Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

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What gain do i get from one?

Better memes?

Cause I die soon. The 20th of september to be precise.

Because my basement isn't sound proof.

Girls are trash. Give me a good boyfriend and I'll be happy.

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Agreed. Girlfriends are for fags.

The only possible relationship would be short-term and I'm a long-term fag

CIA cucks will try extorting her. Forcing her to have sex with shitskins.

some kinda jew spic psy op

one has not been provided by the state
althow my lether skin woould be repulced from a thing do to its lack of curolating timing and abadment
but non the less due to my lack of warmth in my life it is now hazardus to be around a man that has serveral ill gotten metal illnesses
taht is the way to with i was drivin nways please donate some fluids send it to my office

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Nice cooked meals, shared expenses, shared chores, someone you can always be yourself around and a mother for your children.

none of your business

>Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Can't find a girl with a notch count below 15... there're well known statistics that show once a woman gets past 3-4 notches she's nearly unmarriable.

I don't care to have a girl who's going to have a shitload of baggage representing me, constantly embarrassing me with her sexual misdeeds (and why is it ALWAYS sexual shit?they can't seem to avoid that variety of fuck ups). not to mention over time i'd develop some sort of bond, and she's going to do shit that makes me not want to be with her (like the aforementioned sex stuff)... it's like buying a new phone and it gets a deep scratch from falling onto the concrete, you just don't want the phone anymore, but you kind of have to use it - but you're still looking for a way to get rid of it

Get a grip, son. Bitches do shit, just like dudes. We are not our pasts.

I'm gay.

I want what you're smoking

because my mom says if I ever let another girl near my penis she'll cut it off

I've regressed e.otionally to the point where anything more involved than an escort every now and then would be far too taxing and anxiety ridden.

Im too introverted, Schizoid, with narcissistic traits.
Really hard to convince yourself to talk with strangers.

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Sure, that's fine. but i'm not marrying one and they'll never be more than a fuck buddy.

I dated a girl for a year and a half and she finally broke down one day asking me why i never told her i loved her.

true story. i never told her i loved her. because i didn't and never did.

and i'm sad she didn't die in that car accident after we broke up, too.

that would have been a great moment for me. i would have baked a cake and everything

kek
Ron Swanson is my favorite TV Character

I like dick

You're one of the many,

dogs in this world,

that need to be put down.

>that need to be put down.

the fuck? why?

you just told me women are the definition of what i deem undesirable, and that bitch fit the bill, and you're saying i'm a bad person for zoning her mentally to protect myself from her bad character.

why do i "need to be put down"?

Because I'm so much of a chad that girls won't even consider me as an option.

Because I'm married

couldn't be fucked to get one, my hand does the job

i haven't bothered trying to find one since i broke up with my long time gf and another girl i was getting into fucked me off

Because females are not worth being in actual relationships with. This seems self-evident

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Regressed how?

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the emotional baggage sucks. I only do hook ups. fucking tits and lickin clits!

I can cook and do chores myself. I can be myself around anyone. Don't want kids.