Ask a FORMER Seminarian something

Ask a FORMER Seminarian something.

This is NOT meant to be a religion/theology discussion/argue thread. That is a waste of time on Yea Forums

I spent 4 years in a seminary studying to become a Catholic Priest. Left because I could eventually tell it wasn't going to be the right life for me long term.

Ask whatever you want to know about the training, environment, my opinions on things related.

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How often did you masturbate?

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At first I was very gung ho and I'd go long stretches without doing it then crash. Longest I ever went was about a month. Later on I didn't care and I'd just do it every day.

what gives with all the homos and kiddie fiddlers? or were you too short in there to get in on it? some ex-priest got shoahd for speaking up about it.

now that we got that out of the way..

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They try to screen them out now. Stricter than years ago, more pedos got in then. If you're flaming gay they might not take you now. But its hard to assess that with some guys.

nice larp.

What kind of questions do they ask to tell if you’re a pedo?

How rigorous was the scholastic work, did you have any college experience before the seminary, and how would you compare the two?

indeed

did a computer test showing images to see if you linger too long on something you're not supposed to. also interview and other questions to try to tell if you're lying or bullshitting them.

I'd say a little less rigorous in some ways but depended on the class. i had just finished college when i entered. depended on the professor

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Did you have a degree when you entered, and how typical was that among your peers?

I'd say about half and half. I had a BA. other guys had finished college or had a good amount of college credits. The other half had gone in right after high school.

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What are your future plans now that you are out?

I have a pretty good PR job for the city i live in. So no problem. I've been out for a few years.

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bump

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leave the kids alone

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lol

i was studying to become a pastor in a pentecostal christian church

had exactly the same problem as you, but something that bothered me deeply was that i knew everybody did it, including the fully fledged pastors, but nobody could or would openly talk about it.

i once openly confessed to the pastor i just wasn't able to hold it back, and he looked at me with a face of disgust and reprehension, and that's when i quit because the hypocisy was just too much to handle. that pastor kept checking out the women at church and i was supposed to believe i was some kind of monster.

what's your experience with sinful hypocrisy in the catholic church?

Yes I saw hypocrisy. The kind that stands out most of all was over money. If a parish was rich or parishioners rich and big donors and complained, then they would get their way and priests could get thrown under the bus.

In the training, I didn't encounter exactly the same hypocrisy as you with but similar with a few preachy individuals who had these supposed big conversions and acted like they were superior and perfect - until getting caught fucking around on vacation or pulled over with dui.

Did roumors spread bout that nuns/kiddyrape thing? Did you know any pedo? How is that shit handeled in inner circles?

Now that you're out, do you suck more or fewer dicks than when you where in?

nun stuff I can't even imagine. most nuns i encountered were bitter old feminists. so that had to be decades ago.

I really don't know how the shit was handled in inner circles other than some priests were transferred rather than thrown out. Most of the culprits with this were in the 1980s and then years later someone would come forward. Or an old retired bishop would suddenly be in trouble in public opinion. But a lot of them were and are dead now. Again, in my time in the seminary, they had really tried to clamp down on the admissions process to root out potential problems

Did you meet Xenu? Is he like a magical giant bird-king with a mustache?

Can't say that i did

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that's interesting. what would rich parishioners demand from the church? some kind of ego massage that their sins weren't that bad or something?

in my church there was some big trouble with money too. i'm sure you know these pentecostal churches are just a slight definition of the word away from being outright fraudsters, scaring the faithful in a life in hell if they didn't detach themselves from their earthly possessions. they always mentioned acts 4:35, it made me feel sick to my stomach.

problem was money was very obscurely managed, the pastors claimed they passed all money to the central administration and only received a small fixed salary to help with costs, but all of them competed with eachother who had the best suits and the latest iphone watches

that's scientology fuckwad

Yes. And if they didn't like the preaching, or some remodeling the pastor did in the church, etc.

that's interesting.

