So... Doctors says that I only have two years max to live

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Brain tumor

RIP OP

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fuck user. but thats life. you need to accept this.
you can use this time to do all kind of drugs.
get some lsd and shrooms at the darknet, it will make everything a lot easier.

Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.

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reply or you are mum die

Thanos?

Gotta love the Japanese

How old? Any symptoms?
How did you find out?
>Sorry to hear about it mate

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I'm 28, symptom is a pain that go from the top of my head, behind my eyes to my spine.

lost

Glioblastoma?

I'm sorry to hear that. Hope however many days you have left on this earth are pleasant

all these "jokes" are for a very young audience i think not a single laught from me
>sage btw

Reported for announcing a sage

Use this chance to hunt niggers, becoming a superhero legend in the process
They'll make films about your exploits

No, and I don't know the english name of it

Thanks dude

user some friendly advice.dont forget to confess your sins before you go.When time comes leave this world in peace,dont carry that weight with you

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Yeah.
Write them down and post it here.
That way we can enjoy your sins while you're feeding the worms.

>Doctors says that I only have two years max to live.
This would be the absolute best news I could ever get.
I cant wait to die, but can't an hero for morality reasons so I have to stick around in this shithole prison. I might end up being here for another 100 years. I will be pissed off.

Fuck I found the book in the meme you just posted at a library when I was a kid. Im now old enough to understand I was reading someone's acid trip.

The problem is even if I'm 28, it feel like I didnt live yet.

Truth is that I'm terrified guys.

Pick up a book about taoist alchemy by mantak chia. Cultivation of male sexual energy. It might do you some good.

There are legit studies now from the FDA trying to reverse psychadelics legality for a number of reasons.. one being a really good trip on shrooms helps terminal patients cope with and accept their end.

Dmt litterally gets released by the pineal gland at death, doing dmt is like getting equipped for death (ego death)

I heard that dying is bad, is this true?

This is the biggest dmt myth there is.. It releases small amounts daily, and your body has inhibitors that break it. That's why when making Ayahuasca you have to include another root with Mao inhibitors. If you didnt naturally metabolise and break down dmt you'd trip every time you ate a salad. It's in everything.

evidently not

>Small amounts daily

That is to say it doesn't have near enough stored to.make a psychadelic trip.

make the most of your 2 years then Yea Forumsro

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Hey just stopping by Yea Forums and this was literally the first thread I clicked on. I happen to be listening to this philosophy/music mix right now, and I think you might enjoy it just as much as I am:

youtube.com/watch?v=VqTk8bcsLzE

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Thanks

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Hey my guy, I'm really sorry to hear that. Fuck it if you're not religious and sage me to help but I'm praying for ya. I hope in these last year's you really truly live. Love you dude, no homo. Take some OC, Just for you.

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Fuck why'd it rotate

>robocock

dailymotion.com/video/x34slax

pure kino

Japs are fucking retarded

Based.

This is how society should act. Fuck no-fault-freedom.

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Unironically good for anti finger printing but that's about it

This.
Start using heroin. It will make u content in whatever you are going thru. And acid will help u accept your life.
Just dont let yourself come down from heroin. Shits brutal

You will get a prayer.

Owchie

Wtf are you doing on b/ when you know you're fuckin dead soon? Go live while you can, fuck whores and do lines off their dicks. Fuckin idiot.

thank you that was amazing

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Jesus could you be anymore China

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>This much impearialism

Sorry to hear that user. I hope you get to make the most of your time. I’ll be rooting for you

1.9tdi master race
>glug glug glug glug glug

youtube.com/watch?v=Ten9CNOSDWM

Well are you going to tell us which post it was?

Thanks you

Doctors gave me 6 months, 9 years ago. Don't take their medicine and just start eating right and exercising dude.

Guys thanks you for your words of kind

Yeah dude tell him to suck some dick too. It’ll have the same effect on that tumor

You are not me so please stop

This is the Medical equivalent of putting your phone in rice

Damn straight I'm not you I'm not going to be dead before my 29th birthday

Actually I will. I will be 29 in May.

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I guess the jokes on me then

Don't "cheer up." Happiness is an illness, just like depression. You need to be constantly feeling that clock and scared out of your mind. Only valid response. Eventually those feelings will stop being painful and you will see them fuel you. Just gotta endure until you break your Hedonic Median even. Then you will find peace and enjoy your last moments with stoic pride.

Explain to me why I'm still alive then. Huh, maybe being blasted by radiation and kept alive on a table in the hopes that I survive is actually a bullshit way to pay doctors millions? HMMMM

What is your diet like? Nutshell time: go keto. Seriously.

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Yea.... Mercy killing should have been done at the scene.....

You need 50grams of carbs, roughly, on a daily basis just so your brain can function. Forcing yourself through gluconeogenesis when you're suffering with illness can cause said illness to speed up and for your immune system to fall behind, because you're more focused on trying to keep your brain running. Keto is fine, but don't go lower than 50-60grams of carbs a day, or you're literally retarded.

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Gotta watch this one bro ylyl
youtu.be/RS_gMkGoHMs

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This guy is retard
youtu.be/9Yie8IZ4GKA

>You need 50grams of carbs

Yea.. no shit. Thanks for mansplaining.

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It's not mansplaining you salted dyke roll. You suggested keto, and most people only know keto as "no carbs only meat and fat, faggots", and that shit is dangerous, especially for someone with a sickness. I pointed out some key information to doing keto right, not just the keto some fag who's sore over their daily dilation throws out there thinking they know shit about shit. In short, remember you're less than me and always will be, and more than half of that worth is self-imposed, cunt.

fucking lost

what you gonna do for your last 2 years OP?

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Travel for the most part

If you come to Tucson I'll help you move into the death period smoothly, can be at any point in the next two years, it's just an existential thing

That blows user. Maybe with what time you have left you could try to make the word a little bit better of a place. Helping others is a sure fire way to feel abetter about yourself.

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rip

lost

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fuck the cunt

soundcloud.com/crazedh/eating-apples-ft-crazed-h

Thanks dude, I actually wanted to come in Tucson to visit Running With Scissors's studio

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staged

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aw fucking speak english, eh, for the love of fuck.

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>putting your phone in rice dries it out and saves it from destruction though?

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flashbangs still have concussion

THIS

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LSD or cyanide capsule?

Come to D.C. sometime and lets grab a beer at breadsoda. I bartend there sometimes.

i wish i had 2 years left i can't stand another year in this shithole

>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Kys and prove them wrong

What an insult, calm down bud it's just the internet

That's why it's funny ya fucken dunce

there is literal blood pouring from the mans scalp, how is it staged?

Hope you feel better op. If you don't mind my asking will it be a painful death or a peaceful one?

Like an anevrism it will be over in an instant

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dude i have an MRI scheduled next week. i have similar symptoms.. did you use drugs (opiates/analogs)??

any other sx? i just am dizzy..

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I have no mouth yet i must scream

If you enlarge this photo, you'll fall in love. You've been warned.

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No I don't do drugs

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any other symptoms?? i'm super scared i might have cancer of the brain dude.. do you have any way i can contact you on? if we both have cancer i'd like to stay in touch

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please reply mate. i'd appreciate it..

See a doctor, it's plain simple.

i did that already and have a head MRI this thursday

Then wait for the results ! It might be nothing...

At first my doctor thought that it was an eye problem and that I might need Glasses. Maybe you have that

How to be sure you will go to heaven when you die:

youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

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Heaven isn’t real, the afterlife is just your brain realeasing abunch of chemicals to trick itself into think your last moment goes on forever. Dmt and the like

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damn who is this flawless beauty

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