My shit is stuck in the toilet

my shit is stuck in the toilet
what do

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help bros
im cerial

use a plunger

don't have one

oh fuck, flush until you can anymore, somtimes that works (cant anymore meaning toilet is completely filled)

flushing won't work, it's a hard turd

maybe pee on it if you can

it's underwater :'(

fill a bucket with water and poor it all in at once

Put hot water in a bucket and fill the toilet with it. Try to soften the shit by using shampoo or other chemicals. Don't flush immediately (it could overflow) and wait until the chemicals show effect

eat it

hot water is a good idea

i just ate

My shit gets stuck a lot so I know what I'm talking about. The chemicals are important too though. Don't faint while mixing the chems though, that would be bad

put it back up your butt

put on a glove and reach for it

My dick gets stuck in there all the time. The only cure is to think of something completely repulsive, like Nancy Pelosi or the ladies on the view. It will soften up and slide right out. Calm yourself user

then what

Sell your house.

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Clean toilet with hand covered in toilet paper not too much and wash hand like a nuke about to go off.

Hot water
flush
Hot water Flush again

Hot Water and flush at the same time

Take a bite

Twas my dubs that were higher sir

soak in bleach or use wire hanger lol

Poop knife!

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ok im warming water

where would i be without Yea Forums

Get a brain maybe. Or get mommy to clean it up.

>Get a brain
how will this help?