I'm a college professor

I'm a college professor.

If you were my student and found my nude, what would you do?

Pic related, is me.

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laugh

Burn you alive

Call the cemetary and tell them one of their corpses escaped

someones gonna find out who you are you ugly fat bastard

suck you off

>when you have to lift a hatch of blubber to find your enlarged clitoris

One of my students gonna be on/b/?

Lol you had to pull the fat away to see your dick. That's really sad... I know you're old and gave up on dieting but you should try to lose weight.... See a doctor or nutritionist or trainer or some shit

This

Professor Garrette?

>the master race

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No sorry, my names not Garrett

found a match

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ew

ignore and not do anything about it because i’m a responsible and sane student who will not blackmail or have sex with someone in charge of my academic future

Anyone else want to guess my name?

i probably wouldn't do anything. teachers live their life just like i do

I would kneel in front of you and take in the muskiness of your manhood while you caressed my head. Then I would take you gently into my mouth and suckle you until you became erect. Then I would lay you down and ride your cock and beg you to cum deep inside you..beg you to impregnate me and bear me your child.

Are you married?

Yes

What did your wife do when she first saw your pathetic dick?

She laughed

You need to offer her one or two of these

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I honestly would laugh my ass off
You have a shrimp dick nigga how are you married

She knows she can do whatever she wants

this is sad

And I'm drunk, AMA

Seriously anything

you got tenure tho

My tiny ginger dick

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No I my college doesn't have tenure

What do you teach user? My brother is a professor and he's an absolute fuck-head; are you as well?

I teach chemistry

You probably want to suck Bernie's socialist dick!

No I voted trump

old perverted fat fucks whose old home was craigslist now easily know of Yea Forums

this trash is facebook now

Bernie and aoc are fucking socialist commy bastard s

No tenure huh community college then?

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Well played user

What facebook user?

ew old fagg

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