Rekt thread

I'm tempted to do this to my dog. He's a piece of shit we adopted. Broken fucking mutt tried attacking me today.

What a way to to, ugh

A classic

Yess. Assert your dominance by sshoving your pet in a machine.

>(a) Definition.
>In this section the term “animal crush video” means any photograph, motion-picture film, video or digital recording, or electronic image that—
>(1) depicts actual conduct in which 1 or more living non-human mammals, birds, reptiles, or amphibians is intentionally crushed, burned, drowned, suffocated, impaled, or otherwise subjected to serious bodily injury (as defined in section 1365 and including conduct that, if committed against a person and in the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, would violate section 2241 or 2242); and
>(2) is obscene.

>(b) Prohibitions.
>It shall be unlawful for any person to knowingly sell, market, advertise, exchange, or distribute an animal crush video in, or using a means or facility of, interstate or foreign commerce.

>(d) Penalty.
>Any person who violates subsection (b) shall be fined under this title, imprisoned for not more than 7 years, or both.

law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/48
>>>/global/rules/1

shut up faggot

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Uhhh

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Hold up

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BOOF

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KEK

>i'll rush the shooter
>failed

Probably shoulda stayed down Mohammad

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College gymnastics yesterday. Two broken legs

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What video card is this?

Full?

woah

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>(e) Exceptions.—
>(2)Good-faith distribution.—This section shall not apply to the good-faith distribution of an animal crush video to—
>(B) a third party for the sole purpose of analysis to determine if referral to a law enforcement agency is appropriate.
It seems like he acted in good faith to me

It's in chinkland.

ouchie, pretty much the reason why I never got into high risk sports

cause that worked for the rest of them?

Exactly. Think about it, Mohammad

fuck that off, worst in the thread yet

open question: why the fuck do you participate in "college gymnastics"? You know you'll never go to the olympics... or make any money from this... you're just out there moving around about half as good as the little 15 year old asian kid and risking forever injuries like the one seen and worst.

Wheres the sound??? Fucking idiot newfag cuck

>>i'll rush the shooter
more like rushing past the shooter toward the exit

Bomb disposal unit operative heroically defuses 49 bombs

>more like rushing past the shooter toward the exit
what? when he's standing in front of the only exit to a corridor that extends a long distance to actual freedom.

user, pls

To get into college.

Any one have the one where a elephant breaks down a wall and steps on a dude

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damn thats nasty

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youtu.be/DzBNh-K6_WY

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fuck cyclists. they deserve a good maiming.

That’s completely awful. I’ve seen fucked up things but that is beyond sick.

Why has it taken people this long to post this? I really dont understand why people are scared to post it

Kek

They're afraid the gubment will label them Nazis. I like Muslims...so I'm glad to see it just to get an idea of what happened that day.

Not even the decency to kill it quickly. What a waste.