Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread
You got the Qs and they got the As!
As always tits not required but encouraged
Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread
You got the Qs and they got the As!
As always tits not required but encouraged
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Can you come up with any reason why my girlfriend does not want her clitty licked?
dunno, because "she" has a huge dick?
Either you suck at giving head or shes insecure about her vagina
I suppose that makes sense. When we first met I used to go down on her quite often and we had a great time, but lately she just doesn't seem to be into it anymore. Our lifestyles are quite unhealthy- I have to admit and she says she doesnt 'feel sexy' about herself (and about me, I can't blame her), but I just wonder... Fat girls like to get licked don't they? What girl doesn't like a guy to spend time and energy trying to make them orgasm? I don't think I'm the master of orgasm, I do my best (which used to work out great the first two years, stained many a mattress), if I ask her guide me if she feels like something else, but it's not working out for her.
It's frustrating.
I can tell you from experience, a small percentage of women don’t really like oral...
Maybe 2%
Can you talk dirty to us?
Explain to use what you're thinking at the moment a guy shoots his load in your mouth and swallow it for the first time
I dont do that shit
Why does this sound like every female Let's Player I've ever watched?
Well she is "pretty old" I guess, 37. I'm 32 and I love eating pussy. But sure, at least the rest of our sexlife is alright. I just miss going down on that clam.
Thanks bae. Don't let these dumbshits get you down the rest of the thread. Ciao.
Some people. Say I sound like a 40 year old smoker lol
be a good girl, try not to make a face if its bad, keep sucking after
So its like taking a shot of teguila? That doesnt sound very fun or climatic
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Cum isnt exactly delicious lol
What was it like your very 1st time swallowing it? Were ya nervous? Excited? Scared? Have him cum on your face?
hm
my experience says ~40%
or they're pretty insecure about it
My Bf wants me to receive a facial and swallow some while hes recording it. I've never tasted it so that is why I asked. I'm anxious but excited about it
How common is it for high school girls to have sex? Are all high school girls having sex with jocks?
Lol basically it. Probably a bit more chunky too
how much bigger do you wish your bf/husband was? and why do you think it's not socially acceptable for women to say they like above average dicks?
TITS OR GTFO
SAGED
on the topic of cumshots. how do I make it easier for my girl to swallow it? I know its taste isn't horrible because I eat good and am relatively healthy. she's like disgusted by the idea even though she's never done it, and on the other hand she doesn't make a fuss if I cum on her.
When did you first notice men looking at you in a sexual way?
How did it make you feel?
Did it arouse you?
When did you first get feelings of arousal? What caused it?
I’ve noticed girls as young as 8 masturbating in public, when did you first start flicking yer bean?
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In fact I think cum is easier to swallow than alcohol
I'm almost certain that 99% of women itt are traps
Last question I promise. He is always asking me to talk dirty to him...what is a dirty way ....while being sexy to ask him to cum all over my face? Can you give me a example of how you would make him happy while basically asking fot his semen (booger juice )on your face
>autistic virgin detected
Why did you stage your own death?
>I’ve noticed girls as young as 8 masturbating in public
Sure, kid.
What kind of faces do you like?
What do you mean? That's an odd kinda question
If you want a lot of material, check out the blowjob posts on GoneWildAudio. Two big areas: desire and imagery. Tell him you want it and remind him what he's doing and feeling.
"Give it to me"
"Don't hold back, I need it"
"Empty those balls all over me"
this thread and your voice makes me hard
Round or long? Chiseled or Chubby?
Ok then you are 1%
You sound like you're on opiods, do you have drug addiction?
*feces
Where can I find that post?
HIT THE BOTTOM, I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER§
Can you send a audio clip of you saying " please cum all over my facem, I need your cum real bad" ? That would be hot to hear
It's a reddit board. If you've ever seen one of the FSA Female Sexy Audio threads on /soc/ it's like a whole board dedicated to it. People making and posting sexy audios.
where can i find medieval letters between lords and vassals?
how do I get my girlfriend to deepthroat? she's fine with sucking and swallowing but says that deep throating is demeaning to women. I really just want to know what it's like for a throat to have a kung fu death grip around my cock
I'm like more convinced than ever that you fake it just for the attention. Sad.
