Confess

Only the biggest newggers (such as you) are still not aware that pedoposting is 99% ironic and just a new form of far-right edgeposting, because saying "nigger" no longer has any effect.

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I've never played a final fantasy game and I don't intend to

i have a 13TB collection of shota porn

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I would like to know more, any visual aid?

I think the Wario Land games are baby shit just like Yoshi and Kirby games but everyone loves them because Wario is the only Nintendo character with personality. Wario Ware was a step in the right direction for him because the Land games were boring baby shit.

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I'm inside as a spy in a Discord Tranny server about shitposting of steve.
Those idiots haven't figured out yet that I'm the spy in the server, feels good sometimes when i expose their shitposting plan.

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I still build brown bricks in mindcrap

i like little girls

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Nothing wrong with dirt hurts sanpai

how exactly, bro?

you said it's only for one night, yet you niggas got the green top

that bartender in vice city UUUUUNNNGGGHHHH

based and cunnypilled

I want a white catgirl ethnostate.

i actually enjoyed DMC 5
pirated it day one
i promise i'll buy it next month

The Last of Us, Half Life 2 and Ocarina of Time are my favorite games
The only time I play multiplayer games is to cheat and ruin other people's fun. I used LMAOBox in TF2 for years and sent all the items I got on that account to a separate account. If I ever got caught, I would immediately start micspamming an obnoxious rap song
I use walkthroughs, trainers and easier difficulties all the time.
I got a high tier PC but I almost always spend my time on PS4 and Switch. Only time I play PC is to pirate stuff
I never seed
I have over 12k wallpapers

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this is the hard drive i use
newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=1UW-000E-00022&Description=16tb hard drive&cm_re=16tb_hard_drive-_-1UW-000E-00022-_-Product

I like chinese people

I buy co-op games with a sliver of hope that one day, I might actually have friends

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please tell me most of it is /ss/ milf

Imageboards are the only social interaction I have because I'm too bitter and depressed to fit in anywhere. My life is beyond fixing.

l still play Call of Duty exclusively for the bot skirmish MP mode. I could spend hours playing S&D on the same map against bots. I have no interest in playing competitive multiplayer or the campaign.

You're my hero

I only bought Automata after fapping to 2B enough.

I come from Digg.

My favourite DMC game is DmC, the only DMC games I’ve played and finished are 1 and DmC. I tried to get into 3 and 4 but couldn’t, haven’t tried 5 yet.
I absolutely hate STALKER.
I’ve tried at least 5 times to get into New Vegas and can’t, that said I’ve finished both 3 and 4 and their respective DLCs and consider them good games.
I love the SotC remake and consider it a straight upgrade over the original.
Resident Evil Survivor is my favourite RE game
I prefer to play Souls games at 30 FPS because it just feels right after spending hundreds of hours playing DeS and DaS on PS3

I play multiplayer games just in the hope I make friends but I'm too pussy to actually talk to people over mic.

Not in a cute uwu faggot boy way either. I just talk very unnaturally and formally, and also trip over my words, whenever with new people, so I come across as super autistic.

The only multiplayer games I actually enjoy are weeb fightan games and the occasional FPS.

my name is Barry and I'm from Australia

For only buying your first game last year, 200 is impressive. I hope you enjoy this hobby, and it continues to entertain you.

Don't you have a crocodile to wrestle, Barry? Jesus Christ, just fuck off already.

mega man 3 is better than mega man 2, and has better music

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I play as a pretty even mix of males and females in my video games, and it doesn't even register in my brain as anything to think twice or worry about.

I played octopath traveller for about 30 hours. Didn't finish.

I bought letsago eevee. Didn't even play once.

I've only played smash ultimate for about 15 hours. Mostly solo. Lost all my online matches, didn't bother to get to an okay level which I did in smash 4. Still never played smash 4 when any dlc character was out though

that was a complete list of all the games I've played in the last year

Mega Man 4 is better than both 3 and 2 in both regards.

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based

Tonic Trouble is better than Rayman 2.

