Have sex

>mfw acquired intercourse

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based

I am not a leftist, I just go into a thread type "have sex" and then close it.

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did hackson have to make him look so cartoonish? he was supposed to be a tragic character like boromir

I'm a 25 year old virgin and I have become so detached. I don't even know how I should be acting around women, all I can think of now is my next shitpost.

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Fuck off

Y tho?

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Based, stay the course brother

>25 virgin
>in current year
user what the fuck is wrong with you? It's honestly not that hard and I'm a chubby balding neckbeard

Lose the quote.

Yikes, have sex my dude

This, but unironically.
>tfw you have flashbacks to when you were a seething incel
wew lad

Kek, love this

>have sex
>okay, bend over

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Sex is disgusting and humans are awful creatures, especially women.

I haven't left the house in 6 years

Remember when virginity used to imply the moral purity of a person?

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>had sex
>still hate niggers and trannys
Checkmate discord.

Based smug socially inept who somehow thinks he’s winning by posting all of his thoughts of frustruation about being sexually starved online to get approval from other losers poster

T R I G G E R E D

Based af

have sex

Have sex

and smoke weed, lmao

All we have to decide is what to do with the sex that is given us.

I don't know any women

Would you consider yourself an incel?
Fat bitches and online dating, have some drinks for the charisma and charm them up and they will drive to you.
Online dating user

I would if I could

Tolkien is a hack and only dicklet virgins think otherwise

>Would you consider yourself an incel?
No, just extremely socially awkward and not knowing how to handle or treat women
>Fat bitches and online dating, have some drinks for the charisma and charm them up and they will drive to you.
How to charm them, I had a fat bitch but she ended up ghosting and I thought it was going nice, I don't know my mistake
>Online dating user
I can't take pictures of me and put it in an online profile
Also I'm kind of old for online dating and I'm afraid I'm going to be reported

Have sex.

Good thing we moved beyond arbitrary nonsense like that.

>I don't know my mistake
Well you referred to her as a fat bitch, for one. She must've seen right through you. Next time try to not be such an entitled prick and refer to her as pleasantly plump even when you're feeling bitchy

>just lower your standards to ugly hags bro
I know I sound hypocritical but no, not in a million years. Also 20% of men have sex with 80% of women so I can be just as picky as thee below average nerd girl that fucks chad

lol you are actually angry.

Hey, not at all, I actually ended up liking her before she ghosted me
And I can't afford to be entitled since I'm a virgin

>And I can't afford to be entitled since I'm a virgin

You are allowed to have standards, even as a virgin.

I am too lazy
something trivial like this shouldnt rule my life e.g change lifestyle and attitude
it sucks to not get to the turn once you try tho.

>and refer to her as pleasantly plump even when you're feeling bitchy
LOL you sound like a pushover "be kind" type of faggot.

What has this thread to do with television and film? Why has /r9k/ seeped into every fucking board on this site? Can't we just discuss television and film like we used to?

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>thinking resetera or SJWs invented 'have sex'
One good Yea Forums meme to come outta there

>Can't we just discuss television and film like we used to?
Almost every thread in the catalog is times you acted like the joker
I think this thread is the best thread in Yea Forums right now

no

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so /pol/ all over again?

Fair point

Apparently not.
Was fun while it lasted Yea Forumsros.
Incel central now.

Thumbnail looked like comfy Zucc lmao.

>You are allowed to have standards, even as a virgin.
Hardly, I live in my parents basement and I don't have a job
I used to think that I was allowed to speak to women that talked to me but now I see that I don't even have that right

>Can't we just discuss television and film like we used to?

You wish. The cancer has been terminal for a long time now. Here's your new Yea Forums
>Capeshit #10,562
>blatant /pol/ bait thread
>blatant /r9k/ bait thread
>GoT/DrWho General #15,987
>thread discussing film (404ed)

There will NEVER again be any worthwhile discussion on this board, and you're wasting your time if you're still coming here hoping to have some.

>Incel central now
An improvement over capeshit central and mcu-shills headquarters

>An improvement over capeshit central and mcu-shills headquarters
Look at this dude! Wait till you see the
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>Can't we just discuss television and film like we used to?
You can post in /alita/ if you can take their faggotry since they "discuss" about an actual film
I'm kidding you, it's only namefaggotry and waifufaggotry now, too bad because Alita is actually a great film

>Yea Forumsros
This isn't fucking Yea Forums either but this is what happens when people from the worst boards (Yea Forums, /pol/ and /r9k/) wander off to other boards.

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It was a joke limey, relax.

Do you get invisibility at age 30 when you become a wizard or later?

It is Zucc but he isn't very comfy. He's dying. His reptilian inner organs can't handle being on the surface this long.

that's gonna be a have sex from me

but its more of a capeshit central then ever

Issy is my favourite virgin man character.

zuck looks so normal there

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Yea Forums isn't even remotely the worst of the cross-boarders anymore. We live in a bizarre timeline.

"No!"

True, incels are the medicine that will cure capeshit faggotry
Desperate times require desperate measures

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You don’t belong here anymore unless you are gay.