Do you guys actualy believe it? What I mean is ... Do you guys know and accept the líes that religion embrace?, do you accept that a book made by cave people should still be followed word by word? Christians tend to make any text found that doesnt follow the standars apocryphal, why not show the religion as it is, why lie to the people.

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Thanks.

lol not a religion discussion/ argue thread man. Go interview the enlightened intro to philosophy kiddies at your local community college to enjoy the conversation you're looking for

Literally the same thing

have you completely abandoned God since leaving the seminar, user? do you still try living a righteous life?

No I still practice my religion. Try to be righteous but of course I could do better. I was always a bit more laid back with it though, even when I was a seminarian

Ill take that as a "yes yes we suck shut up" then, fucking Christians.

Is there a sense of "us vs them" when it comes to the Catholics viewing the general public?

that's good. i've been having trouble reconciling my faith, i guess i'm more of an agnostic conservative now

more laid back? did you drink/use drugs in the seminar? how did it work?

get bent atheist cuck, we know you like it anyways

LoL get mad faggot

>This is NOT meant to be a religion/theology discussion/argue thread. That is a waste of time on Yea Forums
Are you new?
Actual religion and philosophy threads are some of the best threads on Yea Forums
We had a jungian mystic here a few months ago and the thread was god tier.
Buddhist threads are god tier too.
Of course, any jesus fags threads get rekt easy because the whole religion is based on assumptions and make belief people.

To an extent. But that's probably the case with any religion except for very secularized ones.

If you think that a forum where My Little Pony porn is traded is the best place for 'god tier' theology, then knock yourself out. I disagree though so you'll have to volley on the veracity and immutability of Christian doctrine in someone else's thread.

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Buddhism is trash. It is turning oneself into nothing, less than human. It is passionless mindlessness, a hollow exercise in avoidance for the tepid of blood and feint of heart

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What kind of little boys did you like?

>If you're flaming gay they might not take you now. But its hard to assess that with some guys.

>nice larp.

almost every pedophile case in the church the perpetuator is homosexual. this is not just coincidence many pedophiles were molested a kids and they themself continue the cycle, its a downward deviancy cycle. this is a big social issue.
theres a VERY clear problem with male homosexuals withing the church, I'm purposely citing to make clear the gender, they are male homosexual pedophiles:

""""A Church-commissioned report in 2004 said more than 4,000 US Roman Catholic priests had faced sexual abuse allegations in the last 50 years, in cases involving more than 10,000 children - MOSTLY BOYS."""

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McCarrick, who retired as archbishop of Washington DC in 2006, was forced to resign as a cardinal last July after a man publicly alleged that he had been sexually abused by the cleric from 1971, when he was a 16-year-old altar boy in New York.

theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/16/pope-defrocks-ex-cardinal-theodore-mccarrick-over-abuse-claims

Cardinal George Pell was convicted of abusing two choir boys in Melbourne in 1996.

bbc.com/news/world-44209971

All of Chile's 34 Roman Catholic bishops have offered Pope Francis their resignations in the wake of a child sex scandal and cover-up.

"This will change things forever," tweeted Juan Carlos Cruz, who was abused by Fr Karadima in the 1980s.

José Andrés Murillo, another victim, said Pope Francis should accept the mass resignation offer.

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Woh! Lot of copy/paste action. I see your points. Yes, the pedo stuff is linked to the gay stuff.

>Woh! Lot of copy/paste action.
I know!, because many people just ignore it, they like to attack the church but at the same time don't want to see what is evident. and the church is doing a tremendous mistake by not taking more drastics meassures but I get it that they are just covering between them when the number of homosexuals in it is so high.

It it true that the Third Secret of the Fatima Letters was an exposure of Sex crimes happening in the Catholic Church that was penned by Sr. Lucia in the 1920's and not opened/read by the Pope John 23 until 1963 upon which he ordered the letter sealed and placed in the archives never to be seen again?