I don't say dirty shit. Sorry
ITT:A mentally ill faggot acts like a femanon
Hey? Answer.
What you wanna hear before a guy goes in for a kiss in a party/club
i love traps
weren't you dead?
also, are you virgin?
Seriously though. Just listening to the voice messages you should realize that it's some HRT victim.
what about a 44 years old female who never landed a bf? she lives on her own.
she's somewhat ugly and fat and has some weird condition (allergic to nickel, or some shit like that)
could she ask her crush out? (he's single and unemployed)
I know you don't talk dirty...but could ya do it this once and just "act"? Win an Oscar fot us please
I have a fetish where I'm turned into a girl.
Wondering what it's like having boobs, and what you think the freak out level would be if a dude found himself in that situation? Forced is my favorite, so being stuck against one's will is the theme.
Inb4 virgin or gay. Genuinely curious.
Femanon here.
Nope. Only mental illness I have is depression lol
Get on hormone therapy
~vchan~
how can i get my gf to lose weight or at least put effort into her shape?
Don't. If you can't be with her for who she is, leave her.
~vchan~
Sorry no can do.
Yes. We established that.
Impressive tits
I really sport XX chromosomes and a full fledged natural vagenio, you impertinent faggot.
Just saying
eww, that's gross and ugly.
at least you are good with photoshop.
Is this too thin?
Have you ever experimented tasting your vagina before? What does it taste like?
I hate black people
-vchan
People actually believe that this abomination is supposed to be a woman
Woah
No thanks. Not interested. If I couldn't have legit the real thing I'd rather be a dude. I enjoy life, but love a good forced fem fantasy.
Just my niece
~vchan
Every kyke and nigger shall be exterminated from this godforsaken world
~vchan~
HOLY SHIT
what if you get a job?
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
how heavy are you
Your voice sounds like Fiona Apple.
How big is your bf's dick
I adore my niece
Honestly guys, we should bring in more immigrants, they are pretty awesome, and I would love for some more black cocks
-vchan
you ever licked a man's ass before? what are your opinions on giving/receiving a rimjob? my girlfriend recently gave me my first rimjob and it changed my life. love all that warm wet pressure on my boi hole
Just got home from work, I guess I can hang around here until I get bored and fall asleep again
Hi anons, again
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How old were you when you faithful decided to shave or wax your vagina? When did it become a normal thing in middle school? HS school? College?
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Lol good one
i am 7.1 inches
I'm not angry, just disappointed
Why don't you sing in a blues' voice, so we can see?
are flacid wieners hot
Hi!
No but they're kinda fun to poke or mess with
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Lol I cant sing on vocaroo I need to be drunk Haha
I would wonder why you hated them when 99% of white posters seem to hate your ass.
All right, guys. I have to go and sell my dogs to the butcher who slow kills his meat and drains their blood slowly. Ciao!!
~vchan
Should i taste my own cum, would it be gay?
Is it normal for females to try and see how far they can stick there hand (fingers) inside them at all ? My ex said she could just about get her whole hand in
No. Most guys have. If you haven't, you're a retard with zero curiosity. Not vchan btw.
Why do people keep talking to this lesbian and feeding her attention?
I can fist my fwb with ease. one time I had her on her bathroom floor, wrist deep inside of her while she used a wand on her clit. never seen her so happy before. too bad her bf walked in on us
Because they have questions and she replies
Because everyone here is a virgin
If prostitution was absolutely legal, would you become one?
That was a bit too tryhard but bye fake vchan :)
I think it's obvious that she would.
You ever think about how strange it is to be anything at all?
Yeah
-vchan
Tell me a story where you were completely assfucked by destiny and bad luck.
