk.. fell outside on concrete. Head was bleeding, pissed myself and went unconscious after the hit. I'm goin to get a CT Scan tonight when my wife is off, one expensive night of drinking...

100 proof vodka, pretty fucked up off this stuff had never tried it before now

thats how i feel about jagermeister, not a fan of tequila either, yuck

Pretty fucking stupid

youll be fine, save your money, i once face planted after drinking everclear on some concrete and was bleeding through my nose and top of my head. prolly just got a concussion

As if I care about a 12 year old incel's insult on 4 chan. Suck my floppy cock fagboi

Yeah, I just might. Gunna wait until tomorrow probably, gunna give her a good ol fuck and see if the headache comes back

captain 100 proof

i know it's shit rum but it makes me happy and gets me fucked up

still bored though -- vidya is getting old and i know no one in my current home

whaddya mean? you roomin with randoms or?

Sipping some johnny walker red label and bepsi. Have been trying to find black label but city has been dry of it for like a year

nah sorry, just moved for an internship and don't know a fucking soul. went from a major city to bumblefuck and im mad out of place

ironically i never had red, only black. Black is pretty smooth, no gross taste or burn, how is red?

>mixing scotch with pop

why even buy scotch to begin with? you fuckin ruined it

Did a quick search and found out the difference between rum and pinga (aka cachaça)
The main difference between rum and cachaça is that rum is made of molasses, which is cooked from sugarcane juice. Cachaça isalwaysmade with the fresh-pressed juice of sugarcane, calledgarapa. According to the chemist Dr. Patterson Patricio de Souza, of the Universidade Federal de Minas Gerais, this difference results in a highly distinctive chemical composition, which leads to differences in the distillate as well as in strong differences in taste.
In my opinion the taste is definitely different than regular rum, and also (in my humble alcoholic opinion) the inebriation I'm feeling is quite unique, at the same time I'm getting that familiar initial euphoric sensation of being drunk I also feel a overwhelming sensation of serenity/peace. Definitely worth trying it out!

I should've gotten something else

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yikes, so thats basically the shitty left overs?

quit being an elitist prick lmao, if someone wants to drink something let them do it

Crown royal and Miller High Life
I thought Bartons or Popov was the cheapest

That's my go to drink every night.

Cheers, Yea Forumsro.

Drinking cheap ass rail bourbon mixed with soda for what seems like the 5 thousandth time. Anyone want to talk to me for a few until I drive my car into a concrete wall?

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hey man at least you're classy enough to mix it. i'm sitting here with captain hundo and leftover chinese food just playing video games with some friends if you wanna join

Enjoy your friends while you still have them user. I don't have any and haven't for almost a decade. I just finished sending amazon giftcodes and paypal money to the few people I still cared about. I've had over a dozen emails and phone calls in the last half hour making sure my accounts aren't compromised. They aren't but I won't be alive to have to worry about paying them off. 35+ years and my biggest accomplishment is fucking the jews out of about $40K. They won't even notice. Thanks again for replying and have a nice evening and an even better life user!

Any bars, or orther activities that help meet people. How small is your city?

eh -- tried activities but it's mostly rural shit and i'm more of a tech nerd. city is legit

what vidya? I got pc

You Yea Forumsros seem cool. Drinking a huger street IPA right now nothing crazy tonight.

getting fucked in madden rn but we're probably going to overwatch or siege after this. i suck massive dick at both, but it's still fun with people tbh

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if ciurse, drunk gaming is always better with friends, also, checked

discord
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god. you again?

drinking jim beam and vaping home grown weed.

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drunk stories?
>be at friends house drinking for his birthday
>we were all underage at the time but his family was out of town for a week
>we didnt know anything about what to drink so all we had was fireball and captain morgan
>me and birthday boy each drink a 750ml bottle of fireball
>decide to just lay on the floor with a shitton of blankets and pillows
>everyone else at the party just hanging out and drinking
>me and birthday boy drinking much much more than others
>lights dim and music playing, we're still laying on the floor
>all of the sudden female friend says "hey i think *birthday boy* threw up"
>lights turn on
>a lake of puke where friend was laying, he was dragging himself out into his backyard with a trail of puke behind him
>puke slug gets half way out of the door and passes out in a puddle of his throw up
>we give him water and a pillow and let him sleep it off
>gets up and takes a shower 2 hours later and its all good

Never tried that, I really like jim beam black though.

