Saturday night, and I'm about to get down with this beauty. What are you b/tards doing ? Oh, that's right....nothing

Saturday night, and I'm about to get down with this beauty. What are you b/tards doing ? Oh, that's right....nothing.

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good looking female you bagged there 8/10 would bang

Manning the harpoons

not to be rude, but I would rather masturbate to miss alice.

>beauty
KEK

Y’all are some god damn beached whales. I’m not doing anything rn because my girl is at her club volleyball tournament 2 hours away. Begone elephants

How did you know I was doing nothing... wtf

Ive been eating mdma since last night with my woman. still goin, still fuckin

gonna give her every inch I've got...make her beg for it

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Nice belly, lets see her tits

u are all replying to pasta

I'll take this over that "beauty" any day!

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Lets see her feet and underarms

Oh jesus no

I already rubbed one out too your fat cow. Thanks/b/ro.

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Thats one ugly fucking hand. I bet your dick throws up after being fondled by that shit

Is that your mom?

>"Hey b I'm gonna put my tiny smelly weenie in a hairy disgusting lordiosis hemale"

I'd rather say drinking alone thanks

stay*

This is disgusting

I smell jealousy

What's his name?

>gonna give her every inch I've got
BOTH OF THEM?

Standards eliminate possibilities. Her body reminds me of my wife and I’m always trying to fuck her.

Don't care, having fun.

Fucking A.

All faggots just learning to troll, pay attention. I haven't laughed this hard since the 3rd season of Archer.

are you blind? i will pray for you OP

man OP u lucky bastard!!!!!!!!

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you sound like a cool guy that doesn't do anything unless his gf is there, telling him what to do like a man-puppet for women

God she’s gross OP
And I’m into chubbies
I’m also 38 though
God that bush those cross eyes no curves at least it looks like she showered so it won’t stink at least for a few hours

Gross

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I thought this was another Chris Chan leak for a moment...

More?

Thank you, I now feel infinitely better about doing nothing tonight and once I've doused my eyes in bleach, I intend to relish it. Godspeed, OP.

Nah man but this guy was trying to flex that he’s about to go an inch deep in his mammoth so I replied with something to do with my girlfriend

But you are right on the cool guy part homie