Tinder thread

Do you get free waxes? I'd love to check the quality

All are super ugly and would never fuck. Are these the average girls on tinder?

Few more

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Beastiality. Based.

Ask for a threesome with her pet, doggy style.

*your pet

hit up kylie

Well the ones that also liked Op, so go figure smartass.

ask em to eat ur asshole

Reroll.

gg

Bam, op deliver.

czeched

You make house calls?

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Add a bit of bio if you can

Write the message

Make some Leedle leedle leedle lee spongebob joke to Leyledy, she'll appreciate that

checked
write the message and I'll send

"damn girl... im tryna go black and never go back" **drool emoji X2**
any black girl other than mary...she looks like a fake profile

Got any job related stories?

Fucking based.

rerolling for this...

Wanna roll play baby? I'll be Robert Kraft and you can be the masseuse.

Go for it

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We got a memer, boys

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Show me your other piercings

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Oh look a taco with a taco

Here's her bio since you guys seem to like her

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roll

Downloading human.exe

Got any tattoos youd like to share?

"hey sweetie, wanna get blacked? my long silver dong is itching me :( "

reroll

roll

rollz

rolll

rerolll

Rawl

Yeah that's a man

OP here. Why are you assuming I'm black?

roll

I'm a virgin so I don't have chlamydia. Because that shit is everywhere

checkemm

Accidentally swiped on you. I don't even like niggers

Sent

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Why? Do you want to fuck or eat my dog?

When you get the spare time I need my boipussy examined

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he want to fracc.

I prefer older memes. Want sum fuck?

What's half black, half white, and smells like shit? Puerto Ricans

reroll

You're so cute. I shidded and farded and and camed in my pants when I saw your tiddies

"can we met so suck my dick pls?"

>They/Them
You are such a faggot

This

>Pansexual
Shut up retard

type this op

Your matches are ugly

kek, rolling for this

Let me suck your nose ring

this but separated in 2 sentences.

zozzle

"Can you imagine unironically someone with that bio?"

I'd literally rather fuck the cow

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>I will literally rape you, no joke.

God fucking damn it

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Roll

Roll

Roll

Roll

Roll

This

Roll

OP!!!

SHE RESPONDED

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Plus the greentext?

So, you sanna shit in my mouth?

Yes

So, you wanna shit in ny mouth nigger?

N I G

Roll

The what the fuck did you just say about me copypasta. Someone will have to supply it though because I don't have it

Kek

fuck yes

Rolling this

Based OP

But you must be pretty ugly if thats the level you matching with kek

Ask any of the blacks "so house or feild?"

OMG ABSOLUTE WIN

i take credit for that lel

now just say what do you mean

my goal to this is get her to agree to meet you somewhere and you not showing up lmao
unless you want to bang

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Not gonna lie, always wanted to dick down a farm girl

Send her the shoveldog gif

Reroll

Fucking based op

You're a fucking scholar user

Dubs op

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Holy fucking kek

Topkek

hahah

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Scuse me I fucked up the pasting the first time

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

You're the man

Roll

ROLLLL

For the they/them one: start dropping redpills about (((they))) / (((them))) as if that's what you thaught the bio meant

you guys are meanies >:(

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Best looking girl you matched with user

I wanna inject your period blood into my veins so that we become one.

I want you over my lap and spank you hard while chocking you lightly

this

The voices made me do it

Roll

trips demand it op

Fe(male)

I'm sorry, I have autism and it makes it difficult to start conversations without insulting people. (:

Same roll

Better excuse than I could think of

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What's it going to take to have those lips of yours wrapped around my cock? A trip to McDonald's or Burger King?

I know how you feel. I'm sick of how (((they))) have been undermining countries for (((their))) entire existence while playing the victim the whole time. It's time we expell (((them))) from our country as well.

Trolling

They have autism

You are wife material! But lets met up and fuck first.

OP!

I'll tell you what, show me your tits and we'll pretend like it never happened

This

ROLL

sent

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Checked

Kek

Roll

Roll

Rerolling this for the they/them faggot

Can I busa nut in your ear?

