Be me

>be me
>was drug dealer
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>killed 4 people one was self defense
>Start to go off the rails
>GF tried to help me but I broke her heart and moved back to St. Louis
>Car stolen
>chewed on by pitbull
>stabbed pitbull to death with a kitchen knife
>Now mostly clean
>Still buy and sell heroin for the cryps sometimes.
>cryp gangster is my only friend now
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>still traumatized from committing and experiencing violence.
>Trying desperately to work and slang to have a place to live for my sister and I
> Want to an hero
Please advise or tell me about your crimes. It helps. It's been a year since I did one of these. You might remember me.

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cool story bro...

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I really wish it was mane

I guess I drove drunk once. I had an embarrassing panic attack at the airport and couldn't board a flight. That's about it. My life's been very middle class. In the 90s when I was a juvenile I bought boosted car radios.

Not bad. You did your thing.

Man I was in lockup for maybe 12 hours. I told my wife to be sure to carry her green card and call the lawyer at the first sign of any problem with any law enforcement and she started talking about not being afraid to go to immigration jail. I told her that she would be bawling her eyes out. Not sure she believed me.

What do you think would happen to an upper class white girl from Argentina in an immigration jail?

I think I smoked weed once

Your so full of shit it hurts.

Uhh...yeah OP here sees your point. That could go real bad guards are douchebags, likewise I am sure cbp or ice agents are major douchebags

Oh yeah I'm gul

Oh yeah I'm full of shit right G? Tell me how you know. I bet you never even fucked one of your boys GFS let alone seen a parking ticket you didn't pay so cram it bitch.

That's what I'm saying man, I'm in my 30s and I'd be fucking crying if I were in jail nowadays.

Newfag

Exactly!

Do you have kids or felonies?

One ex GF says her daughter is mine. I have narrowly escaped felony prosecution a few times. Most of my crimes I'm not even the last suspect. What you dont quite realise about our country (the US) is that if they dont suspect you outright or run your DNA sometime down the road they don't catch you. Ever.

When truth walks away every body stays.

So yeah man... I don't want to tell you what you already know, you know what they say, there are old gangsters and bold gangsters, but there are no old, bold gangsters. And I can tell you that research shows that the average person who gets involved in that kind of gang lifestyle only stays in it for two years at the most, you know this. The only way you can hope for a stable life going forward is to not catch a felony, right?

Providing you want to leave that life and get stability - I'm just assuming that's what you want, but it may be serving you somehow.

“cryps”

Nice LARP

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Yeah man. Maybe I feel like I should be punished. Last time I was in jail all I could think was...this makes sense...

Though at the same time part of the jail experience is having to sit there and come to that realization.

Well there is being a criminal and being a blood in member of a gang. I've committed at least one felony a week since I was fifteen. On top of mostly passing for a normal Joe. Two years might be a limit for someone in an active set. But affiliates who are mostly in business for themselves while still having a limited obligation to the gang that supplies or protects them. So yeah, old, not bold, but still in. Like I don't have to do shit except for by stock when I can afford it and sell it and maybe throw down for my supplier but I'd do that anyway. He is one of the only people to be good to me since I came to town.

OP, if I was your cellmate, I would turn every pore on body into my own personal vagina just like your dad and uncles did to you already, bitch. Pic related, it's you learning your place after I make you wear a mop as a wig for me

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Lol you're funny. You think that scares me? You have any idea what I'd do to you stuck in a room with me? You're the one whose afraid of being someone's bitch. You can't scare me, I've been through it all.

If you can get out of that lifestyle now you can probably feel what it means to be free and not have to worry about the police and other gangsters anymore.

Men I'd make you wear panties and lipstick and suck ma dick!

>OP, if I was your cellmate, I would turn every pore on body into my own personal vagina
Because you have a mosquito dick lol

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You'd probably recommend not getting into dealing, then?

ROFL I'd love to see you get those panties on me with your fat hanging out of you skin, bleeding all over the floor. Probably so much your slipping on it trying to come at me.

Dealing is fine, don't fuck up. If I had tightened up when my GF wanted me to things would be different. If you want be a criminal that's one thing, I forgot to also be an adult. Decided id rather just eat as much crack meth and heroin as I could before she kicked me out. Bad decision boys.