Nah, do it for science or whatever
Yeah probably. Gotta test your limits and see what you're capable of
If it was a genuine career no different than say working in retail, yeah. I'd probably be all over that shit
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Lol well I'm not a lesbian
how many times do you fart a day
You seem to have much, much more than 50%. Also, people tend to be more indifferent towards the average person. They don't love or hate them.
Have you ever given sexual favors? Any situation where you acquired something using your sexuality?
Dowoman actually like dick pics? Or do tehy fake they do to make her man happy and etc?
Nope.
Im answering via vocaroo hunny. Theres no point in pretending to be me lol
Also I thought you were taking off to give the dogs to the butcher? Lol
Well, the tongue does not offer as much pressure and friction needed to enjoy stimulation as a finger for example. That is why many women enjoy oral but not as much as other sorts of stimulations
?
What's your opinion on one night stands from a women's perspective? How many times did you do it when you were not committed? I'm talking complete strangers you have never met.
A girlfriend is a type of prostitute. So is any guy with a girlfriend fucked up too?
Does edging really help guys last longer?
Inflate a balloon with warm water and stick your dick in it. That's what it feels like. The throat is way less muscular than the tongue. Not nearly as much stimulation and certainly not a deathgrip.
Glad I can put a face, tits and midriff to a voice now.
why would you think a man is fucked up for that? say he has a huge breast fetish and he meets a prostitute with the biguest tits he's ever going to see but he has a healthy sex life otheriwse. is he still fucked up for indulging in that fetish and getting it out of his system by quelling that compulsion or is he just becoming more sexually liberated?
That's a man
What would you want to put in a time capsule? What do you want aliens to find out about LA when we're gone?
I know. It's Vchan.
I honestly couldnt tell ya. A minimum of 10?
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But I do agree on the whole indifference thing. Alot just dont have an opinion at all.
not OP, but it certainly feels like a death grip to me. deepthroating actually hurts my cock, feels like it's being pinched in all the wrong ways.
Too many probably
Everyone should be free to give or take dick as they please. Think I've had 3 'complete strangers'
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my gf flirted w a guy on kik, she say she wouldnt cheat and i believe her. but what should i do?`she admitted its cause he look good.btw it was more him flirting but her sending flirty emojis back, nothing extreme.
In what circumstances should murder be legal?
but what if we have a small pp (4.5inch) and that's what we rely on.
Are females just as horny as men but just hide it or show it differently?
That's not creepy as fuck much is it
La creatura
I dunno user
Nope I'm a boring girl
We mostly are horny for black guys
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So maybe the exact stat is unknown, but it's perfectly clear to me that the average white person dislikes you. You might claim you don't care, yet you promote these people's race as being the best. You obviously do care.
is it hot when a guy uses toys on you?
>be khvirgiNEET, 33
>accidentally get a reply from daily femanon
>manage to save the WAV file from vocaroo
>tfw first time a girl told me something
>most precious file on my hard disk now
Why are most women (if not all) obsessed with how tall a guy is?
Do most women hate feminists too?
I think it really just depends on the person. I don't think horniness is directly related to someones gender. Just them
Or this. Thanks, me
I haven't really had much experience of it, but I'll say yes anyway
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It seems like one of the weirdest socially acceptable fetishes ever.
>girlfriends are prostitutes poster here
Sex is the only reason boyfriend/girlfriend relationships exist. I don't know why people even bother claiming otherwise.
Thanks for answering about one night stands.
Another question, how long do you REALLY expect sex to last, including foreplay AND intercourse? Just until you get off at least once?
Love.
Do you ever think about how strange it is to be anything all?
Because the cunts are basically looking for bodyguards. The sad thing is, height has nothing to do with fighting skills and is basically a form of larping.
How do women show affection?
Who else hates feminists?
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Speaking for the common girls. Not the super sluts
Aww user ;_;
Glad I was able to reply to you!
You got a friend in me!
By sucking your dick.