Shameless roll

You: Do you work at UPS??

Her: no why?

You: that’s strange because I could of sworn I seen you checking out my package

Roll

Please

Kek

Grab my wand and cast expelliamos and we'll see what comes out

aka Yea Forums, \give her a link to this thread

Can i record you sucking my dick?

You: If you’ll be my Kendall Jenner, I’ll be your Caitlin.

Her: wtf??

You: you’ll be calling me daddy, but it’ll feel so wrong

Checked

roll for this!

Roll

Roll

NEVER speak of /b....

Just kidding. I am as well.

checked. who?
sent

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Don’t care, pick one that seems the funnest

What would you put as a bio on Tinder

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What do you call a person who can't decide their gender? Their chosen name.

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Hey! It's such a weird coincidence meeting you on tinder because I fucked your mother.

And by meet up I mean get in the fucking trunk, you're coming to Venezuela with me, chink.

fuck reroll

I tought the mission be get tits and or ass here. But all these rolls are just stoopid things that these girls wont respond to. Inb4 forget where i am..

:(

Rollin this

Kek

Op

god fucking damnit user

Somewhere between right and wrong, there is a garden. I'll fuck you raw there.

Roll

OP. I figured that as well. Hoped for better rolls but whatever lol

inb4 heroshimoot's jannies scripting again

Rolll

Rolly

Honestly... I'm torn. I wanna see you out of the taco costume but I wanna fuck you in it

Winrar. Deliver O

Any responses OP? "no roll"

Can I Slytherin to your Hufflepuff

And then rip your shit in half with my horse sized cock

AYY LMAO

this

Fucking incels cant find anything Nice to say! Not that these are top tier girls by any means but still, pussy pic will always be pussy pic

wtf
she hasn't responded yet. I'll send this once she does

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Roll

This is a win, right?

Well, this is.

Wild tinder bios

OP pls

No! These dubs dont count

Brenton Tarrant is a saint

Im gay

White looks good on your ass... what about in your ass?

Roll.

reroll pls god

Do it

Deliver OP.

rolllll

Roll

Rolly

roll

I'm gonna break that into two messages and send the second if she responds to the first
that's kind of a reach...

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this

Rolls

kek, roll

Do it

Message the ugliest one and demand she thank you for the free endorphins

YES

Ive never been more interested in a taco in my life

holy shit, you niggers really liked this one. I'm honored. roll

Roll

OP here. Leyledy blocked me, as expected, so I won't be giving her a link to here.
What did you expect after literally calling her a retard?

>robots need not apply
>robots

Rolllll

Hufflepuff and pucker up, because what slytherin's your chamber of secrets will be my parseltongue

roll

I often accidentally crush my taco shells, they're just too fucking fragile. I'm afraid if we were to copulate in said costume I might break your jaw, but I wouldn't mean it... it's just that fragile taco shell

winrar

How would you feel about taking my anal virginity with a strapon?

Do it OP

>white
>dick
>nonwhite
>cum

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You better not leave without posting her response, OP.

hell yeah

Bump to see how this turns out.

hippity hoppity get off my property

she'll def be into it

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bumping for this

Bump. I like this thread

you better fucking deliver OP

Roll

Trips, you gotta do it now OP.

Trips and dubs. This is a sign

Trips! Lol

man

why do I keep coming here?

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Holy mothercunting kek.

Trips qualifies

This reminds me of old /b. Thanks OP. There's still life on this board.

Yea boi!

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hurr durr im 35 and post on Yea Forums hurr durr im so good.

OP here. Don't hold your breath, because I don't think I'm getting any responses. Probably best to let this thread die. Had a lot of fun

can't imagine why most of these girls wouldn't reply... thanks for the laughs OP

Good Thread

great thread op. haven't laughed like that in a while on here

Was really hoping for a response from the period blood and white ass fucking chicks.

moar

I have lots more matches, but I want to get serious responses instead of meme shit. New thread?

I want to make a tea from your dirty panties

nigga we ain't here to get u laid

you don't want to live vicariously through me?