Who’s the oldest oldfag here?

48 britfag. Here about 10 fucking wasted years.

I ignore most shit especially the racial bullshit. I've only been looking at Yea Forums for 3 or 4 years.

Forgot to add, 26 here. Been here since 2010

48, I'm rarely the oldest in any thread. This place is old as fuck.

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>be me
>43yo anonotard

Would if I could

39 next month

56 here

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Op here
Mostly Yea Forums. Come here as a break from adulting. Ignore most of the stupid shit. Some days Yea Forums is lame and others it’s great.

56, fuckers

i've been on computers since the mid-1970s. punch cards and audio tape for storing programs.

63. Smoke weed for glaucoma daily. Collecting Social Security. Posting on this fucking thead.

51, fucking a 33 yo mut, so Cheers, newfags

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Not up there with you guys yet, 22

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I've saved more pics off of here than I can count. It's kind of what keeps me coming back.

Nice dubs. Where you from old timer?

43 tomorrow.

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Then why the fuck are you posting here? Shouldn't you be jerking off to traps while browsing for a bull for your poor deprived GF, before going to your socialist rallies to whine and cry for free stuff so that you never have to get a real job?

Hard at work in the MAGA wall factory

Fuck off, nigger.

Not me. 29

I'm as white as anybody here Einstein

You look terrible for 56. You sure youre not 10 years older and really your grandmother's son, making your mom your sister and your great grandfather a rapist?

I’m 27

I never assigned a race to my comment, you racist.

Winrar?

I'm 68. I don't care if you don't believe it - I was born in 1951, when England still had a king, Stralin was in Russia, Harry Truman was POTUS, DeGaul was in france and Churchill in England

I've been here since 2006. I've seen this place change so much over the years. 32 years old now

I'm 76

41 here

Fucked around and got a triple double

Let me guess...12 y/o?

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55, started bingeing on Yea Forums after "retiring" early onto disability at 51. Got here just in time to witness its steep decline. Board still has its moments of sublime silliness, but I miss the sick brilliance of its former demographic.

12 is a bit old for me, but I won't turn down a good time!..

Topkek
This is why I still come here

checked

I just remembered the name of Anders Hegg, whose pix someone kept shitposting with those "do you love me Yea Forums ?" threads.

50 here.

Just turned 60: I was around computers when 8-Bit was the tits!

>falling for the data mining jew
I have grandkids that are in the double-digits age wise, but that's all you're gonna get from me.

old fags can you please give us a life advise?

When writing the story of YOUR life; never let anyone else hold the pen.

I'm 38, and I know my dad lurks on here once in a while, he is 60.

54
been here since november 2003

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sure, spell "advice" with a "c" because "advise" is a verb

nice
ok lol.

sure kid

puddi

This was place while you were still wetting the bed

Sixty-four and a half. Traps are gay

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Definitely me I think. I'm 71 tomorrow. Here for the pussy.

got ya by couple years ,born in 48 so 71 in august

Well since you lived your youth in the 80s were those really good times? I mean everyone is talking good about the 80s and how it was fun to be a teen during those times

57 checking in.

I’m 35
Hate what b is now
Mostly go to biz, pol, and sometimes o

Turning 45 tomorrow.

53 reporting in

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Turn 60 in July. I like free speech even if I can barely stand some of the crap here lol

18, am i wasting my youth coming to this shitty site?

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At 59 almost 60 me too. Since 1977 on CDC NOS mainframe. Fuck we are oldfags.

Your youth is wasted being born into your shitty generation.

What else would you be doing with it?

Z80 for the win!

Got you by 1 year. 69 in 4 months. Born in 1950.

The 1970's were really fun. Dancing, feeling up girlfriends, rollar skating, no fucking phones.

I don't believe anyone saying they are in their 40s or 50s

I was on TV in the 1960s. Guess my age, younglings.

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we're not here to guess, old timer

Turned 53 a few days ago, Yea Forums has turned to shit since the fucking kids invaded

Oh, yes, I looked stupid, I acted stupid, I did incredibly stupid shit, and THERE ARE NO VIDEOS.

I'm 47 as of last February. I started coming to Yea Forums in around 2006. I am less and less into Yea Forums since all the racist shit is taking over every board. I survived boxxy and bronies, but not this.

nice dubs but check your math

This is a random board. You're here to be quantum.

you're just mad ur an old cunt my generation is calm
probably striving to be a better musician since i've been playing piano for a long time, but i get lazy and procrastinate

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The Pacific Ocean can just about hold all the fucks we don't give about what you believe. There is no incentive to lie on this here.

there were always kids here

the fuck do you want kid a pic of my birth certificate
typical fucking brat - I know everything, i'm so clever. Fuck off kid you shit about ahit, the fact that you don't even realise you know shit about shit makes it worse

I am 44yo and an old fag.
One of the Anonymous

Why the fuck

>can't handle a little racism
It's time to leave old timer

We were free-range kids because no parent gave a shit. Twas bitchen.

