What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done Yea Forums? Do you regret doing it? Would you do it again?

What's the most fucked up thing you've ever done Yea Forums? Do you regret doing it? Would you do it again?

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I just came here to say that's a mighty fine ass.

I had sex with my mom's friend when she passed out drunk at our house and got her pregnant. She never found out who the father is.

One of the fucked up things I've done was to get high as fuck on molly, call up a girl on Tinder, took a taxi over to her place (about 100usd one way) fucked her, and apparently fisted her til she bled, then took a taxi back home.

If you're worried about regretting sucking BBC OP, let me assure you. You're just being yourself.

That isn't fucked up. You're just bragging.

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How is it bragging. I'd rather call it fucking embarassing acting like a fucking idiot.Spent a bunch of money, for literally nothing and a shit feeling for several days afterwards.

Beat my friends cat for months

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Not that
I groped my female (girl) cousin while she slept beside me

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I've masturbated with my cousins used panties many times as a teen. I just feel awkward thinking about these moments now. she isnt even pretty.

I used to put holes in my moms condoms and apparently my sister would steal them and she ended up getting pregnant at 15

I fucked this girl one time and she let me cum in her pussy so I made her sit with her legs up and I fucked her a total of 5 times and I came in her pussy every time then I made her push the cum out into a cup and have her a plan b pill but made her take it using the cum instead of water

>have her a plan b pill but made her take it using the cum instead of water

dis an good idea user i like it

Technically raped my ex cause I started fucking her while she was sleeping, but she was in to it when she woke up.

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Do this with current gf all the time. It's fun when she wakes up. I feel shame if she's drunk and doesnt wake up.

My best friend invited me over to her place to watch movies, and eat something, I went over, we had dinner and shit, after a while I Got Her quite high(she was my crush) and fucked her in her appartment, she got mad at me for several months, now I’m going to her wedding next month.

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Sorry, it's kind of a long setup...

>Went to college with my HS gf
>Had been dating for 4 years
>She was at best 6/10, with a tall, athletic build, and thick before it was a hot trend
>She was also my secret slut, relatively prudish in public, but a freak in private
>She loved cum, she was horny as hell, and never said no to a bit light bondage
>I made some friends in my dorm that first year and they all met her and liked her well enough
>As we got to know each other better, I shared some sex stories and nude sets, exposing my gf's sluttier side
>One friend was particularly interested in her and stayed pretty up-to-date on our sex life
>Fast forward a few months, we're all drinking together in the dorm and my gf is there
>Friend approaches us well into the evening and let's slip that I've told him all about our sex life
>Before it got too awkward, he masterfully complimented her ways and played up how pathetic his sex life has been, how much he always wanted a gf like her, etc.
>Granted my gf was drunk, but he had managed to manipulate her and in short time she was talking openly about how much she loves pleasing me
>My friend continued his approach (with me right by my gf's side) and asked if we'd include him in sex that night
>My gf and I were both drunk, didn't really think he was all that serious, and in after a brief discussion decided it might be fun
>We all walked down the hall to my room with 1/4 a bottle of vodka
>My roommate was gone, so it was just the 3 of us in the room
>We friend immediately sat on my bed (the bottom bunk) while I fiddled with music and my gf nursed the bottle of vodka
>She passed the bottle to me, which I passed to my friend, which he passed back to my gf, who then finished it off
>She started making out with me and I started to touch her while my friend watched from the bed
>I got her shirt off
>She worked on undoing my belt and button on my pants while I removed her bra

id wanna pound that ass too tell us story of how it went n how fucked up she was

At a party with my now ex gf (giant cunt), got her hammered, took her to a room and I fisted her pussy for the first time ever. I hated her so when we woke up I went to go fuck her to find out her cunt was gaping and swollen. I asked her “what the fuck did you do last night??” Knowing damn well it was me. I made it seem like she cheated on me and I broke up with her because of it. Lmao

stfu, virgin.