Pic because it reminds me of the warm feelz this drink combo gives me in the evening.

A Deschuts Black Butte Porter

and my own twist on the Hot Toddy that I call the Cozy Kettle:
- Two shots Bourbon
- A splash of lemon juice, and slice of lemon.
- Tablespoon of Apple Cider Vinegar
- Cinnamon Stick broken up
- Tablespoon of Honey
- Slices of fresh Ginger
- Dozen Black Peppercorns gently crushed with the flat of a knife, just so that they're broken open.
- Teaspoon of Brown Sugar
- 8 oz Hot Water.

Mix everything up and let steep in a teapot or stove pot, for ten minutes.

A fun alteration would be to add red wine to taste. Perhaps even replacing some of the water. Make sure it's hot though.

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Keeping it dry tonight, but I have gone through a whole pack of cuban cigarillos.

Picked up a bottle of Redbreast 12. Pretty good if you like Irish whisky

oh and Cherry Tobacco...
And yeah I know, smoking and drinking together is bad news, but hey, so's my life. :/

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Drinking cheap black ice beer. 6.1% and the cheapest/highest alcohol content beer in alberta lol. Drunk story? I was at a house party with a few bros when i was about 17, was drinking malibu straight out the bottle and sitting on the roof of the house. Someone pulled out a fat joint and obviously i partook cause i was wasted and ended up picking a fight with everyone and puking everywhere, Called my dad at 3am (who started work at 5am) and he said when i drove up to the place i was laying on the sidewalk in a giant puddle of my own puke. Good times

You ever try an Irish Death?
Weird tasting beer, but a 32oz bottle will get you there quicker than any other beer I've come across.

Never heard of it, ill for sure keep an eye out tho. What are you drinking tonight user?

had a few shitty bud lights from the gasser stop...shit beer but 2 for $3 I can't complain...an some jim beam to finish me off. Laying in bed rn not ready for tomorrow & hate my fucking life. Godspeed to you lads

Keep your chin up Yea Forumsro

Sleep it off and proceed with life tomorrow. user from earlier is most likely dead now and no one gives a fuck.

Just tighened up one of these
pic related

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Check

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ooof, man, that brings back bad dad memories. That shit was good tho.

Dude the memories of Mardi Gras in NO...that where I got my preference for

pic related

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Old friend celebrating his wedding and new years on the same night (new years). Didn't get an invite but found my way in by asking ppl what they were doing for new years. Unbeknownst to me everybody knows i party hard and they didn't want me there. "So called" friends keep feeding me shots and encouraging me to drink more and more and laughing at me. Night ends with them telling me i can't crash there and me hitting another car trying to get home. I ended up in the hospital and so did 4 other passengers in the other car. Thank god there were no major injuries. None of my "friends" ever bothered to contact me regarding the wreck. Not even asking about the situation or whether or not i was ok. I was the joke of the party. Thought i had friends. Its been 2 years and i havn't got a single call/message from them.

Greg? Prove it.

fuickign hell im durunk you faggots

The first night not drinking is the hardest. The next day you feel accomplished. Do not let the weekend become an excuse to get fucked up.

not him but thats kinda my problem, i get 2 days to myself and just get bored out of my mind which leads me to this shit, old habits die pretty hard i guess.

I haven't had a first night not drinking in years. Don't worry user, I'm close to the end. I don't even remember if it was this trhead or not but I just put myself into financial ruin. My miserable existence shall end soon!

damn, sorry to hear that man.. I wouldnt call them friends though, ive been in a similiar rut, not as bad as hitting someone else but when i was underage i had a hookup for booze and drank almost a liter of whiskey a day at 19 for about a year. Friends would only contact me if they wanted to get drunk, never mentioned or said anything about how terrible my drinking was. If i started to pass out theyd drink my shit without me until i woke up. Shitty that the people you feel closest to will do you like that, I understand it was me doing it to myself but stealing booze and just leaving the minute you wake up feels pretty shitty, especially when i dont have any sort of family around besides my mom and siblings

how is southern comfort? burn alot or?

it's extremely smooth in my experience, almost like a honey-ish texture going down.

The ultimate denial of the flesh, and act of allegiance to the Good God of Creation is suicide.