- vchan
Mmmmm Maple Syrup. I'm in
is emotional maturity attractive
By joining you in a revolution to seize means of production so wealth is shared equally among all.
~vchan
By generally being quite touchy. Brushing hands against you, etc
It's probably the best quality for a guy to have in my eyes. Can't have no man baby in my life
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Will you vote for Bernie?
you don't have to do all that, just protecting the wellfare state from lobbyists is enough
Is the thought of someone masturbating to you flattering or alarming?
Concerning. Surely there's better things to fap to
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Remind you that's just what I smell. In sure someone else could probably smell something completely different
I dont vote. I don't give a shit about politics.
what type of porn are chicks into? and is it true that a lot of them fantasize about things like rape/rough sex?
What's your opinion on watching porn, and is it cheating?
Do you ever think about how strange it is to be anything at all?
Do you ever think about how strange it is to be anything at all?
Also I'm gonna be heading out soon. In hungover and I feel a nap coming on
Femanon, thanks for answering in this thread. Wondering if u answered the boob question and I missed it. If didn't want to np, just curious
I asked your thoughts on her before. You said she had incredible tits but didn't like her face. How about this pic? Better or worse?
So how about actually getting off to amatuer porn? I have no attraction to porn stars.
why didja ignore this user’s kinsey research lije q’s??
Do you think people will stop caring about what other people think of them, when they realize how little they actually do?
How long have you been a lesbian?
Absolutely crushing the manlets hopes and dreams, jesus
would you dump your bf if you could get someone better?
Anna here, late to the party.
Thank you for the answer! I agree with the interaction aspect of it.
What's the strangest fetish or request from a guy you have come across? Legit requests not stupid shit like anhero
I'm not lol
I mean cmon the requirement is being at least 5'5 I don't think that's terrible lol
There is no one better
hi iq interogative. please answer?
Maybe she’s self conscious, or it’s just not her thing, it’s not my favorite.
That I’m glad I can please him and make him feel good.
Depends on the girl, only a few of the ones I teach are slutty.
He was fine the way he was.
Probably when I was 10 or 11, I was always with my father surrounded by sweaty Arab men. It made me feel self conscious really, a little shy as well. I was 9 when I first became aroused, I was watching a tv program with my father and saw Papa for the first time
~Anna~
>There is no one better
imagine someone richer, smarter and more alpha asks you out
can you cum from your asshole? I have tried using a pencil before but it aint thick enough, felt good though
Not her, but I don't think that's how love works.
gurl, you pretty cool, thanks fer answering some questions (not mine of course)
Please do t breed with niggers, its really a bad idea, bad for the planet actually. Smart people need to breed, niggers are literally the burden we must tolerate...
Why did God make the prostate an erogenous zone?
because god created gays
Not a femanon, everyone has had someone masturbate to them, tbh.
What do you think about those people that are desperate for an anesthetic against loneliness?
Sorry I'm late, But I'm a 20 yr old fem user also willing to answer questions. You can call me Nikki
“saw papa”
>da fuck is dat? you saw yer dads peepee?
Tits or gtfo
You ever think about how awesome it is to live in America, and let it unfurl?
By talking shit about black people, you're promoting white people, retard, who are also the same people who hate you for the mist part. How difficult is that to understand?
*most part
I was 11 and my dad waited in the car while I went into the pet store to get fish food and an old gross pedo came up to me and asked me to help him find his dog and I could see his boner through his pants. Scarred me for life, never went anywhere alone until I was 17
Personally, it kinda would be. But I would never admit it to them
You ever miss someone you're not even sure you know? Because it happens to me, man.
Gf thinks me eating her out on her period is gross but I love it, how do I change her mind?
What a beaaautiful face
I have found in this plaaace
That is circling all round the suuuuun
>When did you first notice men looking at you in a sexual way?
It didn't just happen from one day to the other. I think I understood the impact girls had on boys at the age of 15.
It didn't bother me, I just didn't care. I had no interest in boys.
>When did you first get feelings of arousal? What caused it?