Men I'd just bitchslap if you started to act up, fuck your ass and spoon you afterwards baby.

I guess I feel less free being less of a criminal. I feel bad because of the astonishing stupid decisions I made. When I could have been smarter. I want to continue being a crook. Just less of one. No more hurting people unless they're going to kill me or try.

Alright now, this not a gangstafag thread how bout you go watch some porn before you piss me off bitch.

Got it, yeah that makes sense. I was thinking about it because I'm having a hard ass time meeting my financial goals completely legit.

So sell weed man. Come to Michigan. You've got to have a gentle, firm hand in business, and be comfortable dealing with hippies, idiots, and assholes, sometimes all in the same person, but if you're a guy who's accustomed to having guns pointed at you, midwestern tough talk doesn't seem like it would be much of a hassle.

Stop doing and dealing drugs and get a job..? How stupid are you?

Do it. Especially if weed laws are relaxed in your area. Don't let people know where you live, they will think all your shit is there and they will rob you. Don't fuck with your friends and loved ones, don't neglect your bills. You won't have my problems. Don't take violence super seriously its often pointless. 3 people I killed, I didn't have to, I shouldn't have done it.

This is not terrible advice. But Michigan be cold as fuck. And I so far have been very happ

How many dicks did you taste in jail? All of them or just most of them?

>You can't scare me, I've been through it all.

So 'it all' includes taking it viciously up the ass, obviously.

Used to fight junkies for money... People pay a lot to watch to humans treat each other like animals

You dont have to go to jail to get love from the homies ;) also shut up with your gay fantasies.

Aww man, see I find that kind of fucked up. At the same time if you told me I could have two grams of heroin just had to fight another junkie...I'd probably do it.

*what i heard* "i am a raging homosexual that wants to use your body. i will also give myself a reason to commit homosexual acts on your person."

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Wow, how incredibly perceptive of you. Well spotted

See it was never drugs for me... I was young, alone, angry and broke... Money and wanting to feel needed or maybe wanted was the biggest thing for me

I was up by Chicago when it all went wrong. I'm glad to be away from the cold weather. Otherwise you right. Michigan is nice.Ohhh SHIIIIIIIT you got owned!

How to even get into dealing if you don't know anyone already in it?

Ahhh, yes, it was money and drugs for me. I have always well beloved. And not appreciate it much. I also was a coward, and getting thrown into some bad situations cured me of that quick.

Men, I think you getting a lil excited. Why don't you go put on something nice and sexy, some makeup, and daddy will be over soon, sweet cheeks. ;)

Find them. You can try some drugs find one you like and then get closer to your dealer sometimes they will decide they trust you and bam! Just like that you got and insider price and maybe even their re enforcement if something goes wrong.

If you live in a bigger city try the train station. If not, it's more important to start as a buyer because you won't find anyone.

OP, I would make you wear your own ass blood as lipstick while you sucked my dick for the privilege to sleep on MY bunk

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You killed 4 people THEN you start to go off the rails?

Well the guilt and the nightmares were part of it. I had some awful dreams were they would ask me why I did it. And not them, but they're decomposing corpses. Then once I realized the guilt was pointless beyond remembering to avoid murder again, I felt better. Also heroin, really makes you feel less guilty.

Ugh yeah sure you would. Ooh I'm so scared. Lol

>scared

Of course you're not scared. You're a good, extremely experienced bitch

Yeah sure that's why I'm not scared. It's not because I could easily shank you to ribbons. Fatty bloody ribbons.

Ooh, look at you having intimate thoughts about my flesh

Clearly nothing new to you, huh sugarhole?

Is it the money at this point? Or are you just accustomed to the lifestyle and perks? Either way I'm sure you're smart enough to make more money cleanly. If you're just doing a couple swaps each week for salary and going fishing the other 5 days, I could understand that I guess. It sounds like you're not enjoying things though.

I just fucked around with the intertube drugs for a bit. Couldn't keep my grades up with a self-induced schizoid disorder and watched all my friends spend time in the psych ward one by one. I never had to go though, guess I just lay on my bed and babble when I get psychotic instead of going in public.