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Here’s my confession: vocaroo.com/i/s1iSeBrSVWh5

Jump
There are 10 story commie blocks around. Jumping from a 10 story building is pretty much a guaranteed instakill.

can you tell me to stop being such a faggot and smile more
thx

Ayy based

Despite looking down on anime posters and waifufags I am a massive weebshit. I love cute artstyles and am repulsed by Western character designs. I will only play a game if I think the artstyle is cute. I enjoy many generic jrpgs for this reason.

but also redpilled

based and spypilled

I'm terrible at video games.

____ is a pretty good game.

I put two fingers up my ass to get all the shit out when pooping. it ain't a sin, but it's fucked up. at the same time, it feels good to get out all the shit, without feeling it going back, you know.

I autistically grind and use walkthroughs in every RPG I play, sucking all the challenge from it

and where is your address?

post screenshot or you're lying

Ho mo sex u als need to repent

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I used to be around women sexually to feel like I could be straight.
My constant hunger for man ass and handsome cocks and dislike for vagina ruined the facade though

Please don't tell Todd. You know the game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim? Well...I pirated it. I'm terrified of what Todd will do if he finds out so how can I repent?

I think you'd better leave, partner.

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I don't actually play video games very much anymore

I NEVER FINISHED SUPER MARIO 64 I'M SORRY FATHER

Oh my god Todd is going to FREAK if he finds out

>so how can I repent?
Buy fallout 76 and Skyrim
Then leave a positive review for both games

I desperately want a fat gf to play cute video games with.

I played bioshock on easy, the enemies become such bullet sponges after you kill Ryan and I didn't feel like finding all the damage research plasmids.

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This was a /fit/ meme for fatties to apologize for being fat. Hence the priest is fat. Ironically, a fattie stole it and moved it out of context and is so fat he was too lazy to at least make the priest normal sized.

based and /fit/pilled

i think video games are pretty fun sometimes

Dude, escorts exist. Just pay for sex if it means that much to you.

I make up my own stories while playing Bethesda games that usually devolve into rescuing women and them falling in love with me.
>I'm so fucked

do you at least have sex/nude mods on?

today when showering i had the spontaneous need to shit it was diarrhoea and couldn't stop it

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I've infiltrated my local DSA chapter.

more of an unpopular opinion but I think postal 1 is better than postal 2

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I'm a heal slut.
I own several buttplugs and dildos. I literally cannot raid without one.

Them controls tho

I have never even played it. Apart from Super Mario Galaxy, I’ve never played a Nintendo game made after 1992

I have never beaten a single final fantasy game despite loving jrpg's.
I just check out halfway trough every time.

I unironically think that anime girls make any game better

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I main isabelle in SSBU despite not playing an AC game since the very first one

redux fixed some of that shit
a lot of people don't like redux because they took out the school at the end but it's not like you could shoot anybody at the school anyway

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Sometimes when I play games I act like i'm a eceleb and talk to myself like they do

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I very much liked LiS and LiS:BtS and actually think those are nice games.

>Resident Evil Survivor is my favourite RE game
patrician
>My favourite DMC game is DmC
cringe

truly the duality of man

I have been nude for 3 years now

proof?

I don’t need to prove this
The bugs know all to well senpai

I like little boys

I love David Cage games

>mods actually moving off topic threads
NANI

I think i might be going slowly mad father the world seems to be getting worse and worse but better at the same time. Nothing makes sense anymore life is getting duller but at the same time more fun and i use this insanity and fun to counteract my suicidal thoughts and pessimism. I think i need help i have gained pleasure by looking at and fantasizing about morally wrong things some sexual and some just as a rush. I equally love and despise existence and myself it is bittersweet. The chaos is both depressing and wonderful.

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Based get

i sharted myself awake once

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Fuck mods

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I seriously, genuinely hate Indians. Fucking brownie know it alls just come hurka durkaing across my campus. They fucking smell and they complain about everything even though we let them in here from their shithole country. Fuck all of them