I love me some Wild Turkey 101. That’s my go to. I was drinking some Bulleitt Rye tonight though and making some maple syrup old fashioned’s.

One of my booty calls hollered at me tonight. Black chick, pic related. Snapchat is the fucking tits.

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soooo... why arent you sharing the tits or the snap?

Out of booze and I missed last call, so settling for cuban cigarillos

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I'm too drunk to comprehend wtf you are babbling about but thanks for tye you

Chucktown fag!

Privacy reasons

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stouts are the only beer worth drinking tbh

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Stop being a fag. Share tits.

lol no I just told you why I’m doing it this way

Southern Comfort is for fags. It’s sweetened liquor for children.

I'd love to breed your nubian pussy!

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lol it's all poison in the end bro. if you think your entire personality can be determined by what you choose to get drunk with then you're probably an uninteresting person

Well that’s the girl I was banging a few hours ago. She’s not here, you drunk fuck. Fucking kek

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This is false. You’re a child.

> imperial stout
I brewed one of those a while ago. Damn was it good

Yep. It's literal acid.

Except in SoCo’s case just add a literal pound of sugar to it. Makes for a nice hangover.

nah I'm an adult whose liquor of choice is whiskey/bourbon, neat. never even had southern comfort. again, taking any sort of pride in your throat's ability to swallow poison is retard-tier

I’m a former heavy drinker and athlete/military veteran. I’ve switched to weed mainly and much prefer it. I’ve run out of weed for the first time in a while so I bought a fifth of Jim Beam and I’ve polished off more than half of it and all I have is a stomachache. I’m reminded of how much better herb is. I just have to drink so much to get where I need to get to feel good, and the next day I feel shitty. I wish my tolerance level was lower.

If I was drinking Southern Comfort, shit... I’d never get drunk. That’s Kool-Aid.

Acetic acid is acetic acid

I’m not taking pride. Southern Comfort is gross. The fact that you’re defending it so much and saying that you’re getting drunk off of it is.. fucking weird to me. You’re a baby.

No.

You sound like you would enjoy a 16 year old single malt with a dash of spring water

Dude stop drinking. It is not worth it.

Lol nice argument

If you’re trying to get drunk off SoCo, then, just.. that’s stupid. Let me go find out how bad that shit is for you.

Sounds better than Babby’s First Adult Beverage. SoCo should be served in a sippy cup.

did you actually read my post? I've never even had southern comfort, I'm sure like most liqueurs it's not good. it's the fact that you actually think you can roast someone for preferring a sweeter drink than straight liquor. means absolutely nothing either way.

Yeah well if you haven’t had it, then there’s really not much for you to say. It’s sweetened bourbon with a lower alcohol content. Definitely nothing that dingleberry should be bragging about kek

probably would. only reason I prefer whiskey/scotch/bourbon over other liquors is that it's the only kind that seems to have real flavor to it. vodka and rum just taste like straight alcohol to me, gin is only good for mixing, and tequila is somewhat distinctive but not enough to have it neat.

Bacardi gold, I wish I had some Blackheart right now;_;

"dingleberry" wasn't bragging about it, how dumb are you? this is literally just a "what are you drinking" thread, and that's what user is drinking.

Right now I'm drinking Jim. Was drinking Kraken before that

You sound like dingleberry, or maybe his boyfriend.

usually it's stoli and ice, but tonight I've only got this rose. only bought it because the bottle's pretty.

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Anyone have really stinky grease off the side of their nose after drinking a bunch? It smells like toe cheese. Is that from all the detox? I wash and it still comes back.

Asking for a friend

Red has this medicine aftertaste that isn't for everyone. It's best with soda water imo, whereas black is an all rounder.
Unless you're super into their recipes, there's little reason to buy anything more expensive than Green label.
Blue on paper is a good blend, but it's retarded price is just from the increasing rarity of the barley they use.

Tito's and Milwaukee Best. I don't care. It's a 24oz can of 6% beer for $1. I binge drink every weekend knowing I have to go back to that fucking shithole on Sunday night. Fuck third shift and fuck myself for making poor life decisions to end up in this line of work.

>$13/hr assembler in a sweat shop factory

I have a crystal decanter I keep filled with at least 14 year old single malt for special occasions. The only reason I don't have a vial of spring water with it is I can't afford the quality of scotch that would benefit from it. The most expensive bottle I've put in it was like $150.

