Went to see a hooker for the first time last night Yea Forums

Went to see a hooker for the first time last night Yea Forums.

If anyone has any advice or tips, I feel really dirty about it.

>go to website
>find escort, call her, she tells me 100 bucks for 1 hr
>tell her I don't got that
>goes for 50
>go to seedy motel
>walk in and she asks me if I'm a cop
>tell her no
>ask her if she is a cop: no
>I lay on the bed and she asks me what I want to do.
>just a blowjob (by the way, this place reeks of weed
>she sucks my dick, her friend knocks at the door while she does it
>boner killer.jpeg
>having second thoughts
>especially since she's like 39 but looks 60
>not fat but not that good looking.
>looks fine in low light
>she asks me if I just want to do it from behind
>tell her yes, but does she have condoms?
>nope. but lucky me I come prepared
>I avoid putting my penis too deep to touch her pubic hair
>fuck her for a few min, cum and flush condum down toilet
>ask her if she's clean, she says yes
>leave and drive home
>wash my dick in super hot water with irish spring soap bar and then pour rubbing alcohol all over dick
>do this to get smell off

Ask me anything.

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Would you do it again

Absolutely not.
I think it was an experience that was overall, bad for my mental health.

Me about 4 months ago bought a hooker in Amsterdam, and i know exactly what smell you´re talking about, fuck me that smell did not come off after 1 shower let me tell you.

Damn that sucks user. I want to hook up with a tgirl because they're easy (and I think I could have good oral game) but worried about exactly that.

Do you think i should spend all my money on a hooker or going out clubbing trying to pull

what smell? {never been with hoe}

Bitch ass flushing condoms down the toilet
Polluting the water with your shitty cum

Could be worse.
>Be me
>GF has always wanted to go to a strip club
>Go to Vegas for sister's wedding
>whythefucknot
>Go to strip club with her
>End up spending $400 over the night
>Just get some (admittedly nice) fake titties in my face
>Can't even fuck her
Biggest fucking ripoff I've ever seen

condoms don't flush. story is fake.