My mom gave me a kids book about sex ed, and the pictures in there turned me on
>I’ve noticed girls as young as 8 masturbating in public, when did you first start flicking yer bean?
When I was a toddler, i already masturbated with my blanked. My mom said it was very embarrassing for her, because i didn't understand you shoudnt do that in front of guests. So it started super early for me
im horny, what do, masturbating not an option as i have no hands
Calmly explain to her it would turn you on, and you would like to try it out. If she still doesn't want it, except her boundaries.
Hump a pillow?
Thinking about cheating on gf because she has the sex drive of an 90 year old woman is there i can hype up her sex drive
I didn’t want to deepthroat either and then my boyfriend was skull fucking me and it kind of just happened. Now I love it
Don't cheat. Be better than that. Talk about it with her, tell her you want more. Try to find a way you are both satisfied. If the doesn't want to, break up. don't stay in a relationship that makes you want to cheat.
You ever to long to live in a place without any ideas of right doing and wrong doing?
Don't surprise her with it. My boyfriend just shoved it into my throat once and I threw up on him
Just tell her to lie there while you hump her. Sex Drive, psshh.
Been together for 4 years first 3 were great its been the past year and nothing dramatic with the fitness of our bodies have changed i just don't fucking get it
>Don't surprise her with it
>and I threw up on him
you should give negative stuff about why not to do it user
I dumped my ex a month ago and she proceeded to download tinder immediately and start dating some guys already. She still love me and I love her but I don’t want to get back with her because she’s already talking to other men. Is she doing it out of insecurity or does she want some different cock in her life?
Nah when i fuck i like to fuck i get more out of it if i just wanted to cum id just beat it
Aww. It's okay. He was an asshole and is probably going to be alone for the rest of his life. Always remember, the Light enters you through your wounds.
Prehaps something is wrong with her? Is she happy? Or does she think the sex became boring? what did she say when you asked her about it?
kek'ed
Timestamp or gtfo 'Nikki'
Papa was what I called my lover.
I can, but it takes a while to get into the groove of things, and user, get a toy and stop putting pencils in your bum.
Tell her that it’s a turn on for you, and you’d like it if she were more open to the idea.
Have you tried toys? Porn? Lots of foreplay?
~Anna~
Sex boring now i keep trying to keep it interesting, happy i think so nothing else has changed in behavior. She just says either tired or later and then it never happens
You dont want to fuck, you want to make love
My girlfriend is very submissive and would do anything i tell her to do in bed, i want to get her into cumplay, but i want her to really enjoy it too, where part of your body is the best to get a cumshot on? do you prefer to swallow? is semen even enjoyable at all or should i just stick to cum inside the condom
Did Papa have any kinks he enjoyed with you?
Have you told her you cannot go any longer without making love? thinking of cheating is VERY serious and she has to know that.
I mean yeah but its never that gentle with us. Also ive tried gently and that works out worse
She’s desperately trying to get over you any way she can. For better or worse
Nnot the same user, but how can you tella girl you are thinking on cheating without sounding like an asshole and making her be mad at you?
I personally think cum taste awful, so i don't swallow often. I'm also a big cleaning freak so if it lands on my bed I go nuts.
Aim for the tits or face, that should be save, I think
Bro here. Women aren’t that different from us man. There’s plenty of kinky shit I like but I can’t expect most people to be into it. It wouldn’t hurt to talk about it with her. But if she’s uncomfortable with it then tread lightly.
I really don’t want to hurt her anymore than I have. I want to talk to her about getting back with her but I don’t know how far she’s come along and don’t want to tear that wound open again. What do you think?
This very much but my woman doesn't even like me masterbaiting and considers that cheating but i really do love her but god damn it i need intimate contact not a hole on a body
Well, first of, don't mention cheating.
Second, please dont cheat. Break up or take a break.