There doesn't need to be an "incentive" to make shit up, braindead ape

>the fuck do you want kid a pic of my birth certificate
Sure

Boomerfag

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Why don't you oldfags have anything better to do in your 40s?

The racist and anti semetic shit is ruining all boards. Kike this and nigger that ... dull thinking.

Totally boomerfag. Disco and punk rock bitches.

OK, nobody's guessing. So I'm 56.

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Shut your fucking mouth whore. Billy Mays here.

41

Wait didn't you died

any oldfags wanna share some life advice/experiences?
18 yo here

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I definitely didn't expect vore during this scene, no.

So noone here is 60?

Probably me at 76

>this

Sure, plenty.

e.g. "make plans"

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Ye dawg im 87 years yung and hung off that ed meds

I'm 39, turn 40 in July. Been on Yea Forums since 2006.

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53 fags

I turn 60 in July of this year. Good enough for ya?

All you old timers just reminds me I'll never be able to leave this place

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lifer

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48 with the body of a 68. This place has ruined me

No, I have successfully flipped the bird to the Grim Reaper for almost 60 years. Makes me successful by definition, but if it helps you cry more, I am pretty well off too. I got rich selling the tears of millennials out the back of my pickup truck.

sure you do

>he's homeless

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lol i was watching a cheap horror movie lately with that guy.

reminded me of scary movie. "no the monster isn't dead, the police haven't showed up yet" and "nah i think i'll retire, this is my last movie"

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Just turned 50.

I remember the end of Vietnam. I remember when cocaine wasn't illegal at the federal level.

I am about as old as the Internet. People my age invented this thing called the World Wide Web.

Come the fuck on, kid.

Al Gore invented it, but nice try

My people invented semiconductors. You're welcome.

STFU. Adults are discussing history.

I is 34

98 year old here. I still remember the second worldwar. I wish I could tell you stories about it, but I kinda missed out on it. When my mates were at the front, I sat in my mom's basement jerking off to an old copy of Lady Chatterly's lover. It was all we had back then lads. Anyway, not much changed, I'm here now.

Dog you're not helping the whole "your generation is shit thing." All our generation wants to do is make shitty soundclouds and be like their idols. Also 18 reporting in

50

I'm old

Are we just going to ignore this dinosaur?

Wow you must be old to remember things!

Yes because I refuse to believe a 76 year old is browsing Yea Forums

What?

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g HEy you what do you Mean by that ?

You will come back here any day and will always keep wasting your time by replying to stupid shit, looking at the same reposts. As long as you dont have any direction in life to focus on.

That being said 25th since around 07

61

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60

Best freak show for the money in town

Are you sexting?

29 here year of the horses like jacksepticeye wewowew.

ARg u a fReak ?

62

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> Victor Meldrew SFX: I do not believe it.
I am also English, also born in 1951, but still only! age 67. In all that time, I have never been consciously aware that the last king was alive during my lifetime. Did not believe it, so:
just looked it up and found out that
King George VI died shortly before I was 6 months old. Still unable to speak an intelligible word (as is possibly still the case now).

Anyhow, It makes me only about the eighth oldest in this thread, whereas I have assumed for many years, that I am probably the oldest posting on whichever board I happen to be frequenting here on Yea Forums.

Hope you guys aren't exaggerating your ages for some peculiar reason.

This post went into overdrive!

I want proof.

poof

lost

prove it and win the internet
>also 41 myself

"We cooked a dead guy" giga puddi

You're just going to see the same stupid shit day in and day out. Then you find a moment of pure brilliance and it makes it all worth it.

when you get a random boner over an illustrated picture of two brachiosaurs fucking in 20 feet of water.

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Me too. The fuck is wrong with us?

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Yes, yes Mr. Insightful Man. You are very right and we are grateful to have you here.

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Every fag who claims to be over 64 will need to post proofs, like a timestamp or something i don't care

19 here

48 and I don't care.

Are you the biggest turd in your family or just one in the bowl? God what an annoyance

point 13 is a must

"Even when something is wrong, nothing is wrong."

Wrote that down. I like that.

Agreed, it's fucked up how many niggers are on this board always saying, "nigger this, nigger that, nigger, nigger, nigger." Niggers stop already.

Based as fuck

I'm 44 , been here since the beginning. I dont visit here much at all anymore though , b/is just porn now

48.
Still remembering that being old do not guarantee being wise. Old one can just be stupid for long time.

You look like you diddle three kids a day.

Sir, how many people do you have buried in your basement?

Im 50

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yeah, i'm 35 and been on /b since forever. glad i got to know the old /b

I refuse to believe there are people who browse this shithole at 70, but i see you're a delusional old fuck who got triggered, eat shit.

I stay mainly on /pol now

Just wait 10 yaer.

Thank you. Miss geisha

I agree, I really don't believe it either. People make up shit on Yea Forums all the time so..

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