Damn dude all those feels.

This is wierd but I feel like there are a lot of people who need to hear it. We may be in the process of tzking twelve steps to the wind, life may be fucking terrible, there's no reason to do anything but numb the horible pain of existence.
Fuck it whatever, all that matters is that you keep fighting beause you know what life is horse shit, every single walking sack of flesh isnt' worth a damn. But fuck all of that gay ass shit.
You may feel like none of this shit is worth it but you can do it.
Make the whole god damn universe your bitch

Fuck it, if you like the bottle that's all that matters

Save up for a vehicle and drive somewhere with tech jobs. Why would you destroy your body like that for $13 an hour?

This. Anytime I hear about someone working in a factory I just think why? My mom worked at Honda for 15 years, became too injured to work and couldn't fight them. She never got compensation, workers comp or anything. You're nothing but a piece of shit to factories.

because he didn't have any other option you limp-dicked over privileged waste of space

There is a bottle at the liqour store that looks like a cat. The wine inside is half decent but the packaging probably gets the soccer mom sales.

I manage a liquor store and can at least assure you that soccer moms are not the only one's who dive on that crap

I worked at a liquor store, morning shift. It's kind of hard seeing so many people come in as soon as you open in the morning clearly going through withdrawals. One old lady would always come in and get Old Crow. She'd be visibly shaking, have to place her hand on the counter to hold herself up and would fast walk out of there once she paid for it. I can't imagine feeling like you're stuck in that position.

Fuck alcoholics. They did that to themselves. God I fucking hate the "wahh wahh i cant quit because withdrawals" people. Fucking pussies and drudges.

Eh, it's been like 3-4 years now. After awhile you stop gibing a shit I guess. My boss randomly "bans" some people from our store because he doesn't want to be the reason someone drinks themselves to death but at least from getting to know some of those kind of people they know exactly what their doing to themselves and don't give a flying fuck what happens to themselves. Also morning shifts are okay for me in my area, the regulars are p nice, it's the cocksuckers around 9pm who are the issue. Those meatbags will punch your fucking door in if they can just to get another pint of travelers club

This fucking guy. Yeah, go ahead and try to quit when you get to that point. Enjoy having non-stop panic attacks, a racing heart, thinking you're about to drop dead and feeling like you have a super advanced version of the flu for several days straight. Also, quitting can literally kill you, even in a medical facility.

Black Bush! A wonderful Irish whiskey, and plenty of it, the night before I leave home for another few months.

Rare breed shits all over 101

How bad of a hangover will I have if I down this entire 1L bottle of Tito's?

Coming from someone who will experience that with or without the alcohol. Life fucking sucks and we're all pieces of shit, get over it

Just get some fucking smirnoff and save yourself some cash

>MUH PANIC ATTACKS
Jesus fucking Christ I hate Gen Z faggots. Anxiety isn't fucking real. You're just a chicken shit coward. Get the fuck over it you god damn pussy.

Sounds like solid advice a doctor would say.

>Oh you're a liquor store monkey boy shelf stocker

I'd be angry too

>Sitting there watching a movie
>Literally nothing in my life is stressful, have a great life
>Out of nowhere, my chest feels tight
>My heart is beating at 150 bpm
>My back hurts like hell
>My legs and arms start shaking
>I can't speak proper English
>The room starts spinning
>A few minutes later, it stops and goes away

I assure you panic attacks are real. I get them about once a month out of nowhere for no fucking reason and it's infuriating. I'm in constant fear that they'll happen during a business meeting or something.

Quit drinking. It causes brain damage.

Haha I actually robbed a liquor store a couple months ago. Put a shotgun in the guys face, led him to safe, and told him he could either die, or open the safe and I’d give him $200 out of the view of the camera. I gave him $200, and when I read the news, the description they put out of me was of a black man. Top fucking kek.

oh man, i am wasted.

Uh oh. We all know what happens when THAT happens.

The best show to watch when you’re buzzed is Barry.

alcohol is like 15th on my list of ways to get fucked up, but it is 1st on easiest availability.

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wat is that?

>Anxiety isn't fucking real

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I had a shot of Devil's Cut, and was disappointed.
I'm drinking Evan Williams tonight, the best cheap Bourbon.

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