So when you talk to her, call it a break. Because you think this relationship is 'missing something', or that it 'takes more energy from you than it gives you'. Always be clear with mentioning the problem, and stay calm. This type of talk can really shake up a woman, because it makes them feel they did something wrong, or are being accused of it. But make sure she understands how serious the situation is.
Im not an expert in this kind of talk, just stay calm, dont cheat, and address the problem
Examine why you broke up in the first place and why you want to get back together? Is it because you’re comfortable with her and complacent or does she truly enhance your life? Cheesy but true
My Boyfriend had an ex, and he had the exact same problem. He had sex 5 times in a relationship that took 7 years. He loved her very much but just needed more. he broke up with her. Im not telling you to just 'break up' but if talking doesnt work, and she is not willing to think about your needs, what else is there to do? You can bring up having sex with someone else, or a threesome, but if she thinks masturbating is cheating... I think she would not agree with those options. You can drag out a relationship for 4 more years, but think about yourself user. She doesnt deserve to be cheated on, and you deserve a relationship that feels complete.
>Is it because you’re comfortable with her and complacent or does she truly enhance your life?
damn dude, very nice advise. have you been in this situation?
I'm a man, but i was in the same situation, here was my solution:
>Text her on my birthday, she says she wants to give me whatever i want.
>"Come into my house, the door is open, take of your clothes and walk into my room."
>She was waiting to find me naked but instead she finds me wearing a tuxedo.
>Tells her to sit on my lap, she does.
>Take a vibrator out (i had just bought it, btw, lol).
>masturbate her until she squirts, she fucking cries.
>i don't care, tell her to put on her clothes and take her into the best date ever.
>Repeat like 4 or 5 times during like a week or two, i'm always fully clothed while we do it.
>Also i don't fuck her, tell her she isn't allowed to masturbate by herself either.
>Then, after the two weeks have passed tell her we are going to fuck
>she finds me naked and rides me like if i was the last man on earth.
>Best sex session on my life
>Feels good man
>Sometimes we still do the vibrator thing.
>We call it "daddy time" 'cause that's how she calls me while i masturbate her.
Sorry for my broken english, not my first lenguage
He had an impregnation fetish, ha. That and he liked to be the dominate in sort of a dd/lg sort of way, though I actually was ‘little’ at the time.
~Anna~
this sounds nice. must have a very trusting relationship tho
I guess I’m still thinking about that part. I’m mostly just nostalgic for the good times and all we’ve been through together. Plus we always managed to talk things out. Like any relationship it’s complicated so it’s up to me to think it through. I’m just afraid of running out of time before she truly moves on.
Ya, I’m a femanon. Was in the exact same situation a year ago. Bf and I together for 3 years, breaks up with me out of nowhere because he didn’t know what he wanted in life. Two months later got a tinder, met some dude, went out a couple of times then felt super guilty for just using this guy to get over my ex. Wanted to get back together with my ex but then I realized I just wanted to be with him because he became my security blanket because I didn’t want to deal with my own shit. Hard realization to come to, but helped me out immensely in the long run
I understand. Think about if you’re okay if she has changed since you guys broke up too
Me and my girlfriend decided to have 3 somes twice one with a 2 men and one with 2 women I decided the man and she decided the woman and ever since we have a 3 some with the woman she has become jealous and angry of and even thoght it was her friend I have been getting the brunt of it and she's taking it out on me like i didnt get that jealous with the other man what gives? And how can i work this out
This thread is cancer
You're all worse than newfags
Newfag detected
Quit banging that other chick and let things calm dow
No like we only did it once its been 4 months
Ill never get back the life i wasted reading this fucking thread!!!
Niggers?
How old were you when you first had sex and or gave a blowjob? What’s the recommended age
>What’s the recommended age
6-7
>How old were you when you first had sex and or gave a blowjob? What’s the recommended age
16 and 16?
Evening, good sir white knight!
I was 13 and 16. 13 y/o not recommended
i was 17. the recommended age is 18 here
Those are impressive. Which Femanon are you?
Those ugly tatters? This(comment with time stamp) is my first comment in this thread