>My friend gave a quiet "mmm" from the bed at the site of her exposed, firm, perky, teen tits
>As I started to cup and squeeze her breasts, she slid my pants and boxers down to my ankles
>Before she touched me, she put her hair up in a ponytail and I kissed her chest and neck while she worked
>She lightly grabbed my dick, gave me a few soft tugs and a kiss on the lips, then told me to get into bed
>She invited my friend to take my place
>I watched them standing there, nervously making out, and was honestly shocked that my gf was so in charge
>He started to touch her and she turned away from him, grabbed his hands, put them on her tits, then guided him down to the button on her jeans
>He undid the button, stripped down her jeans
>On his way back up, his kissed her legs, lightly bit her ass, then grabbed her lacy thong in his teeth and pulled those down too
>He stood back up, she stepped out of her jeans, but still facing away from him, and again he put his hands on her boobs, then slowly slid them down, this time to her shaved pussy
>Her hands were up over her head, gripping his hair as he kissed her neck
>She eventually turned to face him, then dropped to her knees
>He took off his shirt while she undid his pants
>When she pulled down his boxers, I heard her whisper, "You're a big boy," but I couldn't make out much in the dim lighting coming from my laptop screen
>I also had no knowledge of the size of his dick prior to that point, so I was just as shocked as she was to learn that he had a fucking hog
>I saw her grab his cock and lift it up for inspection and got first hand confirmation that the dude was hung, but was apparently having a problem getting hard
>She started to suck him, but was apparently having a difficult time because of his size and the fact that he was still mostly soft
>He said something about not really getting off on blowjobs, but maybe if she kept going he'd get there

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i accidentaly made a poor girl a famous Yea Forums whore. now her life is ruined and shes a heroin addict

Quints?

C'mon quints!

I once hit a coyote with my car at 2 am so I took it in my car and fucked its dead body till it was dripping with my cum

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Mate are you like 11 years old or something

fuck off

>She led him to the bed and he sat at the opposite end of where I was laying
>She told my friend to enjoy the view as I sat up a bit and she got on her knees and elbows between us
>My gf stuck her ass up in the air a bit (I'm sure he had a full view of her asshole and pussy) and she started blowing me
>After a few deep throats, she pulled up, spit on my dick, and started jerking me off
>She asked how she was doing, told me she loved me, and told me how much she wanted me
>My friend was still sitting there, jerking himself off in an attempt to get the blood flowing
>My gf stopped blowing me, turned away from me, and invited me to fuck her doggy style
>I fucked her in this cramped bottom bunk while she continued to play with and blow my friend
>We made some light conversation, I eventually picked up the pace a bit, and pulled out to shoot my load on her ass when I was ready
>I wiped off her ass with a dirty shirt while she continued on with my friend
>He asked if she would be willing to have sex with him too
>She agreed as long as it was cool with me and again, I didn't much care
>I put on a robe, left to pee, and came back to them fucking missionary in my bed
>I felt super fucking awkward, so I started checking emails
>They changed position to doggy and I heard my gf start crying a muffled, "ow"
>The ow was followed by a definite increase in speed
>The ows became more vocal and were shortly followed by, "No, please stop."
>At this point I said it was enough and got to the light switch
>I flipped on the light to find my bed a bloody mess, my friend still drilling away, faster, and faster
>I put my hand on his shoulder and he stopped, his dick still inside her
>He pulled out, grinning, and I told him to get the fuck out
>He gathered his clothes and left immediately after getting his pants on, while my gf just laid there crying in a pool of her own blood
>I was completely freaked out and through her tears she told me she felt him cum inside her

I posted a girl who was one of my best friends on the time on the website thedirty because I thought it wouldn't actually go through. I also put up her name, city, and one of her deepest secrets that she only told me. So like it did end up going through and getting posted, and it's still up there lol

I would not.

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I immensely regret the experience. My gf was fucked up by it for a long time and our relationship never recovered from that night. She went to therapy years later and told me she didn't blame me for what happened, but also couldn't exactly forgive me. I have never forgiven myself and have felt like less of a man ever since it happened. I went nuts and made some pretty serious threats toward the friend, but he didn't give a shit and never apologized. We never talked again. My gf begged me not to go to my RA, head of our dorm, or a dean because she was mortified of what had happened.

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