No ylyl? Let's do this
No ylyl? Let's do this
Connor Ward
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Mason Thomas
Inb4 Jewish conspiracy and Ray Pist bullshit. Don't bother with this.
Luke Ramirez
Cooper Reed
Jose Butler
Blake Diaz
Ian Moore
William Butler
Liam Martinez
> The Pup is black
Christopher Young
Ryan Brown
Austin Anderson
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Grayson Baker
Isaac Allen
Cooper Harris
lost. thats a hell if a joke user
Nolan Green
If this post gets 10 (you)s I'll post my funniest memes
Noah Bell
Hunter Howard
Cameron Nelson
thats 4
Caleb Ward
Nicholas Rogers
Chase Fisher
perhaps the least funny thing i've seen in 13 years on Yea Forums
Ryder Thompson
Hunter Evans
Hunter Kelly
Mason Torres
NO
FUCK YOU NIGGER
Wyatt Gray
Ethan Ward
Luis Lee
Carson White
Ayden Richardson
Nathaniel Rogers
Charles Garcia
lost
Hunter Thomas
Joseph Adams
Ethan Allen
James Nelson
Dominic Edwards
Lucas Gray
kek
Austin Morales
Christopher Torres
Levi Martinez
Justin Moore
RIP Lahey you crazy bastard
Sebastian Moore
>rastablasta
Top kek
Nolan Sullivan
Jordan Hernandez
Christian Hernandez
Adam Myers
Seems more to me like an honest and nice man looking out for someone. Isn't a gotcha moment to anyone but preteens.
Cameron Martin
Jason Martinez
fight me
Kevin Foster
Hunter Williams
If anyone wondering the Arabic says "If gets in eyes, seek medical attention."
Evan Price
Jose Collins
Carter Martinez
Ian Baker
Been wondering that, thanks.
Gabriel Kelly
I did this shit to people once in awhile when I worked at mcdonalds. Some people were dicks and deserved it, some were just random but I'd load a burger with like 20 fucking pickles. Got fired after giving an class mate a burger with pickles layered between each fixing. bun, pickles, pattie, pickles, cheese, pickles, so on
Nolan Richardson
You just KNOW
Jace Hill
I have that same shotgun the one on the left has a stevens 320 neat
Camden Martin
Ian Rivera
This would have been better than the original
Gabriel Peterson
not defending fuckin africa but pretty much any place in europe that wasn't governed by romans looked like that
Blake Wilson
>meth user
Aaron Bailey
Luis Hughes
>purely social economics
Cameron Collins
The point it's that it's Africa today you faggot
Adrian Bailey
All muslims bomb one thing or another sometime in their extensive existence
Parker Ross
Oliver Jenkins
Noah Bailey
xDD the punchline is that I'm culturally retarded
Carter Jackson
Andrew Hill
lost
Brayden Garcia
scheiB
Camden Wilson
Thomas Miller
>_
Colton Perry
why the fuck did I laugh at this
Jason Taylor
Christopher Butler
Who will Yea Forums be voting for in 2019?
Jonathan Parker
Christian Wright
Imagine saving this picture and unironically posting it.
Hudson Nguyen
this one isn't funny but it's cute
Gavin Butler
agreed
Bentley Martinez
Kayden Cruz
Jack Collins
>water
Oh ho ho ho I got it.
Owen Fisher
William Perry
David Morales
Lol I remember when this was Carl Sherburne's OC like 10 years ago.
Levi Myers
Elijah Robinson
Asher Watson
You didn't answer the question, who do you think will win the 2020 electrician? Alexandria Ocasio-Cortext or Donald Tremp?
Robert Smith
Jason Watson
Ethan Clark
Parker Young
Cringey as shit tbh, but this was funny to people at the time. Here's the pic.
Brayden Hall
Eli Thomas
kek
Xavier Nelson
If you use shampoo or even dish soap to wash your car you're a fucking retard
Adam Green
Aiden Lee
what about if you're trying to apply a fresh new coat of wax?
Ian Hall
Justin Garcia
Brayden Lopez
Alexander Nelson
Samuel Rodriguez
Dude still got a fuckin D-
Jacob Rodriguez
Joshua Miller
Nicholas Evans
Kayden Howard
Still wouldn't wanna use it. I wouldn't anyway
Jace Martinez
Logan Scott
t. butthurt chink
Brody Stewart
Dominic Diaz
Xavier Hill
A Trace of Memory
by Keith Laumer
Jaxon Cooper
dish soap actually works really well. especially on wheels. it also isn't strong enough to cause any damage
Blake Myers
Carter Reed
Hurrr durr mah delicate clear coat, try not driving a car from the last century.
Matthew Murphy
James Brooks
t. actual retard
Owen Brown
Tyler Reed
That’s one hairy madame
Ian Morgan
You say this as a jest, but it's an undeniable reality for millions of Americans
James Gonzalez
Do a Kick Flip!
Nathan Hill
jebus kwist
Samuel Brooks
Of course it's not funny. His material is garbage
Asher Garcia
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
William Smith
We should make the UK great again and send Ray Pist to jail.
Kayden Gutierrez
upload a stream of you killing yourself
The world will be better when you're gone, you giant faggot
Jason Wright
It's not a black lab, though.
Chase Green
Why are the first letter of each word capitalized?
Levi Watson
fucking annoying amirite?
Kayden Green
Four eyes.
John Adams
Ryan Jones
Take your meds paki, ok i admit it, i am a pedophile
Isaac Thomas
Joshua Murphy
Hey you stole that!
Cameron Cox
Luis Lopez
oi mate, you got a license for that weapon of mass destruction?
Brandon Bell
Brody Turner
Enjoy your shit looking paint jobs, faggots, I suppose I wouldn't mind either if I was still driving my moms car
Julian Diaz
How do you feel about his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he tortures cats.
Dominic Edwards
>Girl
Michael Smith
seriously, I mean this completely earnestly and ironically.
Kill yourself
Benjamin Wright
Jesus
Nicholas Sanders
kek lost
Kevin Wood
Jack Parker
I fucked your mum last night four eyes.
Jaxson Rivera
How do you know I wear glasses?
Hunter Nguyen
Cooper Powell
I am the big gay.
Leo Morgan
John Nelson
What does that even mean?
Luis Williams
Joseph Morales
Because you do.
Ryder Cruz
Normie tier meme, kys
Christopher Foster
haven't been on b for a while, see this fag everywhere, whats the story on him?
Jack Clark
Some fag is constantly spamming it because he won't do shit irl.
Jose Bennett
You must be REALLY new, he's a convicted rapist who has severe mental issues involving paraplegic porn on the deep web, he fucks dogs, and his girlfriend is inappropriately young.
Levi Gutierrez
Can't you do something for me?
Justin Lewis