>and you're wasting your time if you're still coming here hoping to have some
Not entirely true. Had a lot of good discussions lately. Problem is that the good threads die faster than usual due to shitposting threads like this one that has literally nothing to do with tv or film (no, just because OP is a reference to a movie scene does not make the topic movie related).

Yea Forums was never bad, the awful Yea Forums threads are just a defense mechanism, Yea Forumstards are the cleverest posters with superior film taste and true intellectuals

Weak and predictable

Haven't been browsing Yea Forums since 2009 to be honest. I'm just assuming they are worse than ever.

wasted quints

wtf i love Yea Forums now

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I wish this were the case, but Captain Female drove them into a frothy rage. This board was even worse than usual for those two or so weeks. I had to add around four filters just to avoid it all.

Sorry I don't watch movies.

Why would you post a picture of an intimate moment. Even as a PR move it is weird.
Seems like the basis of that idea is selfish reasons

If you don't have a social circle and are unattractive then it's incredibly easy to remain a virgin into your thirties and even later. I guess you normies just can't imagine that people can even survive without a social circle.

It's basically just 50% porn dumps 50% edgy redditors hunting for internet cred.

At least Baneposting was a movie related meme.

>attempts intercourse
>state orders you beat to death for having a masculine penis

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Sadly cute little girls are not for sexual, so I will pass on sex thank you.

Yea Forums has a tested IQ below 90

Based deflecting retard lmao

The quality of Yea Forums is kind of surprising now. Half of it is porn, but there's nowhere near as many polniggers as here or Yea Forums and other boards.

Yea Forumsased

>save hex

GET LITTY

All me btw

If you want man but just don't go online and complain about not getting laid
.I'm extremely socially awkward but have some drinks and losen up and chat with them online. They may find your autism cute
It's not that hard user it can literally take up to 3 hours of your day but if you're not wanting it don't pursue it. You do you.
My social circle hates me since I came out as a Trump supporter I don't need them to have sex but having a social circle helps for sure. I live the /r9k/ lifestyle and still can get laid by 7/10 girls

That is a flase stat
Something like 80 percent of all people reproduce

no

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>have some drinks and losen up and chat with them online
>online
Where? The IRC I used to hang out and talk to women was deleted
I don't know where else to try
>They may find your autism cute
They find it curious because I almost look normal but then the awkwardness and zero experience and confidence kicks in and they disappear

These threads are a reminder that everyone calling you a nigger, spic, kike, etc is just pic related letting out some sexual frustration lmao

It’s literally easy as fuck to get laid how the fuck can you be a virgin in your 20s

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>a virgin in your 20s
Oh I wish I was 20s, I'm 30s, closer to 40s now

i feel like all the antiwhite spam unironically comes from the massive influx of mexicans we have on this website

half of /int/ is literally monkey people its insane

>can’t get laid
>uses words like “anti white” and “monkey people”

I wonder which is responsible for which. It’s gotta be a positive feedback loop at this point

>you cant acquire hole
stunning argument pablo

Yea Forums is ruined thx to /r/ the donald and gaymorgayting redditors. Still, it's fun to flush them all out and mindwreck some incels from time to time.

Yea Forums is too much a random force for /pol/

>Reducing relationships (the basis of society), sex, and ultimately women to a “hole”

You continue to prove my point.

>Where
Plenty of Fish, Tinder, OkCupid, MeetMe....fucking Craigslist. It's shopping for women.

>Seems like the basis of that idea is selfish reasons
Really? I bet you are the top of your class!

hit the weights
take a shower
have sex
get a clue

Divine truth that has never faded

>Hit the weights
After a week he'll get sick and unmotivated. These people need to start off by eating right and taking walks. The fitpill is a slow pill to take.

So when do you think Yea Forums will get bored of "incel" and "have sex" and move on to the next meme insult?

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What will the next big thing be?

“go outside”

Have sex
based

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>Yea Forums
Haven't heard from them in forever. What have they up to recently?

the rest of Yea Forums is just /r9k/ with a hobby

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What you should do in this situation is not sell but buy more stock for cheap

ISILDUR

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>have sex

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>Plenty of Fish, Tinder, OkCupid, MeetMe
Ah, the places that are filled with nothing but late 30's early 40's single moms posting pictures of themselves with their mulatto children with profiles that say "We're a package deal, if you want me then you have to take my kids" like any man alive cruising dating sites is looking to support someone else' children. All of them try to front like it's time to settle down. Dating sites are literally the absolute dregs. Craigslist was worse as it was either risk getting AIDS, or risk getting robbed and murdered

i missed the shrek *snap* replies

>>Reducing relationships (the basis of society), sex, and ultimately women to a “hole”
Yes

But what exactly is wrong with being a virgin? What if it's a religious choice to not have sex before marriage? Why are you so keen on 'virgin' being an insult? I wonder (((why)))

Stay comfy, bro

>he shitposts about women and how dumb they are and how they're all the same
>but he can't get laid
choose one incelbabs

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would make sense for an ugly person

>how the fuck can you be a virgin in your 20s

Apathy.

more like autism.

Is Mark Zuckerberg allright?