Hope you figure things out, man. I had an Argentinian friend deep in the game there. Talked with him about moving out of town to a commune and building a shroom cellar, was the happiest I'd ever seen him. Dude OD'd on (presumably) fentanyl less than a month later. No way to live, no way to die.

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Yeah, fuck you nigger.

lol i was doing the same shit. Became best friends with some crips and put school on the back burner.

Selling weed and pills.
Was cough by the op in the wrong neighborhood more than once. Could have been real ugly.

This hoodrat bitch one time stupidly invited her little gangsters friends from the next town who got into a TOS gunfight outside on the patio with some other gangsters at the apartment complex we were drinking at. Next thing we know the 8 people including a newborn baby is huddled inside the bathroom waiting for these faggots to stop shooting at each other. We dipped the fuck out as soon as we thought it was safe. The people who lived their were all standing outside confused and scared as fuck. About 20 squad car were pulling up right as we were leaving. The next day on the news the cops talked about how some of the stray bullets from the gunfight went into one of the apartments where this lady had her two children sleeping. That apartment complex has always been know as the "crack towers"

Did that shit for about 5 years before I slipped up and started fucked my ex best friends slutty gf. Shit blew up big time when i got caught, pretty much exiled from that life style. Lost some friends and contacts because of the whole thing. Death threats for like 6 months.

Never pick up any felonies thankfully

Shit was fun but I wasted a lot of time doing stupid shit.

These days i'm trying transfer to university and go into this landscape architect program. Should be there by the years end.

>stabbed pitbull to death with a kitchen knife

no matter what ill you've visited on the earth, at least you did this. at least you did this, man.

respect.

> Make you wear a mop as a wig

Little bitch, but that comment

Yeah. You got rekt by a housepet so bad you had to lash out in mindless panic so a puppy didnt kill you like the helpless prey you are. Nice job, omega.

not op but. have you been bit by a pitbull? they can kill easily. if you let them

reported, now they got your ip sucker

naw i believe you. don't an hero bro. The only way I know that usually makes things better if you change completely, but that's super hard and can go really bad if your bubble bursts.

I've heard that serious offenders who went to cloister-school while in prison have had great success at staying focused on a better life.

what makes you happy during the day?

Kick it in the butthole.

>not op but. have you been bit by a pitbull? they can kill easily. if you let them

>if you literally have the exact same self defense ability as a baby

ftfy

sympathy for a gangster mexican? He should be locked up and deported for life.

>>sympathy for a gangster mexican

what?

I didn't see what gang, i guess he's a nigger , same problem slightly different color.

>I didn't see what gang

I'm so confused man

>was drug dealer
>Still buy and sell heroin for the cryps sometimes.
>cryp gangster is my only friend now

what are you confused about?

>reported, now they got your ip sucker

being this autistic.

actually believing that by reporting a post, the mods will serve as your personal army and go deliver this guy to the cops? what world do you live in?

>>Still buy and sell heroin for the cryps sometimes.

your assumptions are based upon pure speculation. You'd be alright with all this if he was white, am I getting you right?

not the person who reported you, but isn't it possible they meant reported to the authorities and not to the mods of the board?

imagine buying OPs ghetto rambo story, kek.

that would be even more autistic.

Who in their right mind would want to report a post by someone who's most likely a kid pretending to be a gangster?

It's a great lead, because he says he did it. I'm sure they'd dispatch a team right away.

You know he's not white, yet here we are, patting him on the back saying everything can be better. The nignog killed 4 people.

You don't think the FBI monitors this site? You are the newest of newest newfag autists i've seen yet.

Thanks!

Yeah, it's good to have narcan around

its too late, just hang yourself.

Yeah they can kill easily. I ain't going to feel bad I put that thing down.

I'm 1/2 german 1/2 Sicilian. I don't know if people realize but some street gangs will take all the friends they can get. Also ooh I'm so scared you reported my IP. The FBI is going to believe I'm lying as much as any stupid fag so...yeah, good look getting me in trouble.

You think the FBI really gives a fuck about my little hustle? That's autism.