Bought 600 ceramic dogs nobody wants to buy

bought 600 ceramic dogs nobody wants to buy

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Somebody else felt the same way, until you bought them.

A fool and their money are quickly parted.

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What's with Bernie sanders playing the flute?

Pyramid scheme?

nothing says fighting against the 1 percent like playing a flute

pyramid business, I write shit down and everything

the fun percent

Don't feel bad. I bought 3 tents that nobody wants.

Maybe I''d take the tents

for a good price

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At least the tents have a practical purpose, what's OP going to do with 600 ceramic dogs?

They're good tents. 16' diameter dome shaped with built in LED lights.

Maybe sell them at a nursing home? Senile old people love senseless shit.

post a pic of one?

not package and sell them to chumps online. they're very jeff koons though

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are they water proof and food safe?

Burlington is a trippy city.

one sec

The Pied Piper leads the rats out of Washington

look at this pupper

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anybody want one?

oh god why do you do this to yourself?

Might be able to offset the cost if you can bundle it with something people actually want.

Front me one I'll buy 10 for 50

There's hope for you, user. I recently sold 600 ceramic dogs I thought I'd never be able to get rid of.

I find this story inspiring.

its a great time to buy

no,its purple.faggot

Stencil the word "PINK" on them and sell them to thots

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you want something that stands out

they're painted and boxed and sent out I just make sure they stay good

yeah,but a man isnt going to want something that says "look at my purple dog,im a faggot"

your obviously to damn stupid to sell these things.maybe you could make a dildo and sell that instead

I think the quality is obvious and its something you can be confident about.

there are all kinds of opportunities waiting to be discovered every ceramic dog owner knows this

make sure to put a dildo on it to,bitches love having sex with dogs

>ceramic dog owner

why not own a real dog,faggot?

Show us with time stamp and I'll buy one

if you compare the numbers the costs on a traditional dog are way more consistent. you pay out of pocket way more often over time

yeah,but a ceramic dog cant lick peanut butter off my balls like a real dog can

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have you considered leaving them in your will to your heirs? they might be valuable one day.

Kek

KEK

What did you buy them at? What are you selling them at? ($) are you using amazon to sell it or Spotify or eBay? Add emotion to your product not just “ceramic dog”
Literally bought a shit ton of dog toys sold them for 8x the price I bought them for and made a killing.

no.

I have an turnkey webstore on shopify or similar business

I buy wholesale white label

Ive also got the exclusive distribution rights for the region in my area

you literally cannot get these anywhere else.